i have something to say about the offs THE 2016 NBA PLAYOFFS

wold have just been extra pain for celts fans

thought it was weird that bud even had anyone in the backcourt on that play

http://i.imgur.com/6NpX5CT.jpg

dammit

naturally this happens after I half-drunkenly buy a playoff t shirt

mavs look good...

yeah i mean the mavs are not a good team

this dallas okc series might end up impossible to watch lol xps

top 3 seeds in the west are all gonna win ugly

like i a) can't stand okc's "offense" and b) the mavs are cooked, pretty much a recipe for tuning out

mavs really miss chandler parsons, he was easily their best player for those couple months once his minute ban was lifted

parsons is gonna be an interesting case this offseason

see if he gets overpaid twice lol

there's gonna be so much money flying around that he probably will

i am resigned to the idea that basically every player will get a max contract this summer

still blows my mind that harrison turned down 16 m per

like the projections i've heard for allen crabbe this summer is in the $9-10 mil range, which seems absolutely inane but here we are

who the fuck why are spongebob characters getting paid in the nba today

exactly

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 14m14 minutes ago

Texas is being flat-out messed with today. #wow

pfft, thats not even the good part of the state

yeah tomorrow will be a diff story obv

imo ppl should mess with east and north texas as much as possible, it could use some good messing

btw did anyone see at the beginning of the second half of atl-bos when the camera was on the commentators someone held up a standard 8x11 piece of paper on which they had written "isaiah thomas still uses google maps" wth

clue

http://i.imgur.com/ZbOhsuA.png

uh, sick burn, if you're really into cartography

bradley prob unlikely to return the entire series, so Cs relying on marcus smart (hmm) and i guess rozier (massive gulp) to fill that 2 spot

in unrelated news, go pistons

yeah we are all rooting for cleveland to struggle/drama right?

Minus a few cavs ilh'ers

not even cavs hate/messy bitch drama reasons for me (although that stuff is undeniably fun) - just have really enjoyed Detroit this year & wouldn't mind seeing them at least make it fun and competitive

if there is not immense robbery and fraud during this series I will be massively disappointed

also I'd like to see Drummond eat klove's lunch

don't see how pistons can score enough to take this more than 5. even 5 may be a stretch tho bron may check out in one of those road games assuming they get up 2-0.

cavs offense <<<<

not even cavs hate/messy bitch drama reasons for me (although that stuff is undeniably fun) - just have really enjoyed Detroit this year & wouldn't mind seeing them at least make it fun and competitive

you almost make me feel bad for dumping on your celtics all year

in all fairness you may not have known I was president of the KCP fan club

Markieff came to play for sure

Marcus :)

KCP shot 30% from 3 this year

Marcus :)

― Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, April 17, 2016 4:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha whoops, still confused as to which one went where

pistons shooting 1 million percent from three and are up by 5 points

they're getting good looks tho, SVG is doing a good job

gonna code a messy bitch app that notifies u when lebron initiates the high stakes drama

well that lead evaporated quickly

hanging on

some serious drama potential here

smdh

dammmit

drummond is a black hole in the pick and roll

bron needs to put the headband back on i don't want to spend all spring thinking about his hairline