2015 NBA 'OFFS

usually search results have been ground away like a shoreline, it is strange to encounter the hairier days of grabbag search xp to myself

when did ilh becoming this gambling hotbed, feel like i'm in some kinda internet speakeasy

― Clay, Saturday, May 9, 2015 9:14 PM (1 hour ago)

1st round was so depressing man had to spice it up a little

btw i might have put a few bucks on dubs +1100 a few minutes ago

these refs man

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d33/tracedoutdreamer/zach-randolph-happy-valentines-day-.jpg

the canonical z-bo valentine image is this lil guy, however i will not plug the dam of multiple z-bo valentines

lol 4 point game ilh otm

wow, why would you leave early on a steph FT

would really dig if dubs clawed back up but then grizz buried it with our 3rd buzzer beater of the weekend

courtney!! shine on you onetime celtics diamond

jesus christ
looks like I won't get that shower after all
'less I'm up pouring gatorade on myself as time expires

memo to tony allen: u are first team all-defense not first team all-dribbling

my tream is apparently at least a couple minutes behind fuck what kind of world is this

I would like to think the courtney lee shot buried the dubs but I'm still legit afraid of what their offense can do in 2:45

& also want to share w/u my secret playoff metric which is to pick the team that holds the other team under 100 pts most of the time

wow dubs getting every whistle

fuckin hogwash foul call tbh

WHOA MARC

oh fuck off gasol

that's a 2

Haha what is up with the crazy bank shots this weekend

nah that's the shadow of the shoe

oh shit didn't know marc fouled out that's huge

my tream is apparently at least a couple minutes behind fuck what kind of world is this

― head clowning instructor (art), Sunday, May 10, 2015 12:39 PM

pretty sure the dvr tream is at least 10 minutes delayed

jesus dray

did zach not murder klay on that rebound?

Draymond losing this game for dubs

why are the commercials 5 times as loud as the game, managing the volume is a fucking chore stop it

that is a constant trend on like all networks but abc is a major offender in particular

i just got rid of my sound system and am using straight tv volume so maybe the mids and highs are more noticeable w/o decent equipment but yeah it's been ridiculous

free throws this quarter: gsw 18, mem 4

condolences to spottie and leee :(

every series is 2-1 and the lower seed leads in every one huh

warriors three point shooting is the one and only single problem (and a few free throws i guess). curry shooting threes poorly twice in a row is the last thing i expected.

v bummed

why do they have mvp ceremonies in the middle of playoffs i hate that.

multiple deadspin commenters suggesting that officiating was fixed to give dubs an advantage at the free throw line bc they want dubs in the finals

ban kinja commenters bc A. fat lot of good the foul trouble on memphis did for the dubs and B. do people really exist who think officiating is regularly fixed and not just frequently flawed bc it is a task done by human beings

ban yourself for reading deadspin comments

nah

I don't usually read comments in general, deadspin's are occasionally funny, can't say I have any plans to go back to that well in the immediate future

Grizz pulled some Sons of the Harpy shit on the Dubs lmao

Could we get Grey Worm to play Steph Curry in the biopic

the mvp award is cursed now guys its is a thing

is KD to blame for this or did bron merely supersede the general preexisting trend in his heat championship years

bron is being weird again:

"It's an emergency every playoff game. As the leader of the team, I can't be down about anything," James said Saturday after the team had a film session.

"Even though I hate losing -- it was tough for me to sleep last night -- I'm not going to be shattered, not around these guys. They need my leadership more than ever, more than anybody on the team. I will not show any weakness."

Translation u guys kind of suck and I wish Chris bosh was here

Btw

Kyrie Irving, PG 38 3-13 3-4 2-2 1 3 4 0 2 1 2 3 -8 11

That's a zero in the assist column a few months after bron told him he could never have a game with zero assists again

kyrie is playing on a bad ankle fyi

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NBA analysts give me some diagnostics on how 3pt oriented teams are faring this playoffs...seriously, how's it goink?

Damn Phil

goink goink goink

Phil Jackson give me some diagnostics on how the NY Knicks are faring this playoffs...seriously, how's it goink?

how bout some diagnostics on how many playoff series they've won in 10 years (1) and how useless the triangle is in the modern NBA (totally useless)