2015 NBA 'OFFS

inside the nba crew really working this pretty dumb girl metaphor for all its worth cant wait for shaqs take

what if it was a meme that the mvp award was a curse, wld be p cool

what if you won the mvp you had to wear a lone, gold hoop earring

p sure u do?

yes and a Hanes T

Rocking a Hitler stache.

game was awesome, crowd was great. grant hill was there, he's one of the new owners along w/ jami gertz's husband and the founder of spanx, one of the ladies sitting in our row got a selfie w/ him and kept telling him 'you are just a gorgeous man', it was pretty funny, dude is handsome though.

http://i.imgur.com/KXrg84Th.jpg

i hi-fived the hawks in the tunnel before the game and i tried to hi-five paul pierce after the game but he wasn't having it. we trolled kris humphries most of the game, shouting 'randy! put humphries in!' and chanting 'we want humphries', the only time he reacted was one time he was looking at something and guy in the row in front of me shouted 'dude are you looking at yr phone right now? are you updating yr instagram?' and that drew an dirty look pretty quickly. hawks still have issues, millsap was obv in pain during some parts of the game and his shoulder was glistening from tip off like w/ some sort of balm maybe. still, a win.

Nice!

Not sure the dubs Could play worse. Conley obv the new juice man. Tony Allen is incredible, grizz ball denial was top notch. they should never play Jeff green.

Z bo for real a wizard. Crazy how many soft rolls he gets and how many rebounds he pulls among traffic.

Man I want the Dubs to
Win it all just to shut chuck up at this point.

Wtf why aren't they playing again until Saturday.

https://vine.co/v/eZd5dXzA6FW

ATTN: j0rdan

that is a direct and aggressive way of campaigning for sure

Just watched. Seeing Steph catching his breath was a new experience. I doubt we'll see that again. (However, a fair criticism of Alvin Gentry is exhausting of offensive players.) Klay has come back to Earth too. Nonetheless, this team is unbeatable.

Watching Wizards and Hawks this afternoon. Pray for me.

i missed the second half of the game but the first half really had the feel of memphis playing as good as possible and the dubs playing as bad as possible but only being down 6 points aka dubs eventually win by like 11 points but no!

i still think they take it in 5

https://vine.co/v/eZd5dXzA6FW

ATTN: j0rdan

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lmao luv this guy

he picked a steph pass and got a wide open dunk and was yelling that again. he is the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89_Zy6Q5k0U

that vine is beautiful. i really do like the grizz, the style of play plus the characters they have they're a throwback team almost. didn't see the game so maybe the grizz 'figured out' the dubs but i doubt it. if they're back to being the team i thought they were most of the season that could be an awesome series but i still think warriors will win.

griz are def a good team to defend the dubs, great at clogging the middle and getting back on D and they have good perimeter defenders so i doubt well see the dubs run too wild on offense for extended stretches in this series, problem for the griz is the warriors D is also excellent

yeah they don't have to shoot superb to beat the grizz but def better than last night. also conley and z bo hit some tough shots

I like the grizz a lot actually but they were pretty tough to watch during their slump this year (after the Jeff green honeymoon wore off and tony allen was injured, zbo kinda slumped a little too). Z Bo and Gasol are a ton of fun to watch when it's all clicking, and Tony Allen obv.

dubs were just on cruise control after how easy the first game was and grizz i think sensed that, put GSW in a hole early. if the grizz stay at that level or even exceed it and the dubs go all out, most grizz can win is maybe another game, while theyre at home?

I'm back to feeling "cautiously optimistic" about the Grizz, i.e. I think they can take the series to 6 games

LAC/HOU even harder to predict -- I'm fairly certain the Clips will prevail, but whether they'll do it in 4 or 7, I couldn't begin to say

griz expected wins for the rest of the series according to my advanced algo is .5

wld be interesting if they forced the dubs to go big, theyre not nearly their normal offensive selves in that configuration, zach not actually that much bigger than dre but he is a brute

doc rivers "pretty much doubts" that we'll see cp3 in clips-rox game 2

breaking

Kurt Helin ‏@basketballtalk 13s14 seconds ago
LeBron James wearing headband against Bulls in Game 2

mot exciting thing about the cavs so far this postseason

wellllll that's one way to make an auspicious start cavs

headband really does make a difference

I opted against doing something outdoors for this trash??

I mean cavs leads, even big ones, are not necessarily sustainable...but I'd say go outside for a while at least lol

A Mario Hezonja-esque dunk from LeBron there

lol bro you never do let up with that euroballer adoration

if the bulls got offensive boards properly on certain misses theyd barely be down jeez

bulls have so many defensive issues

I feel like Tristan Thompson is Kwame Brown with better hands... which isn't so bad

not a good foul, says Marv Albert before checking the stats and seeing that it's a great use of the foul to give

having a lot of trouble with the James Jones name conundrum too

i haven't seen any of this game but this series looks like it's gonna follow the script of basically any important playoff series when bron was on the heat

seems like there were a lot of scripts in those

i wouldnt be so sure in this one tho despite how bad this game went

(xp)

also matt how can you slander marv albert he's an old man let it go

*realizing i just asked this of a juicing truther*

jesus christ the james jones game that brian windbaghorst predicted actually fucking happened lollllll

now all thats left is a game with 6 mike miller threes and a double double from shawn marion

I'm not much of a juicing truther, come on now. I mean Blake Griffin isn't FloJo but he ain't Babe Ruth either.

they do some intense training man

cp3 wearing a broach