2015 NBA 'OFFS

shoulda got Paul more support than Matt Barnes like 2 years ago

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine 9s10 seconds ago
Warriors center Andrew Bogut says he's got a case of hay fever but insists he'll be fine in Game 1 "as long as there's no pollen in Oracle"

OAKLAND - Clint Capela, rookie power forward for the Houston Rockets, was arrested and arraigned on charges of breaking and entering by local authorities after being caught and held by Oracle Arena security personnel at 4:45 a.m. Capela was found carrying a massive lawn trimmings bag full of pollen strands.

Definitely build your team around CJ Wilcox, good thinking.

Kerr's practice methods are interesting:

http://espn.go.com/blog/golden-state-warriors/post/_/id/602/run-and-fun-warriors-push-the-pace-not-their-players

Hannibal Buress ‏@hannibalburess 2m2 minutes ago
I have a few delusional Houston Rockets fans in my mentions. this dude just compared Harden to Jordan in earnest.

i love sage but is this crew really the best espn can do for pre and half entertainment? such a weak team.

like this network m/l owns american sports and they roll with jalen rose and doug collins dryly talking about strategy

yeah it's pretty bargain basement, feel like espn doesn't value nba studio shows at all

like once magic left and simmons didn't work out they said fuck it

Should've made monster offers to c-Webb and Gary Payton and put them with...uh who knows whoever really!

But yeah I don't mind jalen and Collins tho both are better outside that format but ESPN def does not prioritize those shows, deliberately

Ugh literally seconds after Clint Capela first scores and mjax busts out his obviously prepared a-Capella pun

He is the worst

i really don't get why david lee is playing so much

there's literally no way the rockets hold this lead right

dubs looking v flat

didn't see this coming

god what if harden and dwight won the chip i would die

there's literally no way the rockets hold this lead right

― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, May 19, 2015 9:45 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as a betting man w no knowledge of the sport of basketball i'm also v interested to know

if you're seriously gambling id say stick with the warriors for a series pick but if you made an individual game bet on the rockets I wouldn't be terrified about it, which is a shocking prospect

the line is still warriors -2.5 on bovada, lol

yep def didn't see this run coming

dubs disrespecting dwight w this small lineup

and still getting all he offensive boards

lollll yup

draymond fired up

klay taking it to the hole repeatedly agl

they're also not letting harden draw fouls a lot which is v important of course

steph my god

lol @ sea world having to run ads that are basically like "uh we are not terrifying animal abusers" that's not how you win a war heads up to yr pr dept

Fuck sea world forever.

oh yeah they're the worst obv just like hilarious they don't get the basic political tenant of "don't run ads where you say that you don't beat your kids, you're just getting more people to acknowledge that you are capable of terrible things" it stinks of panicky desperation

scouting report consider guarding steph curry

seems reasonable

Risky strategy

helping off curry on the break hm maybe not do that anymore

gentle reminder to espn broadcasting crew that the terrence jones guy you're praising for being a good guy and teammate was arrested for beating up homeless man for amusement

sometimes good people victimize societys most vulnerable for fun

brewer seems like he could be on the verge of one of those crazy brewer runs...

capela's gotta be morey's masterstroke pick up no?

smith taking dwight out on an out of control play yet another chapter in the josh smith tragedy

james harden is absurdly good at basketball

am I the only one that finds this janky ass rockets team likable? i am right?

and then he does that

(xxp)

harden is having himself a game

flames shooting out hardens eyes

yeah j0rdan i think pretty much all of ilh views the rockets as the nba's biggest heels

i am not hating them as much as i used to during the regular season bc theyre not leaning on the crutches of their regular season tactics as much, and i like brewer i suppose

...that said, they are worlds away from being fun to watch and i don't see that happening anytime soon