45 yo shaq would be awesome
― tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5jMOK87N7A
― Jeff LeVine, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Ap4PBl7V9jq5ZB71cWEOySq8vLYF?slug=ap-suns-shaq&prov=ap&type=lgns
talking the talk.
― tremendoid, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/shaq_terrified_of_phoenix_suns
― am0n, Friday, 15 February 2008 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
The Lakers' Phil Jackson, O'Neal's former coach, said Shaq's role would be "taking the ball out of bounds and waiting for the other team to get back."
"He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny," Shaq said without smiling. "Ha-ha. Very funny."
rooting for shaq but he got clowned
― tremendoid, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link
The Zing Master
― carne asada, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:47 (sixteen years ago) link
he's right though, it is very funny
― am0n, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:26 (sixteen years ago) link
"Earthlings must be careful with what they say," O'Neal said.
Jackson's reply was with a smile: "He's a space cadet, no doubt about it, so I can understand it."
― carne asada, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link
"I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over," O'Neal said. ... "Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard."
Long pause.
"You like that analogy?" he said, obviously pleased with himself. "That was pretty good?"
― am0n, Thursday, 21 February 2008 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i don''t like the big cactus w/o facial hair
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link
also post-game he said he's gonna "get his randy moss on"
OK HE JUST CALLED NASH "THE CANADIAN EMINEM"
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link
that presser was genius - yay shaq!
― jhøshea, Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link
why did he apologize to raja bell in spanish? i didnt get that? it was funny anyway tho.
― jhøshea, Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link
shaq looked pretty damn good for a guy who hadn't played in a month. or at least he did in the 2nd half. kobe was bananas though.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://shaqisagooddetective.ytmnd.com/
― ;y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵. (am0n), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/8479402/Report:-Shaq-accused-of-stalking-female-rapper
― original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 04:59 (fifteen years ago) link
old news I guess
― original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 05:01 (fifteen years ago) link
LIVE THE LIFE U IMAGINED, JEEZ I SUCK AT TYPIN, LOL
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I hope he never stops twittering.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
he stopped for liek 24 hours and i was worried. i even twittered my concern.
― very quotatious (tehresa), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link
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lmao
― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
― Leee, Thursday, 4 December 2008 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link
i propose an ilh trip to the nba store for basketball handprint comparison lols.
― very quotatious (tehresa), Thursday, 4 December 2008 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/1563423.jpg%3FAWSAccessKeyId%3D0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82%26Expires%3D1230858829%26Signature%3DGZSt3WN0GAWHS0I3OTXLdRubNwo%3D
<3
― Leee, Friday, 2 January 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Drat.
http://twitpic.com/xicf
Is yao ming really a half a million all star votes better than me, my twitterish brothers and sisters about 2 hours ago from txt
― eman, Friday, 2 January 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: What would you do with a time machine?A: Go to the cloning era, clone myself 20 times, and put myself in America as 20 different people. One Shaq would be a banker. One Shaq would be a sheriff. One Shaq would be a race car driver. One Shaq would be a prince. One Shaq would be Spanish. We'd all be here at the same time, and every once in a while I'd meet myself.
― Crab Dribble (Clay), Saturday, 10 January 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link
One would be Peter pan.
― Aimless, Saturday, 10 January 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link
malkovich. malkovich malkovich malkovich.malkovich?
― tehresa, Saturday, 10 January 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
in a post-game interview he just talked about googling old videos to study his form. we need to get him to post here.
― eman, Saturday, 10 January 2009 06:00 (fifteen years ago) link
WE CAN TWITTER BOMB HIM.
― Leee, Saturday, 10 January 2009 06:24 (fifteen years ago) link
― Crab Dribble (Clay), Friday, January 9, 2009 10:54 PM (Yesterday)
shaq with his tracy jordan hat on :D
― choke on my mess of a schlaporito (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 January 2009 06:25 (fifteen years ago) link
THE_REAL_SHAQ Im not bored To much homework Workn on my doctorate Coming soon Dr shaq
THE_REAL_SHAQ For those who wanna know, i am getting my doctorate in human resource development Why Because im a people person
I'm guessing U of Phoenix.
― Leee, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I cant sleep gotta get 2 walmart 10:57 PM Jan 16th from txt
guys THE_REAL_SHAQ has been working on a hall of fame level twitter-wise the past few days.
― Crab Dribble (Clay), Monday, 19 January 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link
― Leee, Saturday, January 10, 2009 1:24 AM
― eman, Monday, 19 January 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Whenever I read this thread's title I think of of Shaq's back, and I wonder if he shaves it.
― Aimless, Monday, 19 January 2009 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link
― eman, Monday, 19 January 2009 05:59 (fifteen years ago) link
― eman, Monday, 19 January 2009 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
THE_REAL_SHAQ: That was a good ole fashion ass whoopin, wow
― Crab Dribble (Clay), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 07:42 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha
― eman, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i39.tinypic.com/14m3nsk.jpg
― eman, Friday, 23 January 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
He's been sounding sad lately, we should really try to cheer him up.
― Leee, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link
he's been having a good run lately. 29 pts tonight
― eman, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 06:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Shaquille O'Neal, the newly minted All-Star for the Western Conference, has claimed Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson as new allies, saying the longtime rivalry between himself and the Lakers forward was simply a marketing gimmick.
"We helped you hype it up," the Suns center said late Thursday night in an interview with ESPN's Stephen A. Smith. "I know what I'm doing, brother. I'm the smartest player in the world."
― eman, Saturday, 31 January 2009 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link
THE_REAL_SHAQ: Im going skydiving,shhhh, wish me luck
― Clay, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link
THE_REAL_SHAQ: Im tryn talk steve nash into joining twitter
oh man make this happen, shaq.
― Clay, Thursday, 5 February 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Allen iverson cut off his braids, dam hes cute, lol, about 6 hours ago from txt
@scottwheaton, i meant cute like a li baby lol about 2 hours ago from txt
― eman, Sunday, 15 February 2009 04:05 (fifteen years ago) link
can we get a status report on nashtweeting? i wld <3 some dirk tweets too.
― twittereans ,pls advise (tehresa), Sunday, 15 February 2009 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link