i have something to say about the offseason THE 2016 NBA OFFSEASON

horford can't push the ball at the speed draymond does off a rebound

not so sure abt that

be interesting to see how the celtics use him in small lineups this year, they have an athletic team thats gonna run

horford is old

that is the extent of my analysis

i hope dray and kd have beef

― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 19, 2016 12:16 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not likely
https://twitter.com/manny_vieites/status/787750718241333248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

i like draymond tbh, if i were a dubs fan i imagine it'd be like a "he may be an SOB but he's our SOB" situation

― marcos, Wednesday, October 19, 2016 11:54 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gotta say its kinda fun to finally have one of these player. havent had one in the bay since... barry bonds?

hella embarrassed to be a w's fan

― brimstead, Wednesday, October 19, 2016 12:19 PM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

embrace it, b

ALL IN ALL, it was not the best few months for Draymond Green. On June 10, during Game 4 of the NBA Finals against the Cavaliers, some 20 million viewers caught him in the act of trying to slap LeBron James in the groin. Three days later, after being suspended for that act, he watched his Warriors lose by 15 before dropping Games 6 and 7 in the greatest collapse in Finals history. In early July, he was arrested in East Lansing, Michigan, on an assault charge resulting from a scuffle in a college bar. Later that month, Green accidentally sent out a photo of his penis to the world.

loool how did i miss that last part? i had no idea that happened

he snapped it out during team USA iirc

yeah it was big news for a day

has to happen once per year by mandate

Derrick Rose cleared on all charges in civil rape trial

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/derrick-rose-cleared-on-all-charges-in-civil-rape-trial-203332240.html

related/messed up
https://twitter.com/joelrubin/status/788850013459795968

https://twitter.com/joelrubin/status/788850013459795968/photo/1

this is not a particularly good look

xp wow bizarre xp coincidence there

“Best wishes,” Judge Michael W. Fitzgerald told Rose. “Except when the Knicks play the Lakers,” he joked.

the fuck kinda trial was this

basically he did it but there wasn't enough to convict

i thought that's what "not guilty" meant, but the headline i read was "Jury rules NBA star Derrick Rose and friends did not rape woman"

(LA Times)

not sure what to think about it tbh

“Best wishes,” Judge Michael W. Fitzgerald told Rose. “Except when the Knicks play the Lakers,” he joked.

the fuck kinda trial was this

― Clay, Thursday, October 20, 2016 10:26 AM

judges love making comments like this

there may still be a criminal prosecution

civil trials usually require a fairly low threshold of culpability to award damages. if the jury awarded nothing at all as damages, then it might be not merely a weak case, but an extremely weak one, so that a criminal prosecution would be quite unlikely if that's true.

https://twitter.com/MikeSGallagher/status/788946067408683009

Warriors...

... vs. Lakers

Man the dubs look ready to roll.

Well they slaughtered the other la team a few games back.

Good to see KD and Draymo goofing around.

five days. im dying.

video autoplay on EVERY sports article these days is the worst shit ever

truth

u all got to install a flash blocker

http://www.foxsports.com.au/basketball/nba/vince-carter-says-he-could-compete-in-2017-nba-dunk-contest/news-story/36037132d686ab3d81162c66692a3711

i, clay, would win the dunk contest if i chose to compete fyi

i dunked once. please give me the dunk contest trophy

hmm no im the big dunk man

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/carmelo/tim-duncan/
kinda awesome

hitting the random player button is fun

think it needs a category between all star and mvp candidate tho

it loves ben simmons and isnt too crazy abt devin booker, young players are the hardest to project tbf

i was surprised by booker too. it LOVES marcus smart

it seems to weight defense pretty heavily i.e. smart & justise winslow are valued twice as much as booker

it has the 2015 rated this way

1. towns
2. porzingis
3. russell
4. winslow
5. cauley stein
6. hollis jefferson
7. booker
8. cameron payne
9. kaminsky
10. myles turner

my guess is they still have a decent amount of college projections built into this (i.e. the model is pretty high on kevon looney, who has basically played in the nba) bcuz they're pretty low on booker and turner

ya what i figured too

soooo apparently the name for the hipster nuggets sleeved unis is "white pride jerseys" http://www.denverstiffs.com/2016/10/21/13358494/denver-nuggets-white-pride-jerseys-2016

well sleeved jerseys are literally Hitler

Heh I clicked random a bit got a bunch of average starters (including Carmelo! Uh oh) some second round randos with virtually no data a couple decent guys then Lebron showed up

I was just thinking a little today about Lebron in games 6 & 7, those might be the greatest individual performances since Jordan to me

I really believe most of Lebron's mind is a hyper advanced basketball computer and sometime in the middle of that series he just fed it all the data and it spit out a way to win

you mean 5 & 6 xp?

other players will prob have better seasons but if you want someone to win a couple games bron is still yr guy

def