2015 NBA 'OFFS

having a lot of trouble with the James Jones name conundrum too

i haven't seen any of this game but this series looks like it's gonna follow the script of basically any important playoff series when bron was on the heat

seems like there were a lot of scripts in those

i wouldnt be so sure in this one tho despite how bad this game went

(xp)

also matt how can you slander marv albert he's an old man let it go

*realizing i just asked this of a juicing truther*

jesus christ the james jones game that brian windbaghorst predicted actually fucking happened lollllll

now all thats left is a game with 6 mike miller threes and a double double from shawn marion

I'm not much of a juicing truther, come on now. I mean Blake Griffin isn't FloJo but he ain't Babe Ruth either.

they do some intense training man

cp3 wearing a broach

rox looking more like their usual selves

including the successful flopping, lol brewer

kinda cool brooch tbh

corey brewer is good at flopping cause he really does look like hed go flying if u pushed him

Haha brewer just flopped like he'd been hit like a truck when Lester Hudson pushed him

Clippers losing their cool here

seems like there were a lot of scripts in those

i mean "uninspiring game 1 loss leads to immediate panic followed by easy series victory"

clippers are gonna get blown out aren't they

and/or Barnes is getting tossed

He's so waggly and spastic, he's like a muppet version of a basketball player

Xp re brewer

i greatly enjoy brewer's play when he's not flopsonning, wish he wasn't a rocket

harden looking slightly shook by the playoff experience making uncharacteristic decisions

I feel like Tristan Thompson is Kwame Brown with better hands... which isn't so bad

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, May 6, 2015 8:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like this

Kwame would have been totally decent if he hadn't had solid marble blocks for hands and also not been a big baby

also not psychologically devastated by michael jordan

smh joey crawford beefing w fans

Who's this Hudson guy

He's like an Anthony Johnson type

jordan dunks good i enjoy it

Hedo looks like he's wearing overalls

man howard has blake on him and he takes a weird spinning fading hook

man warriors/clippers would be a great series

clippers are like 300% more likable with chris paul sitting

:[

jordan

blake is so fucking good though. i have always believed in blake i'm so proud

blake is twice as good as any other player on the floor rn

the defense in this game has stopped

yeah it's feeling extremely all star gameish

why is it a controversial statement for jordan to say chris paul's shit is unlikable at this point, yes he's also a genius etc etc but if likability is your metric he is...pretty bottom-barrel

lester hudson has been the chinese mvp twice

John Schuhmann ‏@johnschuhmann 49s49 seconds ago
Clippers are 11-for-14 in the 2nd quarter. 28 points on 17 possessions.

lol at mic'd-up doc talking to hudson: "why you tired? you aint played in a month!"

lol

i do admire the shameless honesty of how poorly he regards his bench and how blatantly he makes it that way regardless

why is it a controversial statement for jordan to say chris paul's shit is unlikable at this point, yes he's also a genius etc etc but if likability is your metric he is...pretty bottom-barrel

― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, May 6, 2015 10:35 PM (2 minutes ago)

jordan was trolling. chris paul runs a beautiful offense that was ranked #1 in the league, that's fucking why

why are there no games tomorrow?

jordan just got a very good rebound

man harden has had a couple of 3s that were so far in...

blake can do anything he fucking wants out there

He can even get picked by harden

xps kevin well ok. in any case i said he was a genius and meant it in terms of his game on both sides of the floor! but he will also sock you in the nuts, pretend to be fouled and act insufferably about it in a way only surpassed by harden, again, likability maybe shouldnt be a metric in sports but it is and always will be, its fair to at least mention it even if you recognize it should never be the be-all end-all.

there are no games tomorrow as part of an elaborate bill simmdog conspiracy to get us to actually sit and watch the grantland basketball hour

opinions huh