2015 NBA 'OFFS

@DanWolken: Tristan Thompson refuses to eat seafood because 'fish eat their poos'

WE'RE IN THE NBA FINALS!! AND WE HAVE AN OUTSIDE CHANCE TO WIN IT!!!!!

grats snrub

tristan is wrong about seafood but i'm on board with his stances re: leftovers and cold cuts

seafood is good i had seafood for dinner but was not aware re they eat their poop need to retreat for a period of silent reflection

rip heez and other ilh hawks fans

it was a good run / hope for the future

still u wld prefer not to get brutally swept by a shallow team missing two of their three best players

thabo was obv the mvp we had it wrong all along

ugh after tomorrow the only sports I can watch till next thursday barring an improbable rockets comeback and more games after tomorrow will be the red sox

fuck the police

otm

chuck literally arguing that basketball concusions are somehow different than football concussions rip inside c u next year you lousy shitheads

ugh after tomorrow the only sports I can watch till next thursday barring an improbable rockets comeback and more games after tomorrow will be the red sox

― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 8:19 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

time for me to strengthen my marriage and relationship w my kids is how i look at it

whats the deal tell me more

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 27, 2015 2:50 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've never heard of a school in southern Nigeria where you can't skip grades by acing the required exams. The culture there can be crazy obsessive and given the scholarships he was offered I'm not shocked that he passed the SSCE at 14.

Feel like y'all are missing the joy of Jr's terrible shot selection, like it is legit hilarious an now he's gonna do that in the finals cmon

i don't like things that are bad

i like some things that r bad tbh

I've never heard of a school in southern Nigeria where you can't skip grades by acing the required exams. The culture there can be crazy obsessive and given the scholarships he was offered I'm not shocked that he passed the SSCE at 14.

― tsrobodo, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 11:40 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cool thx, whats ur relationship to nigeria if u dont mind me inquiring

tbh i probably do too but i view that as a personal failing that should be resolved. i certainly don't like bad shots in basketball.

xp

yeah im not into bad shots, jr is p entertaining in his own way tho, he wld drive me crazy too root for

Just let go and embrace the funk of contested 28 footers with 16 on the shot clock when LeBron is open on the block

Embrace game 3 when he hits 6 3s and embrace the ultimately arbitrary nature of life

this is evidently the spurs fan equivalent of hanging out in a creepy alley or browsing craiglist casual encounters eh

"You know Ernie the problem we have is there is no inconsistency sometimes"

Shaq on dwight not getting a flagrant 2

cool thx, whats ur relationship to nigeria if u dont mind me inquiring

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 27, 2015 3:49 AM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My mother and my second passport

Has any other play done that side step jumper thing harden does?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSZG-1ySVZY
like he does here at 2:40, 3:53 and 5:58

i feel like i have seen that but cant say who

pierce does it tho his is more of a step where hardens is a hop

I thought of pierce as well

Harden's shimmy seems to work well when defenders forget that they're guarding a left handed player (like Klay did for much of the first 2 games)

manu (but it’s usually way sloppier)

the replay at 3:53 is slick

harden's is a travel half the time /justsayin

0:50 especially

yup lol

ad 5:58

http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/video/video.snl.com/SNL_1350_09_Debbie_Downer.png

yeah def a travel but if he can get away w it then w/e i guess

pierce good call

western conf >>>

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGBtm33W8AE4Lwg.png

He's played the Spurs three times too, only other opponents Dallas and OKC. I don't remember OKC doing a particular number on him but Dallas did well obv I think they threw Marion at him a lot

Lebron is a very bad man

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/the-cias-last-detainee-hates-lebron-james-and-other-letters-from-guantanamo-bay

lol

lawyer should have asked him if he thinks lebron is the juiceman

wow. that story is really depressing, i'm amazed at that guy's will, tbh

Steph has a sleeve on what's up

apparently bruised in the fall

Why is Houston turning this into an ugly game let gsw run please roll over and die rockets

I think James harden should be studied for the advancement of science, apparently he has a nerve in his forearm that when lightly tugged by iguodala causes him to shoot, throw his head back, and flail his legs in the air