Don't know where else to put this but some of these from the "looks like" game on Lebatard's show resulted in coffee coming out my nose.
Midwest Region#1) Kentucky: Jeff Van Gundy - Queen of Hearts#2) Kansas: George Karl- Leader of a nudist colony#3) Notre Dame: Nene - Looks like a gladiator that will help you slay a tiger then join you as you embark on a quest#4) Maryland: J.J. Redikk - Sketchy car valet who might take your car for a joy ride#5) West Virginia: Mike Dunleavy Jr. - Looks like a generic police sketch#6) Butler: Andy Reid - Looks like he waggles his fingers in front of a tray of doughnuts and says, "Don't mind if I do"#7) Wichita State: Marcin Gortat - Guy who becomes a YouTube sensation by wrestling bears shirtless#8) Cincinnati: Kris Humphries - Looks like a male cheerleader#9) Purdue: Russell Wilson - Looks like a male cheerleader#10) Indiana: Jerry Sloan - Looks like he washes his hair with a bar of soap#11) Texas: David Shaw - Looks like the president in a cable television network drama#12) Buffalo: Nick Saban - Guy who runs a lap, looks at his stopwatch and says, "Still go it," while snapping his fingers#13) Valparaiso: Frank Vogel - Guy who keeps calling you to hang out and you keep creating excuses not to go#14) Northeastern: Trey Wingo - Looks like a guy who owns a funeral home and does late-night infomercials promoting his seasonally discounted rates#15) New Mexico State: DeAndre Jordan - Looks like a cartoon moose#16) Hampton: Chip Kelly - Looks like the guy who leaves comically low tips to service people, then shoots the finger gun and says, "Don't spend it all in one place"#16) Manhattan: Chip Kelly - Looks like the guy who washes his yacht shirtless
West Region#1) Wisconsin: Ron Rivera - Guy who wears a lei for his entire vacation in Hawaii#2) Arizona: Jack Del Rio - Stepdad who tries too hard to be called dad#3) Baylor: Orel Hershiser - Looks like the father in the picture of the frame that you buy at Walmart#4) North Carolina: Donnie Walsh - Looks like he's in town to kill a guy#5) Arkansas: Shane Battier - Tennis coach who gets too close to your wife#6) Xavier: Tom Thibodeau - Looks like a butcher#7) VCU: Avery Johnson - Looks like a judge on a daytime television show#8) Oregon: Romeo Crennel - Looks like the courtroom bailiff in a small southern town who nods off to sleep during the middle of proceedings only to be woken up when the judge hits his gavel#9) Oklahoma State: Mike Woodson - Looks like he constantly tells his family, "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes"#10) Ohio State: Ed Orgeron - Looks like a BBQ pitmaster who is constantly wiping sweat from his face while explaining his secret BBQ recipe is, "cajun love, brother"#11) BYU: Dwane Casey - Looks like a sad-faced clown who has trouble removing all of his makeup#11) Mississippi: Mike Budenholzer - Looks like a sad-faced clown who has trouble removing all of his makeup#12) Wofford: Stephen A. Smith - Looks like the family member at Thanksgiving that takes personal offense when someone else declares sweet potatoes as the best dish over stuffing#13) Harvard: Tony Dungy - Guy who has fishing lures in his hat#14) Georgia State: Bret Bielema - Looks like he nicknamed himself "Mr. Saturday Night" and gets mad when his friends don't call him that#15) Texas Southern: Jack Del Rio - Retired cop who lives on a houseboat and solves crimes in his spare time#16) Coastal Carolina: Terry Stotts - Looks like a member of Parliament
East Region#1) Villanova: John Kerry - Looks like the Patriots' logo#2) Virginia: Jeff Van Gundy - Eats a sandwich while conducting an autopsy#3) Oklahoma: Pete Carroll - Looks like he runs a dojo#4) Louisville: P.J. Carlesimo - the reader of the Geiger counter on a remote island who's the first to know some sort of catastrophe is coming to the mainland, but can't get anyone to listen to him because they think he's a kook#5) Northern Iowa: Charlie Weis - Looks like he was cut in half and accidentally had the bottom half of his body sewn on backwards#6) Providence: Pete Carroll - Looks like he hits on your wife right in front of you#7) Michigan State: Mike Golic - Looks like a construction worker in a sewage drain yelling, "I need more light down here!"