i have something to say about the offs THE 2016 NBA PLAYOFFS

ive only been to texas once but i enjoyed it a bunch, lil hot but whatre u gonna do

i am trapped here please save me

u stay inside with AC and wifi
xp

calling in the ilh chopper

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJaiHSnUwAA5Xpk.jpg

thats in houston

houston is mostly unchill btw btw most of my texas love is basically relegated to bexar county and i routinely hate on everything else.

did u know mission control was supposed to be in cambridge ma and they even demolished a ton of buildings around kendall sq to build it and then jfk was assassinated and lbj took over and moved it to houston lol

lol i forgot about the piercerocket

hah

yeah now they rebuilt everything there as tech startup incubators and pharma

it all ~worked out~ in the end

lbj was a straight savage

undeniable

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/428696/duck-pin-we-have-a-problem/

lbj was a straight savage

― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, April 29, 2016 12:21 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I never heard that mission control thing and agreed but did you guys hear that in a new book about the White House lbj demanded they remodel the shower with an additional shower head aimed directly at his junk

this is for clay: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/rose-garden-forever/kikpaobijlplbdifokjbalodannpknmn?hl=en-US

ha I actually tend to get with the times and call it moda, even if code-switched as sarcastically given certain company. it's just a noun and "rose garden" wasn't ever really the dopest name for a stadium.

however I will forever refer to naito as front st and 39th will never be cesar chavez dr.

rose garden is kinda the dopest name for a stadium imo

the palace at auburn hills would like a word

appealing but a lil clunky imho

quicken loans arena is a godawful name

I hate it

incredibly brutal true

smoothie king center

great obvs

sleep train arena all time greatest

at least we call it the Q that is not a bad nickname

ive slept on a train before, i identify with that arena

quicklime arena

i have fallen asleep on a train and missed my stop more times than is reasonable

biggest dud is bankers life fieldhouse like wtf is that

apart each of these words has meaning but together theres just... nothing, its beautiful actually, pure negation

amazing

talking sick resort arena

Netflix should buy an arena and name it after a show how has this not happened. Welcome to the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Basket Ring.

the netflix arena of cards

Bojiseum Horseman of Los Angeles

Orange is the new garden

http://i.imgur.com/TTeHl8G.png

barclays is funny cause its this weird rusted spaceship and they slap their staid british mark on there like everythings normal

Bankers life field house always cracks me up because I imagine the name was just bought by one ultra rich hedge fund dbag and he tells everyone that it's really bankerz lyfe field house bro just like my gothic script gangsta tattoo here

wow i had no idea barclays center looked like that

lol @ orange is the new garden

It's actually kind of awesome to walk into I like the rusty weirdness

Also one of the few instances where the sponsor color isn't a horrible clash w team colors (hello red STAPLES logo all over purple and gold)

barclays a p cool design imo theyre gonna grow a forest on the roof too i guess

to complete the crashed abandoned spaceship motif i guess

i dont think ive been in brooklyn since it was built

the whole atlantic yard is not that bad for a shady mega real estate project imo

not sure if this is the latest but im kinda feeling it

http://i.imgur.com/1KpNPB1.jpg