2015 NBA 'OFFS

eject dwight

also kill him

no, the death penalty is morally wrong, but eject him from the game and force him to pay damages

that was a bit much

the version of the rockets were chris bosh is playing stretch 4 looking at 5 wide open 3s per game instead of josh smith continues to fascinate me

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:37 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah bosh was just all whatever im gonna stay here

got that "player is out (bleeding ear)" phone notification i've been waiting on all these years

loll

i am not proposing the state-sponsored death penalty i am proposing we collectively and violently rise up in the name of decent competitive basketball.

Dwight Howard would like to remind everyone that his emotional age is ~13 years old

― Clay, Monday, May 25, 2015 7:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure am glad they didn't suspend Dwight for this one

xxp thats...not acceptable

(i am casting aspersions at anybody who wanted to kill shaq, too, yall are violent)

dwight staying in this game is some hokey garbage fuck that he's a menace and a baby

sry it's time for some killing

sometimes killing people is necessary im not gonna pretend to like it but if called upon i will murder

it would have been really funny if howard ended 2 seasons in a 3 year span being ejected

it's weird that this game was close for as long as it was given how many rockets are playing badly

it's still unclear to me how the rockets win any games

turnovers & flops & bricks oh my

the version of the rockets were chris bosh is playing stretch 4 looking at 5 wide open 3s per game instead of josh smith continues to fascinate me

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:37 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah bosh was just all whatever im gonna stay here

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:39 PM (2 minutes ago

ultimately i don't begrudge bosh for taking all that money and staying in miami where his wife was gonna be happy, but i bet it affects his legacy somewhat

http://sportsgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Dwight-Howard-Trash-Talks-Mitch-Kupchak.gif

never forget

it's still unclear to me how the rockets win any games

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:44 PM (32 seconds ago)

corey brewer

xxp well it starts with james harden not breaking single-game turnover records

putting together a wing rotation of ariza, brewer and terry playing major minutes on a conference finals team is the most legit thing morey has ever done

the version of the rockets were chris bosh is playing stretch 4 looking at 5 wide open 3s per game instead of josh smith continues to fascinate me
--J0rdan S.

this would be amazing imo particularly because the heat would suck even more

jason terry not getting back on defense to complain to the refs that they didn't call a foul on a hideous flop with his team down 11 w/ 1:40 to go... that was sublime

putting together a wing rotation of ariza, brewer and terry playing major minutes on a conference finals team is the most legit thing morey has ever done

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:45 PM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when you put it that way it truly sounds like some "even a blind chicken finds a kernal of corn" type of shit

ultimately i don't begrudge bosh for taking all that money and staying in miami where his wife was gonna be happy, but i bet it affects his legacy somewhat

― k3vin k., Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:45 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

im glad he did it because i dont like the rockets

ariza is p good, tho brewer being decent is a shock and terry has a lot more in the tank than i reckoned.

right with those three guys there were higher odds of two of them being bad than of all three being good

bosh also took an extra $20 million

thank god this series is over

not an insignificant amount of money xp

harden airing that 3 was just...exquisite. lil b looking at him like...im waiting for your apology

terry not only contributing, he is the go-to guy in the clutch, rox got flaws

mchlae bout to chew his finger off

harden had three incredible games this series and two epic stinkers

wouldn't be the case if pat bev was healthy xp

yessss

baker's dozen

morey prob gota little lucky finding rotation players on the scrap heap is a pretty strong indicator of good GMing imo

rockets should do the right thing an '91 pistons their way to the locker room with time still on the clock

hoops god up there like 'you're welcome'

HARDEN HAS 13 TURNOVERS !!!!!!!!!

i don't think jet and brewer were really the scrap heap per se, those were established nba players who may/may not have been cooked

well we all got the cavs/dubs finals we wanted

also final lol at mark jackson having to broadcast this

@JoshDubowAP: Harden 1st player with 13+ turnovers in any game since Jason Kidd had 14 11/17/2000

someone start the finals thread it is time

Warriors in 6

nice harden/curry hug there.

such nice young men.