2015 NBA 'OFFS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

austinnnnnnnnnn

lolol

o my god what a nightcap that was

the most austin rivers thing imaginable!

looooooool

that was incredible

great buildup to that by Harlan

"my beautiful baby boy i am sorry but i must destroy you" -- doc

he is such a pros vs joes contestant

austin https://vine.co/v/eZQmjYFwAhO

sideline reporter: 64 free throws in this game, what accounts for that?
harden: <snickers> two foulin' teams

he was struggling to hold himself back from saying "foul shots are good actually"

2nd time hes broken his own ankles this series btw

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--58d96jR7--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/pqzwx961cve6kaxfoeoj.gif

Austin joining the clippers prob the best development of 2015

my advice to austin dont go behind yr back on the break

also exit the nba pronto

when does he hit free agency? that's gonna be some good drama. just a bunch of teams completely ignoring him and then doc gives him a 4 yr deal.

did austin leave school early for the nba?

wait i just remembered he was a lottery pick hah

yeah he played one year

another year in college prob wouldn't have helped him, any star recruit should leave after one year

i was mostly worried abt whether or not he had a degree

HERE COMES.... AUSTIN RIVERS

Kurt Helin ‏@basketballtalk 36s36 seconds ago
Report: Matt Barnes talked trash to James Harden’s mom during Game 2

:)

Haha

dang thats kinda over the line, what did his mom have to do with his 15 free throw attempts (and makes)

uh she literally created him hello

i was mostly worried abt whether or not he had a degree

He'll be ok as long as his dad is coaching in the NBA.

@WashWizards
Injury Update: John Wall underwent multiple exams that revealed 5 non-displaced fractures in left wrist & hand

rip

displaced means bad? worse than hairline fracture, right?

idk sounds right

p dire how that already comically weak east is getting weakened further by injuries

far as i can tell from some quick googlin' it means that the bone is not entirely broken, and may heal more quickly but i doubt quick enough for him to play in this series.

KJ_NBA ‏@KJ_NBA 2m2 minutes ago
I really hope this season doesn't culminate with two Finals teams playing with backup point guards. And fouling each other intentionally.

shump might be out game 3

already a pall of depression over this 2nd round with all these injuries

jfc

NBA_Pete ‏@NBA_Pete 4m7 minutes ago
Breaking: Steph Curry has consumption. Lebron admits to being "juiceman." Both out.

cp3 arrested for assault blake out with unnamed kegstand injuries

lol cp3 already out tho

displaced fracture sounds unpleasant as hell and like he's done for the playoffs

There are a few different types of displaced fractures. With a rotated fracture, the bone will break and one piece will turn around, but otherwise remain in the correct place. In the case of an angulated fracture, the bone will remain in essentially the right position, but one broken piece will tip either up or down. With an axially-displaced fracture a broken piece of bone will shift straight away from the rest of the bone. Once the fracture has been diagnosed, the bone must be reset. In some cases, it may be necessary to use pins and wires to hold the bone in the proper position. Depending on the severity of the break, this may be done surgically. A fracture may also require surgery in order to give doctors access to set the bone. Once the bone is properly set, the body can begin to fuse it back together again. There is a higher risk of other injuries with a displaced fracture. The broken portion of the bone can cause additional damage to the rest of the broken bone or other bones nearby. It can also cause damaged tissue, nerves, and blood vessels. All of these factors are considered when determining the severity of a fracture. A displaced fracture may also lead to an open fracture, which is when the sharp part of the broken bone pierces the skin. The bone can either remain sticking outside of the skin, or break through and then slip back inside the body. This is opposed to a closed fracture, where the skin remains intact. In the case of an open fracture there is a higher chance of deep bone infection. For this reason, surgery is often required in order to ensure that the bone heals correctly.

it said non-displaced tho

it's placed

Kurt Helin ‏@basketballtalk 36s36 seconds ago
Report: Matt Barnes talked trash to James Harden’s mom during Game 2

:)

― lag∞n, Thursday, May 7, 2015 11:02 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love when dudes get the moms involved, kg and Pierce taunting bron in front of his mom and him getting snappy with her was one of my favorite bron moments

yeah that owned

only 5 grand

NBA on ESPN ‏@ESPNNBA 8m8 minutes ago
Rockets guard Corey Brewer was fined for violating the NBA's anti-flopping rules in last night's Game 2

there has never been a NBA story quite like Austin Rivers. Maybe no story in pro sports

it's like if Nikoloz Tskitishvili's dad ran a NBA team

yeah no one knows quite what to do with it