i have something to say about the offs THE 2016 NBA PLAYOFFS

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/highlight/draymond-green-has-a-history-of-wildly-kicking-his-legs-out

yeah he's always been a scissor kicker, that buzzer beater against ATL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34I3imaBaak

he shd either be suspended for the nut kick or for consistently making such a shitty dangerous non basketball play

https://twitter.com/SheridanBlog/status/734793628409843712

ha at least russ did it as part of the shooting motion not after a series of post shooting motion flails

there should be certain points in the game when nut striking is legal

the ref hits a big red button and the lights in the arena start going all crazy and you can strike your opponents nuts w/o penalty

chris paul would maybe finally make a conference finals

like The Purge but for nuts xp

NutRageous was originally called Acclaim, but this name was changed just prior to its release due to focus groups (mainly of children) responding more to the "NutRageous" branding. In 2014, "Nutrageous" was rebranded as "Nut Bar" internationally and the weight of the bar was reduced from 51 g to 47 g.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS18jHMmhAI

so many nut kicks
https://twitter.com/TEN000HOURS/status/734835006867001344

everyones doing it. gonna try it at my next pickup game

it is my signature move tbh

i do it even when im not playing basketball

"I got 25 clips of these in February alone..."

what's with this dude, why does he collect these

addickted to balls basically

Or maybe he is on Dray's payroll.

drayroll

draymo draymo draymo
he just put up a three
draymo draymo draymo
will kick you where you pee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ9RfAG87Qw

take it to the dedicated thread, spottie. around here we're all about steve adams' nads and the people who love to kick them.

ok ty

hearing unverified rumors that he is suspended

Haralabos Voulgaris ‏@haralabob 2m2 minutes ago
Gambling market seemed to have a pretty good opinion on that Draymond Green suspension pretty early. Hmm.

Kobe was suspended for this which pretty much closes the case imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-ybUPRQfQM

Haralabos Voulgaris ‏@haralabob 2m2 minutes ago
Gambling market seemed to have a pretty good opinion on that Draymond Green suspension pretty early. Hmm.

oh shit are the Dukes are gonna corner the frozen concentrated orange juice market

-are

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojVerticalNBA 17s17 seconds ago
The NBA will not suspend Golden State's Draymond Green for Game 4, league sources tell @TheVertical.

(here we go with "the fix is in" yammering)

unbelievable

https://twitter.com/samesfandiari/status/734886095268118529

matt called it

My guess is the NBA upgrades it to a flagrant 2 but doesn't suspend him. If he got another flagrant point he'd be suspended.

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, May 22, 2016 6:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

post facto flagrant two is not a real thing, flagrant two is an ejection, because of how time works you cant be ejected after the game is over

league shd not allow themselves that call

either that or they shd allow dray to play in the next game up until the point where the flagrant occurred then eject him, dramatically

also steven adams shd be allowed to kick dray in the nuts, twice

so you're saying none of this is actually happening because of how time works?

hodor

nothing is actually happening ever, and yet it does, at times stupider than others

of course it turns out the dubs prob wldve been better off if dray had been ejected

maybe hes shook now and wont be able to hit a shot w/o kicking his leg out

maybe just kick the ball into the basket

or at defenders

shd have to play the rest of the series walking on his hands

the nut job

the nutty professor

maybe the warriors should just figure out how to beat the thunder is what I'm thinking

worth a shot

wonder what the deal with steph playing off the ball so much is, too injured to be the primary ball handler? cant quite figure what the logic wld be in that situation, like does he not have the explosiveness to beat his man or are they worried abt him taking too much contact or what