2015 NBA 'OFFS

omg bron doing meta-narrative "as a leader" interview while solemnly shaking his head, i just can't support this in any capacity

37-18-13 for lebron, started out 0 for 10.. Are you fucking kidding me?

lebron is going to be absolutely insufferable as he ages huh

i believe in lebron, sorry hawks fans

...on 37 shots

he does realize how much of his team's internal organs will be splattered all over oracle arena right

i hope bron at least gets to like bought a monkey & always wears sunglasses indoors level of weirdness

to quote that movie the counselor, "the slaughter will be beyond our imagining"

lebron is going to be absolutely insufferable as he ages huh

― Clay, Sunday, May 24, 2015 11:35 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's pretty much there, i supported and enjoyed how he handled the signing with cleveland but everything since then has been painful

just keep matthew dellavedova away from the warriors knees!

what a sick commercial, this fucking dj making me want to drink all kinds of coors lights

the drop

at the club like "WHAT SONG IS THIS? DO YOU THINK THE BAR HAS FLAX MILK?"

love to have the role of the drop explained to me

yeah i was psyched to root for the cleve this year but lebron has made it impossible, idrk how he become just so utterly unlikable xps

i hope bron at least gets to like bought a monkey & always wears sunglasses indoors level of weirdness
--Clay

I support him being the howard hughes of the NBA

dude like watched a kobe ted talk on the fundamentals of bloodthirsty leadership this summer and now he can't interact with other people normally

bron having a slowmo panic attack all season and trying to paper over it with leadership cliches

turning 30 really messes w/ some ppl

xp lebron as don draper everything coming full circle, this is his coke game

lebron's version of leadership is like listening to someone narrate a ken burns documentary about basketball tho, at least w/kobe you can say it's a means to an end

maybe last summer he read How to Win Games and Manipulate Teammates

why are we comparing lebron to kobe in terms of douchiness to me there is no comparison

kobe is the yardstick by which you measure all other levels of douchieness

i didn't mean to make a direct comparison and was wrong even alluding to kobe, both just seem like guys who had to learn a certain kind of leadership that isn't necessarily natural to them and so it comes off as a bit stiff when they roll out the glossary of cliches

bron always just wanted to be one of the guys its kinda sad to see him end up like this

#selfiewithasailor what world is this that we live in

kobe is worse of course but i at least understand what he's doing most of the time.

just seems like a general sports dude problem tho

Lebron gonna be spending a long night in the Star Wars bacta tank

curry gonna need to stay tf away from dellavedorka

are we gonna get a windhorst article about lebrons "couple weeks off" juicefest or what

this lebron & delly presser. delly straight jacked my depression look from 2004.

also bronhat might be becoming a thing

brons outfit rn esp next to delly in a parka hoodie is insane as hell

whats thom yorke doing at this press conf

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CF08MUCVIAAAmAg.jpg

for anyone who didn't see jesse and heisenberg tonight

lmao such contrast

Not hating on what ended up being a great performance but...

"You give me 37 shots in a game, I'll have 60, 70," James said. "I had 40 tonight on 18 shots. If I get 37 shots in a game, I'm going to put up 60. Easy."

Bronhats.

are we gonna get a windhorst article about lebrons "couple weeks off" juicefest or what

― Spottie, Monday, May 25, 2015 12:31 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What no windhorst is bought and paid for, when he sighed deeply and said "something happened" on the Simmons pod that's as much Lebron realness as we will ever get from that guy

Also did any of you hear him go on zach lowes pod and spend FIFTEEN MINUTES defending his anti Riley curry stance, my god his main thing was its not professional and gets in the way of him doing his job, how about this let's embrace the one cool little flair of personality the NBA lets the players get away with at this point and maybe your job should be a way to figure out how to get good good answers with oh no a toddler in the room and if you can't hack that good thing you weren't a war correspondent or court reporter or something

he should think about covering baseball, a sport where fun is institutionally discouraged

I listened to the Lowe/windbaghorst pod against my better judgment while subwaying to the grocery store yday - it wasn't bad once they started talking about actual games; even windhorst had to admit "yea this cavs team will get washed by gsw if they don't make adjustments" but yea the sanctity of basketball pressers is not a vested interest of most basketball writers even he gots to chill

lol fuckin delly's face in those presser photos, the epitome of a dude with just enough rudimentary intelligence to understand it will never, ever be this good again

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 5m5 minutes ago
This is the first time both NBA Conference Finals series have been 3-0, under the best-of-7 format

just keep matthew dellavedova away from the warriors knees!

― lag∞n, Sunday, May 24, 2015 11:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Legit having panic attacks over thinking abt dellavedova and steph

hawks shd prob preemptively take him out in game four to preserve the sanctity of the league

Nightmares for me last night xp

if i wanted to worry about this bullshit i would watch hockey.

I hope he takes Steph out