2015 NBA 'OFFS

hideous person and god-botherer bigot idk maybe they like that in chicago

with bad antiquated ideas abt nba offense

tried to play power games w people's heads that he wasnt even intellectual/ruthless enough to pull off, no sympathy for the motherfucker

more cersei than littlefinger u r saying

precisely!

mark jackson shd go coach a private christian college team, he'd take them to the tourney all the time

clay i'm legit wowed by that metaphor, it's perfect

xp he'd really make something of the king's college D3 squad

ty i am glad u enjoyed

who is the nba littlefinger tho, bonus points if you dont say phil jackson

help me write my grantland column

tho i will accept phil as an answer if it includes the phrase "which makes derek fisher his robert aryn" and you tell me that everyone calls coach fisher "sweetderek"

it's daryl morey duh

help me write my grantland column

― Clay, Wednesday, May 20, 2015 12:03 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we could legit pitch this and split the freelance fee - although im p sure they did a similar piece some time ago, iirc it was the subject of some mockery on the simmons thread (in the past, before my ilx time)

Phil Jax is more Tywin than Littlefinger

Danny Ainge?

danny ainge is tywin, phil jax is mace tyrell (had some past glories/has wealth, is now ineffectual and vain)

ha i would totally cowrite something like that just for kicks, preferably while drinking

I /do/ have a rinkydink wordpress blog, not sure how seriously I want to take it so have not previously mentioned it on ilx, but yea if you're at all serious, shit why not!

the genesis of most if not all posts is either drinking or extended downtimes at my office so the motivation would fit right in

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFbBoUBUgAAeela.png

i liked steph's man in black look tonight

What had Derrick Rose wrought.

harden 28-11-9-4stl

klay driving all game was so good to see but he missed a lot of easy ones. livingston was incredible

yeah livingston saved the game for them

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFcOvQ1WAAAKfEP.jpg

naww how human

bogut getting cooked imo

lol apparently sportswriters are complaining abt stephs cute child this morning! someone put them out of their misery

their inability to experience joy is almost impressive

forget joy try just not being extremely irritable and judgemental abt one inconsequential thing

tho i guess that is their job

bogut getting cooked imo

― micah, Wednesday, May 20, 2015 7:21 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he had a pretty bad game for his standards but mostly due to dumb fouls. he isn't asked to do too much and he doesnt make sense to play if dwight is out in and he was out most of the game. he did set some good screens to get curry going tho. david lee is cooked tho.

lee lost and confused

and out of shape still

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 50s50 seconds ago
The NBA fined Golden State's Steph Curry $5,000 for flopping in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals.

which play?

lol apparently sportswriters are complaining abt stephs cute child this morning! someone put them out of their misery

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 20, 2015 11:24 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nonsurprise of the century that these were brian windbaghorst - who i just realized has to be played unflatteringly by jonah hill in the inevitable bron biopic - skip bayless, lakers reporter/delusional homer ramona shelbourne and some other asshole i've never heard of

PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter
well I woke up early and spendt all morning writing a take and brian windhorst allready plagerized me folks

yeah he was at least kind of a garbage coach, at least on the offensive end

perhaps he was but I feel like Kerr being brilliant makes him look garbagey in comparison when objectively he's prob a shade above "average" as a coach.
btw if he comes to Chicago I for real will not follow the team ugh don't talk like that guys.

seems like Bulls go out of their way to get players that won't make waves, can't imagine they'd hire a coach who has the rep as a wave-maker.

perhaps he was but I feel like Kerr being brilliant makes him look garbagey in comparison when objectively he's prob a shade above "average" as a coach.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, May 20, 2015 1:29 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk jackson dubs had the lowest assist rate in the league with three elite passers in the starting 5, he regularly rolled out bench lineups w/no starters heavily featuring barnes isos, etc, he was a legit bad offensive coach

main reason why i picked the dubs to win it all at the beginning of the season btw B-)

which play?

― check out this insane slothroprhymes yall (Spottie), Wednesday, May 20, 2015 12:57 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guess it was on a made corner three where he fell over after, sounds vaguely familiar, think it was in the 4th

just hope he gets another coaching job next year and brings along reggie miller and shaq as assistants

otm

this has to be satire, right?
https://medium.com/the-cauldron/dunk-in-public-vol-1-0-5c48f6ce146f

lol yea its PFTcommenter! who i guess has diversified to the NBA

"intelligent sports storytelling" lmao rmde

not sure, author fucked up a/an and there/their at least three times in the first paragraph which made it impossible for me to traverse further

its deliberate, thats the PFT schtick

"intelligent sports storytelling" lmao rmde

It's just like IDM what's the fuss.

Steph Curry is 6 threes away from the record for most 3 pointers in one postseason, after game 1 of the conference finals.