Juiceman, Juiceman, Juiceman, them boys up to something

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NBA doesnt blood test for it iirc

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:23 (ten years ago)

I'm sure more do it but maybe not for prolonged periods. maybe just to get back from injury faster

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:23 (ten years ago)

if you did the opposite and listed least likely juicers would it just be multiple spurs rosters

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:25 (ten years ago)

ha probably. except bonner

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:28 (ten years ago)

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/stephen-curry-had-platelet-rich-plasma-treatment-on-his-right-knee-182950035.html

prp = secret infusions of juice

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Thursday, 5 May 2016 04:03 (ten years ago)

aka = that kobe

Spottie, Thursday, 5 May 2016 04:04 (ten years ago)

it comes by many names but we know it for what it is

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Thursday, 5 May 2016 04:05 (ten years ago)

prp might as well be healing juice

ciderpress, Thursday, 5 May 2016 12:57 (ten years ago)

steph "juiceman" curry

marcos, Thursday, 5 May 2016 14:14 (ten years ago)

the brazilian juice is real

moullet, Thursday, 5 May 2016 14:15 (ten years ago)

The juice run the world.

(Sorry.)

Jenny Ondioleeene (Leee), Thursday, 5 May 2016 16:59 (ten years ago)

barbosa's juice: derived from obscure brazilian plant and usually only used for horses http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/05/sports/basketball/golden-state-warriors-leandro-barbosa-horse-medicine.html?referer=

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:12 (ten years ago)

definitive

http://i.imgur.com/ILAeyMA.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 01:28 (ten years ago)

oh ha what

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 01:28 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7w8olLP.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 01:30 (ten years ago)

http://www.vocativ.com/317389/the-story-of-an-nba-players-mystery-healing-herb/

ulysses, Friday, 13 May 2016 15:02 (ten years ago)

Nice use of the word juice in there

Spottie, Friday, 13 May 2016 16:57 (ten years ago)

seven months pass...

taken from basketblolz
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C18KsfIVEAAaJYR.jpg

Spottie, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:12 (nine years ago)

ten rings on like a basketball player

― ciderpress, Wednesday, May 4, 2016 2:27 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

example (crüt), Thursday, 12 January 2017 07:21 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/_marcusd2_/status/835334262358491136

Spottie, Saturday, 25 February 2017 05:25 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C99HBEvVoAALbQK.jpg

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/855481607280525312

Spottie, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:08 (nine years ago)

was meant to embed
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C99HBEvVoAALbQK.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:08 (nine years ago)

haha

marcos, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:10 (nine years ago)

eyes_emoji.jpg

k3vin k., Friday, 21 April 2017 18:46 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DC87kzBXkAARKzZ.jpg

down that brown path (Spottie), Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

interesting

micah, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

who wants a heineken!

lag∞n, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

five months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRI8E2jVwAAqmPT.jpg:large

Spottie, Saturday, 16 December 2017 05:25 (eight years ago)

russ is so sour

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Saturday, 16 December 2017 05:39 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSZQHKpUQAAlDZU.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 31 December 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

lol it’s quite simple really

Spottie, Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

is steroids common in NBA?

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

well u dont see a lot of players getting caught for it

lag∞n, Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYqQf44UQAE9lwA.jpg

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:27 (eight years ago)

wait what

lag∞n, Monday, 19 March 2018 17:30 (eight years ago)

obviously a mistake with the scale lol

k3vin k., Monday, 19 March 2018 18:48 (eight years ago)

crazy lebron was actually 280ish tho

k3vin k., Monday, 19 March 2018 18:48 (eight years ago)

a genuinely huge person

lag∞n, Monday, 19 March 2018 19:55 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

Sources on ESPN: Wizards guard Jodie Meeks suspended 25 games for violating NBA/NBPA Anti-Drug program, ending his season. Tested positive for Ipamorelin and GHRP-2. Meeks’ attorney Ben Levine to ESPN: “It is regrettable that the NBA has prematurely taken action against Jodie.”

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) April 13, 2018

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Friday, 13 April 2018 17:22 (eight years ago)

juicy meeks

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 14 April 2018 04:39 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

Steph found the HGH plug it’s over https://t.co/nAQGsDRXDK

— Nai (@Nai_Roy) May 2, 2018

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 19:00 (eight years ago)

ahaha

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 20:47 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dce-EzwU0AIpEBP.jpg

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Sunday, 6 May 2018 04:05 (eight years ago)

lmaooooooooooo legalize PEDs imo

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 6 May 2018 15:31 (eight years ago)

PEDs would not help Lebron do most of the best things he does, which all involve the nearly instantaneous interaction between his brain and his body, quicker than it is possible to make conscious decisions. They do help with strength and stamina, though.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 6 May 2018 16:22 (eight years ago)

the biggest benefit of PEDs to an aging athlete such as lebron and so forth is prob hastening recovery, things of that nature

lag∞n, Sunday, 6 May 2018 16:47 (eight years ago)

kinda weird to see barry with a normal sized head again.

