THE 2017 NBA 'OFFS™

my inside information on this is that old people call in and complain to office personnel about things they don't like about NBA players bodies in a v nasty and often racist way and one common complaint is underarm hair

idk if that trickles down to players or whatever I doubt it buts it's a real thing that actually happens all the time

i think maybe they do it for comfort like u dont have sweaty hair hanging around down there

whater these guys going on abt that foul was fine

can't imagine how shaving your pits could be more comfortable than not shaving them but idk athletes do weird things sonetimes

look at this fn double d here

Poor Jaylen Brown. pic.twitter.com/e8Gp9qhjXu

— Kirk (@KirkSeriousFace) May 24, 2017

can't imagine how shaving your pits could be more comfortable than not shaving them but idk athletes do weird things sonetimes

― marcos, Tuesday, May 23, 2017 10:32 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guess u gotta try it

feel like a lot of guys get away with pickups like bron does there but that's *really* egregious esp of the baseline ref is on that side

i think he mightve put two hands on it

marv uses the phrase off the hop in a completely indecipherable way

marv is 75 and possibly entering his expressionist phase

http://i.imgur.com/brCSBze.jpg

must hurt to get work done there tbh

O’Neal then held up his chicken wing with intent: “You gonna do what?”. That seemed to break the tension and the show carried on without any poultry-based injuries. O’Neal, however, did get in one more shot: “[Barkley] don’t know nothing about that, he only went to the finals once,” he mumbled.

ha nice jab at Shaq by the reporter

Honestly at this point I would have just replaced the whole inside crew with a next gen version, like kg-jalen-Payton would have been fire, let Kenny hang around whenever he wants as the eminence.

I thought they were grooming c-Webb for a seat but he's good doing games too

So I guess my point is I still think they hate Shaq and vice versa and Barkley been ready to amble off into retirement a few years now

webber is pretty good but i never ever want to hear another commentator say "that's good [offense or defense] by x, just better [offense or defense] by y" and he's guilty of that though not as bad as mark jackson

chucks getting paid too well to do nothing, prob not worth giving up.

i think pretty much all euros in the NBA shave their pits

as a pit enthusiast this is of particular interest and sadness to me

can i get a recap of the armpit discussion? idgi

people online were alarmed last night to discover that jonas jerebko shaves his armpits

shaving pits is pretty normal, no?

in europe

KG or GP would be miles better than Shaq on the show. Shaq has no biz being in broadcasting; adds no insight or anything else of value, mumblemouth bully who should be pretending he's a cop with Steven Seagal somewhere.

otm

like shaved shaved or trimmed? i trim my pits every couple of weeks or so. shaving like with a razor seems painful tho

Chuck is a joke at this point, but at least he can TAKE a joke with good humor

like shaved shaved or trimmed? i trim my pits every couple of weeks or so. shaving like with a razor seems painful tho

― k3vin k., Wednesday, May 24, 2017 1:25 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah, shaved. it's a european thing!

shaq is a lovable doofus except he's not lovable

I have accepted that inside is an unchangeable institution at this point and it will be what it is until they start dying off

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/uploads/usat-images/2017/01/9845137-nba-detroit-pistons-at-miami-heat-850x560.jpeg

http://thecommittedgeneration.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/kristaps-porzingis-1024x576.jpg

http://www.denverpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/20110420__NUGS__KAG6426p1.jpg?w=427

those look trimmed! there's some hair there, they prob just take an electric razor and trim it

trimming implies scissors

razor, electric razor = shaved
electric clippers = buzzed
scissors = trimmed
wax = waxed
pulling it out = plucked
lighting it on fire = lighting it on fired

to me it looks like full shave into stubble but you might be right

one of the two, too close for clippers tho

ppl use scissors to shave their pits??

this is an important discussion

bros buy an electric razor and trim them using a 1 or a 2, very quick and easy

i've used scissors before... it's pretty easy

it's also stylistic choice...

true

shaving my pits down to a 1 is more than i'm bargaining for personally

1 feels like its in a dead zone for pits, either you want the hair or you dont

i do a #2 on me pitts

wow

i don't trim my body hair, it feels like a losing battle

k3vin k.
Posted: May 24, 2017 at 11:52:05 AM
bros buy an electric razor and trim them using a 1 or a 2, very quick and easy

omg kevin the device youre describing is called "clippers" plz refer to my prev post

a 1 or 2 is like a haircut to me. for armpits i assume it would feel like sandpaper but i've never tried.

i don't trim my body hair, it feels like a losing battle

― marcos, Wednesday, May 24, 2017 2:07 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark

beach season