2015 NBA 'OFFS

HARDEN HAS 12 TURNOVERS !!!!!!!!!

there's a trivia question i will always know the answer to

baked up a dozen

lol bise

Klay is bleeding from his ear gross

blood pouring out klays ear

h-town trying their patented "OH SHIT ITS MIDTERMS AND I HAVENT READ ANYTHING" *buys 4 copies of text, opens to 4 different locations in books and reads a little bit from each page* technique

the rockets season was totally confounding considering how wacky & random their rotation ended up being, i still don't really understand it but it feels like they're one more really good player away from being one of the best teams in the league

agreed

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGEA5xVW8AAcXcy.jpg:large
he, he

xxp yeah definitely

Dwight is so idk lmao

the version of the rockets were chris bosh is playing stretch 4 looking at 5 wide open 3s per game instead of josh smith continues to fascinate me

goddamn i hope the w's have a team to take to the finals

d-12 should get tossed imo

eject dwight

also kill him

no, the death penalty is morally wrong, but eject him from the game and force him to pay damages

that was a bit much

the version of the rockets were chris bosh is playing stretch 4 looking at 5 wide open 3s per game instead of josh smith continues to fascinate me

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:37 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah bosh was just all whatever im gonna stay here

got that "player is out (bleeding ear)" phone notification i've been waiting on all these years

loll

i am not proposing the state-sponsored death penalty i am proposing we collectively and violently rise up in the name of decent competitive basketball.

Dwight Howard would like to remind everyone that his emotional age is ~13 years old

― Clay, Monday, May 25, 2015 7:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure am glad they didn't suspend Dwight for this one

xxp thats...not acceptable

(i am casting aspersions at anybody who wanted to kill shaq, too, yall are violent)

dwight staying in this game is some hokey garbage fuck that he's a menace and a baby

sry it's time for some killing

sometimes killing people is necessary im not gonna pretend to like it but if called upon i will murder

it would have been really funny if howard ended 2 seasons in a 3 year span being ejected

it's weird that this game was close for as long as it was given how many rockets are playing badly

it's still unclear to me how the rockets win any games

turnovers & flops & bricks oh my

the version of the rockets were chris bosh is playing stretch 4 looking at 5 wide open 3s per game instead of josh smith continues to fascinate me

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:37 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah bosh was just all whatever im gonna stay here

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:39 PM (2 minutes ago

ultimately i don't begrudge bosh for taking all that money and staying in miami where his wife was gonna be happy, but i bet it affects his legacy somewhat

http://sportsgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Dwight-Howard-Trash-Talks-Mitch-Kupchak.gif

never forget

it's still unclear to me how the rockets win any games

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:44 PM (32 seconds ago)

corey brewer

xxp well it starts with james harden not breaking single-game turnover records

putting together a wing rotation of ariza, brewer and terry playing major minutes on a conference finals team is the most legit thing morey has ever done

the version of the rockets were chris bosh is playing stretch 4 looking at 5 wide open 3s per game instead of josh smith continues to fascinate me
--J0rdan S.

this would be amazing imo particularly because the heat would suck even more

jason terry not getting back on defense to complain to the refs that they didn't call a foul on a hideous flop with his team down 11 w/ 1:40 to go... that was sublime

putting together a wing rotation of ariza, brewer and terry playing major minutes on a conference finals team is the most legit thing morey has ever done

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:45 PM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when you put it that way it truly sounds like some "even a blind chicken finds a kernal of corn" type of shit

ultimately i don't begrudge bosh for taking all that money and staying in miami where his wife was gonna be happy, but i bet it affects his legacy somewhat

― k3vin k., Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:45 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

im glad he did it because i dont like the rockets

ariza is p good, tho brewer being decent is a shock and terry has a lot more in the tank than i reckoned.

right with those three guys there were higher odds of two of them being bad than of all three being good

bosh also took an extra $20 million

thank god this series is over

not an insignificant amount of money xp

harden airing that 3 was just...exquisite. lil b looking at him like...im waiting for your apology

terry not only contributing, he is the go-to guy in the clutch, rox got flaws

mchlae bout to chew his finger off