being so consumed by something that inspires you that eventually traps you and makes your life hell... the most kobe thing imaginable
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 May 2017 04:16 (seven years ago) link
dark musings lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 04:16 (seven years ago) link
a child puppet chanting crush kill destroy
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 04:17 (seven years ago) link
all this stuff is normal inside kobes head
^^^
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 9 May 2017 04:21 (seven years ago) link
imagine if kobe was your dad
― Clay, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 04:21 (seven years ago) link
like the shit he must drill into his children is the truly dark musing for me rn
― Clay, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 04:22 (seven years ago) link
this could be wildly off but... i think it's prob good he has three daughters
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 May 2017 04:24 (seven years ago) link
ya was thinking the same thing clay
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 04:24 (seven years ago) link
a child puppet chanting crush kill destroy― lag∞n, Tuesday, May 9, 2017 12:17 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Tuesday, May 9, 2017 12:17 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is excellent & good
― sexualing healing (crüt), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 06:02 (seven years ago) link
I missed this but would have voted seals
Although clays phrasing there makes it sound like Kobe had to finish Star Wars first before he could meet with john Williams which if real would get my vote for eternity
Seriously now I kinda want someone to work with Kobe to create a treatment for Star Wars 8 and flash animate it or something before the real thing arrives
― gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 22:21 (seven years ago) link
#musecage
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 22:46 (seven years ago) link
sexualing healing (crüt)Posted: May 9, 2017 at 12:02:46 AMa child puppet chanting crush kill destroy― lag∞n, Tuesday, May 9, 2017 12:17 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
child /snake/ puppet
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 00:39 (seven years ago) link
Learning about the art of story from one of my muses today. Thank you @GRRMspeaking #muse #musecage pic.twitter.com/8ujSrkKJ7h— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) May 12, 2017
― muse on and dominate (Clay), Friday, 12 May 2017 23:48 (seven years ago) link
dark muse clearly judging by the clothes
― lag∞n, Saturday, 13 May 2017 02:56 (seven years ago) link
lmfao doggggggg
The Mamba joins composer John Williams at the Hollywood Bowl to recite his "Dear Basketball" poem🎥: https://t.co/RHc7bznMjt pic.twitter.com/hjNluRAzN4— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 4, 2017
― Spottie, Monday, 4 September 2017 06:09 (six years ago) link
oh, kobe. i hope you are with us forever.
― Clay, Monday, 4 September 2017 06:15 (six years ago) link
my god
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 September 2017 13:12 (six years ago) link
i literally can't watch that
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 September 2017 13:25 (six years ago) link
Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) to host a new show on ESPN called Detail. Written, produced and hosted by the #Lakers legend himself. Premieres in March, via @ESPNPR— Ryan Ward (@RyanWardLA) January 12, 2018
― Spottie, Friday, 12 January 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link
o man lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 12 January 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link
ayiyi
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 January 2018 23:22 (six years ago) link
wait, he got on oscar nod for this nonsense? lolll
Kobe Bryant is now an Oscar nominee! He gives us an inside look at the making of his now Academy Award-nominated animated short film, "Dear Basketball." pic.twitter.com/0JGdPcgzJh— Yahoo Sports NBA (@YahooSportsNBA) January 23, 2018
― Spottie, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link
someone called in a favor
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link
guys kobe won an oscar i'm so happy, he's gonna lose whatever fraction of sanity he has left
― Clay, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:00 (six years ago) link
unreal
― they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Monday, 5 March 2018 04:24 (six years ago) link
Still a rapist
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:37 (six years ago) link
we are all in the musecage now
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2018 06:02 (six years ago) link
nah fuck kobe forever
― micah, Monday, 5 March 2018 06:16 (six years ago) link
obvs in retrospect that a voting body full of lakers fans wld make this fateful decision
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXi35RRVQAEKO_1.jpg:large
― they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 04:21 (six years ago) link
fraud
someone teach kobe about recency bias
― Clay, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 04:30 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ZZE6N51.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 23 April 2018 01:50 (six years ago) link
cyber kobe lurkin’
― calstars, Monday, 23 April 2018 02:08 (six years ago) link
On espn+ which uh what is that?