#8) NC State: Tyler Hansbrough - Looks like he is being haunted by ghosts that no one else sees#9) LSU: Tyler Hansbrough - Looks like the overzealous paintball player who rises from the leaves on the ground and asks, "Any last words?" as he shoots you seven times before you can utter a word#10) Georgia: Stephen Ross - Looks like the old man who wears pajamas with a matching pointy hat and holds a candle to his face while checking on that noise downstairs#11) Boise State: Marcin Gortat - Looks like a genie#11) Dayton: Marcin Gortat - Looks like a wizard#12) Wyoming: Mike Leach - Loudly enters a room and says, "Working hard or hardly working?"#13) UC Irvine: Buster Olney - Looks like the guy at the gym who uses the treadmill right next to you even though the entire row of machines is empty#14) Albany: Randy Johnson - Looks like he runs a bar in a small town and when you order a beer, he mutters to himself, "You're not from around here, are you?"#15) Belmont: Jeff Van Gundy - Looks like the guy who can't sleep in a cold medicine commercial#16) Lafayette: Joe Maddon - Looks like he would move to Barbados
South Region#1) Duke: Lou Holtz - Train conductor#2) Gonzaga: Kendrick Perkins - Looks like a pharaoh#3) Iowa State: Tony Brothers - Looks like the boxing trainer who slaps his fighter in the middle of a losing bought#4) Georgetown: Kevin McHale - Looks like the high school biology teacher with feral and unrelenting halitosis, whose wife just left him for the tennis coach (Nick Faldo looks like that tennis coach)#5) Utah: Mike McCarthy - Looks like an Elvis impersonator#6) SMU: Ben Roethlisberger - Looks like the way a four-year-old draws a person#7) Iowa: Mike Krzyzewski - Looks like a lieutenant on the Death Star#8) San Diego State: Bo Pelini - Looks like a toe#9) St. John's: Charles Barkley - Looks like a thumb#10) Davidson: Stugotz - Looks like the guy at Hooters who elbows you and says, "That's what I'm talking about"#11) UCLA: David Pollack - Looks like an assassin#12) Stephen F. Austin: Tony Siragusa - Guy who wears a bathrobe that is six inches too short while collecting his morning newspaper#13) Eastern Washington: Brad Stevens - Guy you must defeat in a sailboat race so that his daddy can't acquire your family's land to build a country club#14) UAB: Colin Cowherd - Looks like the guy who borrows money from the mafia, but can't pay it back in the movies#15) North Dakota State: Jim Caldwell - Looks like a mechanic who comes out with a rag, wipes his brow and says, "It's gonna be a while"#16) North Florida: Scott Van Pelt - Looks like one of the male reproductive organs#16) Robert Morris: Scott Van Pelt - Looks like a rodeo clown
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 30 May 2015 08:39 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/TCo2VEP.png
― 龜, Thursday, 4 June 2015 23:15 (eleven years ago)
HHA
― Spottie, Thursday, 4 June 2015 23:17 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECHubklusNg
this is pretty lamestream for blolz but a couple of these are gold
― Clay, Friday, 5 June 2015 02:47 (eleven years ago)
the blake one is good
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 05:22 (eleven years ago)
maybe this was posted in the finals thread but what is Shumpert doing here?
https://vine.co/v/eMb6B1Z5mh7
― alpine static, Friday, 5 June 2015 06:21 (eleven years ago)
is he preemptively flopping there and then pulling out because the contact he was expecting from the screen doesn't come?
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 June 2015 06:23 (eleven years ago)
klay hit him with his left hand
― Spottie, Friday, 5 June 2015 06:49 (eleven years ago)
oooookay, i can see that now
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 June 2015 06:55 (eleven years ago)
was still funny tho
― Spottie, Friday, 5 June 2015 07:03 (eleven years ago)
whoa yeah, i should've looked more closely too, i guess. i swear i watched it three times before posting and didn't catch that.
― alpine static, Friday, 5 June 2015 07:20 (eleven years ago)
ha yeah when i watched live that my friend and i were both like that was a very odd flop and then simultaneously oh he mustve actually gotten hit
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:29 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W89BkLdh84
Quite enjoyed this.
