i have something to say about the offs THE 2016 NBA PLAYOFFS

portland winning is making me feel better

you're alive

oh yeah! i forgot, i went to bed early last night because the prev night i had gotten like 4 hours of sleep. so missed that last sequence in real time. woke up and i was like fuuuuuuuuuck.

spurs fan take: fuck the thunder.

i'm still not over that no-call on wade

i mean that's such an easy call. the ref is right there

xps ^fair and balanced

i mean the spurs had a chance to win it, it wasnt ideal, but it was a shot. if they wanted to run a play from out of bounds they wouldve called time. i still think the spurs are the favorites despite losing HCA. i think theyll split the games in OKC then win the last 2.

xxxp

prob win the next three

the first round didnt feel worse than usual with the officiating but this round is already a mess

funny that months after steph hitting one of the most famous shots in recent nba history the heat somehow failed to pressure kyle lowry in any fashion and let him get a completely clean look from halfcourt smh

i bet a decent nba shooter like lowry is prob 20% from halfcourt unguarded

wade was really incredible at the end of the game. if the heat run into the cavs i doubt he'll be able to take over the end of games but he's almost singlehandedly won the heat two out of the last three playoff games which is pretty incredible given how broken down he looked at the end of the big 3 era.

j u i c e

i bet a decent nba shooter like lowry is prob 20% from halfcourt unguarded

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, May 3, 2016 11:39 PM (5 minutes ago)

nah not even close to this but yeah you gotta pressure a little at least, really weird how they just let him walk into it

https://twitter.com/nunnbetterrefs/status/727701974133649408

why is dwayne wade called "juice newton" in miami?
(a) people forget what the real name of fig newtons is and they saw him eat one once and now the name has stuck
(b) "queen of hearts" was his ringtone from 2006-2009, 2014-present
(c) mashup of his two biggest basketball influences: oj simpson and isaac newton
(d) he takes a lot of performance enhancing drugs to stay good at basketball

https://twitter.com/nunnbetterrefs/status/727701974133649408

― Spottie, Tuesday, May 3, 2016 11:45 PM (Yesterday)

this former ref, bless his heart, is 80 years old as evidenced by the fact that he signs his tweets with his initials, and he is completely wrong

well not "completely", he understands what the rule is. but wade didn't have a pivot foot

but whatever, it'll be announced tomorrow

20% seems high for half court heaves unless you're a psycho who's practiced them like steph, like once you get out there you're no longer using your normal jump shot mechanics so everything goes out the window

ever since we had that flexing convo i die a little when dray flexes

thx to TNT for rolling out the dream team of brian anderson and steve smith for this series j/k these dudes are bad and i am growing strong in my hatred tonight

love these michelob ultras bro, going to work out for days at a time, carefully sip one lite beer this friday evening with friends

even tho he makes some dumb decisions, i just love watching playoff dame play

dame god

building a house of worship rn, sorry jesus

I think the warriors miss steph a bit. lucky for the blazers that even when steph returns he'll be rusty and prob sore, too..

it makes me sad dame's all mixed up with that bad insurance family comedy situation

i hope portland builds a real ass team around dame. but i kinda feel like middle of the pack is p much as good as dame will get you.

god these portland iso sets are painful to watch

idk they did pretty good this year w/ dame, cj, a plumlee, and a bunch of spare arts. once they sign kd this summer i think they coulld have a chance. xp

kd coming back to the pnw is a good option

can't imagine anyone else will interested in his services but he has a home here imo

MLE should probably do it, its kinda of a stretch but then again SO IS HE

all the tech bros at gsw make me hate the warriors now, oracle used to be cool

ha i was seriously just thinking the same thing, like wow this crowd is extremely loud for a bunch of stock optioned app visionaries

nothing will beat 07 warriors frenzy, nothing

i mean, the spurs version of this is annoying too, just less wealthy. but still plenty wealthy.

portland choking bad

this guys halfway up in the lower bowl the camera keeps happening on. he's filming the game with his phone. and has been since at least halftime. this guy might be worse than hitler idk i'm not sure

im teaching my students about the holocaust. he is not worse than hitler. i checked.

drayond is someone im learning to love to hate

if he were on my team i would love his fire and drive but kvetching has gone to a whole new level.

yeah i loved draymond last year but he's become idk a little cartoonish this time around

haha earlier he got an and1 over dame (of all ppl) and went straight to flexing

plumlee is doing insanely bad things

the ball is in his hand WAY too much

ha wow blizzles had no composure in this 4th

Draymo hate will not be accepted itt he's ballin tf out