― they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Monday, 23 April 2018 02:46 (six years ago) link
i dont deserve to be exposed to the mind of kobe bryant like i try to be a good person you know
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 April 2018 03:09 (six years ago) link
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/time-kobe-bryant-asked-heath-ledger-dark-knight-destroy-gotham-205741443.html
“There was one time when Kobe, who I worked with for 18 years, was going back to play in Madison Square Garden, and he had just seen ‘The Dark Knight,'” said Pelinka. “Obviously, you guys saw that movie, and he’s like, ‘Hey, hook me up with dinner with Heath Ledger, because he got so locked in to that role. I want to know how he mentally went there.’ So, he had dinner with Heath, and he talked about how he locks in for a role. And Kobe used some of that in his game against the Knicks.”Ledger posthumously won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his role as the Joker in “The Dark Knight.” He died during the film’s editing process in January 2008, six months before the film’s release, which presumably means Kobe watched a screener of the film before it was finished.
Ledger posthumously won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his role as the Joker in “The Dark Knight.” He died during the film’s editing process in January 2008, six months before the film’s release, which presumably means Kobe watched a screener of the film before it was finished.
huh idk
― omar little, Saturday, 19 May 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link
I think Pelinka is telling a tall tale.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 19 May 2018 00:12 (six years ago) link
Kobe probably saw A Knight’s Tale.
― omar little, Saturday, 19 May 2018 00:32 (six years ago) link
lol
― sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 19 May 2018 00:34 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiUCsIZUEAAwBim.jpg:large
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link
jfc incredible
― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 15:44 (five years ago) link
lol how long are the suits going to humor him theres no way anyone* is watching this shit
*besides students of kobes derangement obvs
― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link
like who even is it thats trying to make kobe the storyteller a thing its such a blatantly off the wall concept, they got him an oscar lol wtf
― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link
truly bizarre
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link
kobestan is a populous country
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 17 July 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link
ELLEN! You’re the best – thank you for having me! @theellenshow #ThePunies #MambaMentalityBook pic.twitter.com/wpNFmbr8GY— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) September 28, 2018
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Friday, 28 September 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link
o no
Don’t watch the overhead angle of the Kobe-Barnes no flinch unless you want it to be totally ruined.— Taco Trey Kerby (@treykerby) October 2, 2018
He wasnt standing in front of him when he did it my whole life is a lie pic.twitter.com/8pGF2IRAjQ— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) October 2, 2018
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link
I’m shook
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link
if you watch the vid you'll see Barnes is looking left but moves the ball slightly right towards Kobe's face, not as direct as the side view implies but enough of an feint that a normal human being without ice in their veins would have flinched.
― omar little, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link
*a feint
if anything the above view answers some pressing questions i had about the veracity of the original angle and i'll allow that Kobe is a villain Barnes couldn't intimidate there
― omar little, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link
pass fake to the right of kobes head he had no reason to flinch tbqh, prob the reason for kobes extreme nonchalance is he knew a timeout was coming therefor did not bother to guard the inbounder
Oh no pic.twitter.com/PFcQGMQDF1— Austen Leake (@TribStarAusten) October 2, 2018
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link
We train athletes the MAMBA way | Full Circle + Mamba Mentality pic.twitter.com/oY2Wp9uL7L— Mamba Sports Academy (@MambaSportsHQ) December 2, 2018
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 17:35 (five years ago) link
smh
― Spottie, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 17:38 (five years ago) link
"In sports, you have restrictions." He's referring to teammates.
Not bizarre enough to win, but the best at encapsulating Kobe's career.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwp_aaWVsAAAbFJ.jpg
― marcos smart (Spottie), Friday, 11 January 2019 21:04 (five years ago) link
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2019 21:16 (five years ago) link
is that for real?
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 11 January 2019 21:57 (five years ago) link
i dont think sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXXWUv2cSNY
― marcos smart (Spottie), Friday, 11 January 2019 23:41 (five years ago) link
I hope you love reading this book just as much as I loved creating it. The #Wizenard Series: Training Camp is out March 19! Pre-order now and make sure to follow @Granity for more: https://t.co/x4FXkJQ3XY pic.twitter.com/HiDAEkQ2dk— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) February 26, 2019
― but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 15:38 (five years ago) link
omg so much thirsthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAH67VlgS88
― but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, 3 May 2019 22:55 (five years ago) link
https://deadspin.com/kobe-bryant-finds-outlet-for-passive-aggression-in-yout-1838048960
i am dying at Kobe's original caption for this photo
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/cofns45jvzdj17et9bxf.jpg
― omar little, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link
thank jebus that dude doesn't have a son
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link
lol "wizenard"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 22:15 (four years ago) link