circles, Sunday, 6 May 2018 17:02 (eight years ago)

looking generally like a natural man

lag∞n, Sunday, 6 May 2018 17:12 (eight years ago)

its cool to have the exact starting date of brons juicing for statistical purposes

lag∞n, Sunday, 6 May 2018 17:36 (eight years ago)

imagining that as a go-to formulation for him, ""we gotta trade for russ, he's the lebron james of triple doubles" "we moved to brentwood because it's the lebron james of neighborhoods"

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:01 (three years ago)

oh boy, germany! that’s where I’m the juiceman

k3vin k., Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:26 (three years ago)

the lebron james of countries

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:29 (three years ago)

He had a kid he determined would be the LeBron James of children

omar little, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:30 (three years ago)

true and he did not leave it to chance when it came time to file that birth certificate

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:52 (three years ago)

six months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F7ntpoOWAAAKrjr?format=jpg&name=medium

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 5 October 2023 04:55 (two years ago)

one month passes...

It’s between him, Lance Armstrong, Barry Bonds, and Alex Rodriguez https://t.co/rmxFFyMQ1F

— Olympic Bean (@olympicbean) November 22, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 23 November 2023 06:21 (two years ago)

haa

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 November 2023 12:54 (two years ago)

two months pass...

so you’re telling me he got suspended for……..cheating https://t.co/g9jfieAECQ pic.twitter.com/eDQTkhJ7EZ

— Molly Morrison (@mollyhannahm) January 23, 2024

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 00:12 (two years ago)

DEANDRE JORDAN POSTER OVER GIANNIS 🤯pic.twitter.com/bG3gO0glbw

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) January 30, 2024

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 04:12 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

KG: Can Bronny get a bucket on Bron ?

Paul Pierce: Yeah for sure

KG: You seen his dad? his dad on that balco, he on that new juice

😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/CMXpJb3uAr

— Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_) February 23, 2024

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 24 February 2024 20:08 (two years ago)

uh oh

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 February 2024 20:24 (two years ago)

eight months pass...

eyes emoji

Former Los Angeles Clippers trainer Randy Shelton is suing the franchise for wrongful termination, among other things, after he claims he was fired after complaining that Kawhi Leonard was being subjected to unsafe and illegal treatment for injuries. pic.twitter.com/qv1vOwhO7l

— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) October 24, 2024

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Thursday, 24 October 2024 21:10 (one year ago)

one month passes...

lebron been missing for a while? big mystery?

Most obvious trip to Germany to get a new supply of PEDs https://t.co/r4cpsr023C

— Smiley (@30GotNext) December 16, 2024

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Monday, 16 December 2024 06:28 (one year ago)

if he has a nice game off some rest, what are ya gonna do, but if he's flying around like that the rest of the year...🤔

kendrick lamaze "to push a baby out" (m bison), Monday, 16 December 2024 12:44 (one year ago)

think he could prob get someone to pick them up for him

lag∞n, Monday, 16 December 2024 17:29 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

LeBron in the last 5 games:

30.4 PPG
8.4 APG
5.8 RPG
1.2 SPG
57/47/86%
66.9 TS%

Don't take him for granted 🐐. pic.twitter.com/DDAeOXxF9C

— BronMuse (@BronMuse) January 3, 2025


Been good since his mystery disappearance

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Sunday, 5 January 2025 05:39 (one year ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/dimeuproxx.bsky.social/post/3lf6wqyyouk2l

Clay, Wednesday, 8 January 2025 03:39 (one year ago)

👀

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 January 2025 04:06 (one year ago)

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGGxhO67DWA

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Wednesday, 23 July 2025 23:43 (ten months ago)

haa

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 July 2025 00:11 (ten months ago)

appreciate how casual jeff is with the accusation

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 July 2025 00:12 (ten months ago)

kltuch gonna pay for this to be taken down book it

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Thursday, 24 July 2025 00:14 (ten months ago)

apparently teague is a klutch guy??

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Thursday, 24 July 2025 00:17 (ten months ago)

the k in klutch stands for "knowing who does steroids"

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Thursday, 24 July 2025 00:19 (ten months ago)

Knowing
Lebron does steroids
U
T
C
H

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 July 2025 00:21 (ten months ago)

calls were made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWyYkf7zZkE
starts about 2:30

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Thursday, 24 July 2025 18:54 (ten months ago)

lol case closed

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 July 2025 19:44 (ten months ago)

jeff teague not ready for the klawsuit

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Thursday, 24 July 2025 21:13 (ten months ago)

eight months pass...

shams: After consultation with Lakers doctors and his own medical team, Luka Doncic will seek specialized medical treatment in Europe on his Grade 2 left hamstring in an attempt to expedite his return to play, agent Bill Duffy of WME Basketball tells me and @mcten.

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2026 02:54 (two months ago)

Def up to something

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 6 April 2026 07:45 (two months ago)

three weeks pass...

LeBron James on Father Time:

“Oh, I’m kicking his ass.”

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Saturday, 2 May 2026 06:52 (one month ago)


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