i have something to say about the offseason THE 2016 NBA OFFSEASON

it tastes like science fiction

Which is... good

Kevin Durant says he loves Rick James' song "Mary Jane" calling it a "dope song."

lol he totally came to the dubs so he could hang with big smokey

yellow gatorade or gtfo (red or orange are ok too, just the traditional flavors for me thx)

g2 less calories bro thought u lived that sw0le life psshhh

light blue GLACIER FREEZE gatorade was my fave until i went through a lot of it during a violent illness and now i can't even stomach thinking about it

i need the extra electrolytes to quench my powerful thirst

i drink 8 gatorade drinks every day to power my body through my intense regiment and lifestyle. many do not do this.

its sad how many millennials are unwilling to dedicate themselves to a thorough hydration regimen

http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/2016/09/26/spurs-gregg-popovich-said-he-respects-the-athletes-who-are-protesting-the-national-anthem/

I hope pop lives forever

I vaguely remember him protesting the government shutdown a few years back too. Good on him

pop is good

biggest revelation of that interview--what the heck are serbian tacos?

apparently they go good with cokes AND beer

Guys, I'm sorry, I didn't ask Pop what a Serbian taco is. That will be at the top of my priority list tomorrow.

— Melissa Rohlin (@melissarohlin) September 26, 2016

sorry excuse for journalism, "melissa"

pop is my dad now, i legally filed to be adopted by him in bexar county

it gets bexar

thats...not how you pronounce that

(here, the "x" is silent")

dont mind that errant " at the end

Ok I read an article about kg-Kobe-Duncan being gone and it mentioned that three head coaches hadn't begun their PLAYING careers yet when those three started

The 3 coaches are earl Watkins Luke Walton and Tyron Lue btw and there are a bunch more who played concurrently with them (Kidd, hoiberg etc)

def forgot abt most of these lol http://www.sbnation.com/2016/9/28/13060062/nba-media-day-uniforms-wait-what-the-heck-is-this-2k-or-what

they just had to throw a 3-1 joke in there eh

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/St0eHLkFEiJC_PWLlNt5EZqirpE=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7173735/610537800.jpg

when someone tells you who they are, believe them

Ben Simmons has suffered a fracture in the fifth metatarsal bone in his right foot, per the #sixers.

oh

hm that sounds like something that could vary wildly as far as return time goes

knowing the 76ers tho they will probs shut him down for 2 years

luv too start the season off with interesting players injured

the curse of the process

ESPN Stats and Information

With Ben Simmons' status for the season opener in doubt, it's worth remembering that the NFL's No. 1 pick, Jared Goff, did not play in his season opener. The last time the No. 1 pick in the NFL and NBA both missed their season openers was 2007, when it happened with Greg Oden and JaMarcus Russell.

RIP

I should report that I was watching jeopardy a couple days ago and there was a question about the medical name for the kneecap and I couldn't remember for a sec and then my mind landed on greg oden and I immediately spit out "WHAT IS PATELLA!"

haha

lol

his work was not in vain

watching the gsw/tor game now, i reckon steph has bulked up a bit

also someone really messed up the kerning on vanvleet's jersey, it reads like "va nvleet"

lbj endorses clinton http://www.businessinsider.com/lebron-james-why-endorsing-hillary-clinton-for-president-2016-9

didn't realize preseason started a couple days ago, world passin' me by

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/17675910/how-russell-westbrook-solo-act-play-oklahoma-city-kevin-durant

lowe back

joel embiid is going to play tonight!

won't believe til i see

i saw him! he lives!

clippers/warriors tonight

i need a new go-to stats/scores site for quick birdseye "what's goin on in the league tonight" updates. i've used sports.yahoo.com/nba for prob a decade but looks like over the summer they succumbed to clickbaity code bloat and it looks like ass now and you can't find anything speedily. what do you guys use for that purpose?

what are you looking for that the NBA app doesn't give you?