― Falconetti Pot (Leee), Friday, 5 June 2015 17:13 (eleven years ago)
lol, shdve been dwight tho
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 17:22 (eleven years ago)
Lowe:
This is an eight-man team, and in Game 1, it was a six-man team. David Blatt could have called a real play to end regulation; the Cavs had been slicing Golden State apart for much of the second half with the James-Irving pick-and-roll.
― Falconetti Pot (Leee), Friday, 5 June 2015 17:35 (eleven years ago)
bron would've overruled
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 June 2015 17:40 (eleven years ago)
haha that sonic commercial is good
― Spottie, Friday, 5 June 2015 18:00 (eleven years ago)
feel like bron scored most of his points on isos? tho maybe they started out as pnrs to get in position/matchups
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:17 (eleven years ago)
van gundy pointed out that running all the isos cut down on turnovers depriving gs the opportunity to run
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:19 (eleven years ago)
http://defamer.gawker.com/the-undeniable-power-of-rihanna-a-story-in-three-tweet-1709326587
ilh doing good
― 龜, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:30 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/brendohare/status/604686667010723840/photo/1
― 龜, Friday, 5 June 2015 23:06 (eleven years ago)
we throw bottles at the costumed boy
― Clay, Friday, 5 June 2015 23:16 (eleven years ago)
https://vine.co/v/eMhdEQJmV6L
― Clay, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:03 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/realskipbayless/status/607304853841264640
― balls, Sunday, 7 June 2015 00:06 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGxvWx9UcAAO4Mu.jpg:large
― Spottie, Sunday, 7 June 2015 04:15 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGw5KCIUkAAbSHU.jpg:large
― Spottie, Sunday, 7 June 2015 04:28 (eleven years ago)
wait is harden wearing some kind of balding bron shirt
― Clay, Sunday, 7 June 2015 04:49 (eleven years ago)
yup
― Spottie, Sunday, 7 June 2015 04:54 (eleven years ago)
lmao travie mccoy!
― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 June 2015 07:46 (eleven years ago)
(i made that comparison years ago on this bord btw)
― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 June 2015 07:47 (eleven years ago)
sixers instagram being extremely petty lmao
http://i.imgur.com/aFaqhaI.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 7 June 2015 13:00 (eleven years ago)
https://vine.co/v/eMqb07EtqJ0
― 龜, Sunday, 7 June 2015 13:47 (eleven years ago)
Haha he's so happy
― Spottie, Sunday, 7 June 2015 15:25 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/l8rEayd.gif
― gr8080, Monday, 8 June 2015 20:58 (eleven years ago)
"congratulations mr. james, i hope you enjoy your 2015 range rover"
― call all destroyer, Monday, 8 June 2015 22:22 (eleven years ago)
haha i think steven adams does that too
― micah, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:08 (eleven years ago)
http://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/608483291075739648/video/1
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 04:36 (eleven years ago)
thrones spoilers i guess
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 04:37 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/imfromraleigh/status/608500984512438272
i'm dead
― 龜, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 12:39 (eleven years ago)
aaahhahahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOw95bLv1dQ
― Spottie, Thursday, 11 June 2015 17:21 (eleven years ago)
asking the tough questions
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 June 2015 17:33 (eleven years ago)
not smart to give lebro more fuel for the fire
― Spottie, Thursday, 11 June 2015 17:35 (eleven years ago)
single tear lebron in the locker room "i... i just want to play the game"delly puts a tentative hand on his shoulder"she doesn't KNOW you man"lebron shrugs him off"I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME"
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 June 2015 17:39 (eleven years ago)
"i can't hear you, sorry"
― polyphonic, Thursday, 11 June 2015 19:02 (eleven years ago)
Better version of the Thrones thing that you guys loved so much jk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gpxZSSPvxk
Mac Dre Curryhttp://cbssports.com/images/visual/whatshot/steph_mural.jpg
― Spottie, Saturday, 13 June 2015 03:24 (eleven years ago)
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=13085393
lil b on some terrible espn talking head show updates us on the state of NBA curses
― Clay, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 01:30 (eleven years ago)
https://instagram.com/p/399lLWyPrx/?taken-by=jarronctwin
― Spottie, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 06:32 (eleven years ago)
Ha he parkoured that shit
― juice college (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 15:11 (eleven years ago)
im surprised he didn't pop out his knee
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 16 June 2015 15:12 (eleven years ago)