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John Stockton: Out of nowhere I heard someone yell, “Jesus is an impostor and I am the best basketball player alive!” And then I saw Jordan flailing wildly out onto the court. He snatched the ball right out of the ref’s hands and tomahawk-dunked it 30 times in a row before his teammates could calm him down. None of the points counted.

― balls, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:21 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEZ-4r5UUAEGmbM.jpg

― slothroprhymes, Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:39 (eleven years ago)

keeps on giving

― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:56 (eleven years ago)

laettner tweet is so good

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2015/05/07/christian-laettner-just-became-an-issue-in-the-kentucky-governors-race

― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:21 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QBducis.png

― micah, Friday, 8 May 2015 13:20 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFU/status/595590872982540288

― all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Monday, 11 May 2015 18:12 (eleven years ago)

i fucking love that video

― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 May 2015 19:16 (eleven years ago)

inspirational

― brosario nawson (m bison), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 04:53 (eleven years ago)

surely we need a HI DERE WAHT IS AWESOME equiv for ILH

― 龜, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 10:56 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/UnSRNWm.jpg

― all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:13 (eleven years ago)

that paragraph just keeps getting better

― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:14 (eleven years ago)

can't be real...

― Nhex, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:18 (eleven years ago)

things that read like a clickhole bit but aren't

― Clay, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 20:04 (eleven years ago)

who the hell wants this anyway?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CE1coA5WgAAjL3P.jpg

― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 21:43 (eleven years ago)

also known as mark cuban finger

― micah, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:43 (eleven years ago)

is he giving the shaka

― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:44 (eleven years ago)

permanently

― micah, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:51 (eleven years ago)

no, middle/ring fingers are bent for the SHOCKER

― Nhex, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:57 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/x3oDViA.png

http://i.imgur.com/DFpnv5t.png

― 龜, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 11:58 (eleven years ago)

― Clay, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 18:26 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/bobby/status/474760610518155264/photo/1

― 龜, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:33 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/Cam_Oflage/status/598951395341967360

― 龜, Thursday, 14 May 2015 23:50 (eleven years ago)

YES

― check out this insane slothroprhymes yall (Spottie), Friday, 15 May 2015 00:06 (eleven years ago)

wow that is perfect

― lag∞n, Friday, 15 May 2015 01:10 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eKiqvPmwxVT

― 龜, Friday, 15 May 2015 12:04 (eleven years ago)

staged!

― Clay, Friday, 15 May 2015 19:46 (eleven years ago)

Another loss, and the Clippers' dreams of a first championship will die. In a city where the Los Angeles Lakers boast 16 trophies, the Clippers are still trying to bury their miserable past. As one Lakers fan wearing a Kobe Bryant jersey departed his seat late in the collapse, he could be heard telling an usher, "I'm a Lakers fan. I'm good."

― Madison Dumbbarfer (Leee), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:09 (eleven years ago)

so many things wrong with that sentence

― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:31 (eleven years ago)

Infinite Doc (riverrun, if you will).

― Madison Dumbbarfer (Leee), Friday, 15 May 2015 23:06 (eleven years ago)

haha

― Nhex, Saturday, 16 May 2015 16:00 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/g2PSdZr.jpg

― 龜, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 11:36 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/BananaKarenina/status/599626023471357953

― Madison Dumbbarfer (Leee), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 18:50 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eKOjluTn2nH