bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

i read the latest network piece on there but thats one of maybe three articles I've read since it launched

seems like they're being weird about trying to publish shorter pieces even when it isn't warranted

The Ringer is absolutely fucking awful.

ha otm

its interesting bills philosophy for grantland "publish good stuff" was really noob and not nearly specific enough but then with the ringer it seems like hes trying to do something a more focused but it just doesnt make sense and is bad

the article about nba bench celebrations. could have been fun but i couldnt even get halfway through. and i like the writer generally

yeah gotta be the fastest hbo has ever canned a show

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Well aside from that David milch series about horse murder

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*a show not involving the actual murder of horses

i've read very little, but i suspect i'd like the ringer better if it looked like grantland instead of medium

pierce on the show last wk was ultimate cornball

omg mediums design is sooooo much better than grantland

pierce is an idiot sorry celts fans

dont do this

i don't hate it intrinsically, but i hate that it's taking over everything. it's like when we had

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/41/3f/11/413f11e01dc2979a150ebbfa90008eaf.jpg

good mix imo

https://twitter.com/CollinsworthPFF/status/798272091564875776

that's a tasty treat the whole family can enjoy

dudes, this is a just a pet theory i am working on, but i think simmons might be an idiot

u dont say what brought you to this groundbreaking insight

collinsworth deleted the tweet, apparently

yah what was the tweet

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxQMfdIXEAAaFpD.jpg:medium

lmao burn

so good

ahahha

simmons's career is pretty much over, no?

Collingswrth ended him yes

Hey so he might be dumb in several ways and an insufferable homer in all the other ways but Grantland is always going to be an amazing memory for me. I should make a list of all the people it introduced me to that I try to follow now

Especially the ones who aren't getting to do the amazing kind of work he let them do

i don't exactly *mind*, but that tweet was a total dick move by collinsworth -- simmons' tweet was aimed at the patritos, not him

and deleting it was a chickenshit move

Cmon it was a great zing

simmons (rightly) blasted collinsworth for months about bringing up deflategate and telling a story abt asking tom brady to look him in the eye or some nonsense while the pats were having a sick 4th quarter in the super bowl. i guess cris found out.

sportswriter beef might be one of the more embarrassing internet beefs

weird cuz I always remember Simmons saying that Collinsworth was the "best on TV"...guess something irked him

collinsworth is now going to appear on simmons' podcast

the fix is in

death to false beef

http://deadspin.com/bill-simmons-isnt-too-big-to-fail-1788556607

All of this lives on a strange-looking website with an unfortunate color scheme

vindication

http://deadspin.com/bill-simmons-isnt-too-big-to-fail-1788556607

oopss sorry

His website, the Ringer, attracted just 420,000 unique visitors in October, according to comScore.

whaaaaat

“It is another reminder, do not leave ESPN, man. ESPN is a monster platform that is responsible for all of our successes.”

yup

if bill had sprung just before the espn ship capsized, say in 5 or so yrs, this all might have worked out but competing with them was maybe a fools errand

Simmons vs. Gladwell: The Future of Football

These two rambling about the American football death spiral almost merits its own poll of schtick moments

*Simmons ref to Batfleck (as a peer with Brock Lesnar and LeBron?)
*Gladwell kicking off with "...at a RAND Conference in Santa Monica"
*Gladwell then digressing into boxing history (with no mention of head injuries in the sport)
*Simmons immediately making an ad hoc list of "TWELVE 'second conversations'" that have nothing to do with gambling
*Gladwell defending Goodell by explaining how Goodell's dad was a principled Republican with balls
*"[Source: Charles Goodell Wikipedia page]"
*Simmons making a parenthetical ref to defunct prime time game shows
*Gladwell pronouncing Chris Collinsworth to be the smartest football analyst in the game
*Gladwell drops in FACS trivia
*Simmons has a "simple fix" to keep veterans (i.e.: Tom Brady) from ruining cap space (actual simple fix: eliminate the cap?)
*Both of them go insane coming up with Rube Goldberg solutions to save the NFL from itself
*Gladwell admires the NCAA's overtime rules
*Simmons to Gladwell: (By the way, I like when you call the 32 NFL owners a “cartel.” I’m stealing that.)
*It keeps going for 8,400 words

a bit irritating how they go off on every possible tangent but it's a good conversation

though "17 week season, everyone has to take one week off" is really dumb

34 minute read, huh?

rip footbal

God this "which Goodfellas character is each NFL team?" podcast with Mike Lombardi is so lame. He's done this shit 1000 times already.

But it is Friday and I need something to listen to at work, so fuck it.

And then there was Billy Thousand Times, who got that nickname because he does everything 1000 times

lol

a lump of the purest simmons