THE 2017 NBA 'OFFS™

can i get a recap of the armpit discussion? idgi

people online were alarmed last night to discover that jonas jerebko shaves his armpits

shaving pits is pretty normal, no?

in europe

KG or GP would be miles better than Shaq on the show. Shaq has no biz being in broadcasting; adds no insight or anything else of value, mumblemouth bully who should be pretending he's a cop with Steven Seagal somewhere.

otm

like shaved shaved or trimmed? i trim my pits every couple of weeks or so. shaving like with a razor seems painful tho

Chuck is a joke at this point, but at least he can TAKE a joke with good humor

like shaved shaved or trimmed? i trim my pits every couple of weeks or so. shaving like with a razor seems painful tho

― k3vin k., Wednesday, May 24, 2017 1:25 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah, shaved. it's a european thing!

shaq is a lovable doofus except he's not lovable

I have accepted that inside is an unchangeable institution at this point and it will be what it is until they start dying off

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/uploads/usat-images/2017/01/9845137-nba-detroit-pistons-at-miami-heat-850x560.jpeg

http://thecommittedgeneration.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/kristaps-porzingis-1024x576.jpg

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those look trimmed! there's some hair there, they prob just take an electric razor and trim it

trimming implies scissors

razor, electric razor = shaved
electric clippers = buzzed
scissors = trimmed
wax = waxed
pulling it out = plucked
lighting it on fire = lighting it on fired

to me it looks like full shave into stubble but you might be right

one of the two, too close for clippers tho

ppl use scissors to shave their pits??

this is an important discussion

bros buy an electric razor and trim them using a 1 or a 2, very quick and easy

i've used scissors before... it's pretty easy

it's also stylistic choice...

true

shaving my pits down to a 1 is more than i'm bargaining for personally

1 feels like its in a dead zone for pits, either you want the hair or you dont

i do a #2 on me pitts

wow

i don't trim my body hair, it feels like a losing battle

k3vin k.
Posted: May 24, 2017 at 11:52:05 AM
bros buy an electric razor and trim them using a 1 or a 2, very quick and easy

omg kevin the device youre describing is called "clippers" plz refer to my prev post

a 1 or 2 is like a haircut to me. for armpits i assume it would feel like sandpaper but i've never tried.

i don't trim my body hair, it feels like a losing battle

― marcos, Wednesday, May 24, 2017 2:07 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark

beach season

i like your little table there but i'm not sure using clippers necessarily = "buzzed" if we're talking about body hair

otm xp

one of the privileges of being male is to not even have to ever think about your gross body hair, let alone actually do something about it. dafuz wrong w/yall

a 1 or 2 is like a haircut to me. for armpits i assume it would feel like sandpaper but i've never tried.

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 24, 2017 11:12 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

been doing this for years and a #1 is DEF too close, itchy and is annoying. #2 is perfect, v comfy.

one of the privileges of being male is to not even have to ever think about your gross body hair, let alone actually do something about it. dafuz wrong w/yall

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, May 24, 2017 11:15 AM (thirty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

depends how much you have! i usually dont care in the winter but summer in AZ is #buzzseason

honestly i think if i had less body hair i would be more inclined to shave or trim it. because i have a ton of it i've decided acceptance and pride is a better solution

this thread is a testament to how much these playoffs have sucked

webber is pretty good but i never ever want to hear another commentator say "that's good [offense or defense] by x, just better [offense or defense] by y" and he's guilty of that though not as bad as mark jackson

― marcos, Wednesday, May 24, 2017 12:51 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Heh I noticed m jax has been trying out new catchphrases and half of them just awkwardly trail off without a punchline, he must be saving all his mama there goes that mans for the finals

I swear though if he and jvg try to gin up some phony hot takes about refereeing more than once during the finals I'm putting it on mute and finding a stream of the radio broadcast

Which I might do anyway bc it'll probably be Kevin Harlan or someone good

eh webber

i love jvg's hot takes

they are a guilty pleasure for sure

they're still the best broadcast team doing it.

Tyronn Lue with the 🔥 take pic.twitter.com/rHpYgAdSCJ

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) May 24, 2017

apparently its harder to defend jarebco, kelly-o and the gang than the four all stars over yonder

lol ty, dude

lotta love between these teams actually. lebron saying nice stuff about brad's atos, etc.

bron shd move to the celtics, celtics need more drama

lebron to celtics confirmed

nice