2015 NBA 'OFFS

wut srs

that's kinda heavy to me idk why

always knew that piece of shit vinnie was a bad influence

oh wait i know why it's cuz my dad made me dress up like doogie one year for halloween bc he was super transparent like that (he bought me HARVARD sweatshirts for my birthday every year) and when i never became a doctor he was probably v disappointed so it is like seeing what happened in some weird alternate projection of my life, thx doc, carry on xp

maybe i should go to med school

doogie what have we become

yeah seriously. i'd just gotten in and was in a stupor and after ten minutes was like 'wait - is this the last doogie howser?', i think there was even a scene where after his goodbye party a rush comes in and he's watching the doctors and nurses scurrying around and is like 'this is not my life anymore'.

clay come to med school with me i'm gonna be all stressed out and i need someone to watch hoops w/

haha curry flushes this one

heineken commercial is real weird given that they asked him to do exactly what no one enjoyed him doing at the oscars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5F_dpgxtnQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeDF2QeNYiM

lmao just watched that final scene good stuff

clay come to med school with me i'm gonna be all stressed out and i need someone to watch hoops w/

― k3vin k., Monday, May 11, 2015 7:29 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i will promise to do this if someone can guarantee it will be exactly like a bill murray 70's comedy sorta thing

http://arcade.stanford.edu/sites/default/files/u81/Ramis%20Book%201.png

also i do not have the stomach to be a doctor so i will probably become one of those super neurotic psychiatrists

cn either of u write prescriptions yet

love coach izzo

brb guys writing my "guy in his 30's goes back to school to be a doctor... but it doesn't turn out the way you'd think!" buddy college comedy starring bill murray and john belushi in 1978.

it's a little irreverent, but it has a lot of heart

https://vine.co/v/emEDWQmw9IH

lol ed malloy is such a doof

cn either of u write prescriptions yet

― lag∞n, Monday, May 11, 2015 7:38 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whatchoo need boss i got u

refs really letting them play

anything groovy, generic preferably

izzo is a true master

https://twitter.com/bronzehammer/status/597951064101490689

Is anybody else hearing this lady all over their cast

wow and the calls they do make are bad

omg nothing will go in for the griz this shd be like a 5 point game

yeah the grizz aren't playing as bad as the score suggests

That is a loud lady! Might have re-aimed the mic during halftime though...

ugh this game is garb

yeah i picked a bad time to finally stay up for the late game

She's back.

sooo many griz turnovers on interior passes tonight

bout to opt out

this is officially a joke, like the grizz are not this shook almost ever and shit's just not going in that usually does

was really only a matter of time until what is happening right now happened

yup

just a compounding effect, they missed some shots and got some bad bounces and let it snowball

then again all those things I just said were said about the dubs not long ago

sucks to be too amped up at home

this is such a dope win for the warriors

game 4s with the favorite down 2-1 on the road are the best games

good win boring game

yeah not the best tho when the warriors go off it's pretty fun for a few minutes

i feel like even the way they were going off was kinda weird and disjointed

memphis D affects u even when its not effective

not gonna lie starting to want a memphis comeback for watch-the-world-burn reasons but it's all kinds of improbable

i turned it off

not a bad decision by any means

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_NBA 41s41 seconds ago
"Let's just put a big guy on Tony Allen" = the kind of adjustment that doesn't happen in the regular-season/makes the playoffs great.

tru