2015 NBA 'OFFS

For sure gonna go see it at a second run where I can drink beer and eat pizza

reasonable

vmic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SH7zds-aGc

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Ex mach was str8 ass

ex machina looks like weird science without the laughs
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, May 25, 2015 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait weird science had laughs? That movie is repulsive and horrifying

at least he's giving the fans *something* to be happy about; too bad he can't seem to take over games that actually matter

― Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Tuesday, May 26, 2015 3:40 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wut

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 3:51 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hate Harden but come on

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 3:53 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry, basically all I've been able to catch of this series is the second half of the games, & this was the first time he seemed to be playing well when I switched on the TV... I shoulda just kept my mouth shut

I think my younger self woulda been more excited to see a dude score 45 down 3-0 in a series, these days it just makes me sad

harden is having a very classic series, just playing against a better team

Kevin Pelton ‏@kpelton 5m5 minutes ago
Josh Smith playoff 3-point shooting update:
Atlanta 15-87 (17.2%)
Houston 25-64 (39.1%)

love how the warriors basically just turn there back on him when he gets the ball out there.

reasonable bet

"When Harvard called, that's all they saw," he said. "Vanderbilt was the best of both worlds -- great school and great athletics. It was the only way I could justify to my parents not going to Harvard."

With his mother pushing for a career in medicine, Ezeli began work in a difficult biology major. After his sophomore season, when it began to look like he could play basketball beyond college, he changed his major to economics.

http://www.mercurynews.com/warriors/ci_28183085/festus-ezeli-and-long-strange-trip-nba

aw i'm a festus fan now, he should totally go to med school after the NBA

He graduated from high school in his Nigerian hometown of Benin City when he was just 14 years old -- skipping kindergarten, then jumping from fourth to seventh grade.

Education is first with his parents -- Festus Ezeli Sr., a businessman, and Patricia, who is an attorney and owns a school in Nigeria.

hmm

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CF8xB41WYAAsClS.png

bron stay playing off

Uh oh I uh wouldn't totally want to be on that list

I mean the OFFS are the whole point but yikes that's some wear

Lagoon, that's pretty common in Nigeria even amongst people whose parents don't own schools.

bazemore preventing the hawks from being straight-up blown out

AND TURTLE IS ON THE SCENE

Hawks looking good.

bazemore preventing the hawks from being straight-up blown out
--slothroprhymes

smh liam you were dead wrong about this

hahaha

"I think the peer pressure may be coming from himself" --Reggie Miller

Lol sloth

This is a p boring game other than Lebron going nuts early, Hawks seem ready to go fishin'

marv should use the rest of the game to rank his favorite entourage episodes

al horford with 2 points, 2 rebounds

5 assists tho

pretty pathetic effort from everyone on the hawks this whole series

marv as entourage fan is the most hilarious albeit vaguely disturbing development

"I think the peer pressure may be coming from himself" --Reggie Miller

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 9:54 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

/nods/

lebron (and james jones lol) become first players to make 5 straight finals since the 60s celtics

jame jones

keep him close

at this rate I just wan someone to break dellevadova's nose, nothing that impacts his livelihood per se (long break til the finals) but a good sock in the bridge of the nose

reasonable

tbf this does once again illuminate how australia is the descendants of murderers thieves rapists and traitors

why won't we learn not to trust them except for some of their actors and musicians

NBA on ESPN ‏@ESPNNBA 5m5 minutes ago
J.R. Smith has posted a double-double in back-to-back games...he had none previously this season.

nba playoffs r p cool tbqh

Jr is p cool, I'm glad he and shump found a good team

Lagoon, that's pretty common in Nigeria even amongst people whose parents don't own schools.

― tsrobodo, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 5:35 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whats the deal tell me more

jr is maybe the stupidest player in the nba no offense

I don't doubt this, I just don't think intelligence is a prerequisite for being a cool or decent person or baller

fair

goddamnit rachel nichols I've always trusted you how you gonna give dellevadova the postgame interview

JR is a cool/decent person now?

Wos ‏@BigWos 1m1 minute ago
Dan Gilbert should say nothing but “Thank you, LeBron. You are a great dad."

Cool and decent baller, but my pt extend beyond ballers, IDK of Jr's character

Bron so stoked to cover his hairline right now