2015 NBA 'OFFS

shaq is the least funny human being who ever lived

he will be gone soon ;)

gatorade no one knows who the hell jabari parker is
--lag∞n

um we all do now, wow rude

just wanna say the vaguely hallucinatory vibe that affects posts during the 2nd half of late playoff games is great, especially the lagoon commercial diaries

I wld pay j0rdan to transcribe all of windhorsts podcasts

it's ok i don't mind doing it pro bono

http://i.imgur.com/e5Qebq7.png

:|

lolllllll

the brands... found me

http://i.imgur.com/EgXIKmx.png

then the brands came for me
and there was no one to speak out

I wld pay j0rdan to transcribe all of windhorsts podcasts

― 龜, Thursday, April 30, 2015 8:35 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

willing to reappropriate the money earmarked for coach nick

I think the horse is jermaine from flight of the conchords

oh... wow damn

xp it def is that kiwi voice is recognizable anywhere

horse dont like me no more :(

http://i.imgur.com/Sjiv2qN.png

no response

https://youtu.be/OboOBJy2xHY

following the battle for the 7/8 seed in the east the past few weeks (partly cuz i want the nets in the lottery, partly cuz i want to be able to see someone interesting/entertaining) has really really driven home for me how bad the east is. curious if thibs ends up in new orleans. orlando would be an interesting fit but supposedly billy donovan is going to finally take that job.

― balls, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:56 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

donovan took that job

I had no idea Blake Griffin had such an awful rebounding season, what the hell is that about? His TRB% has declined every year and is getting pretty fucking bad for a guy with his talent.

Deandre

dre def took some of those missing rebounds

also started playing outside more

be curious if pf defensive rebounding is down across the league since power forwards started playing on the perimeter more and they have to be there to guard them

deandre's been around a while tho... and blake always liked jumpers.

but dre somehow magically got much better at rebounding which like never happens, also blake def takes more Js than he used to

Blake's DRB% has gone down every season, something's going on there.

plus blake should have gotten a bump from the minutes he played with hawes, who was also terrible on the boards. idk

jordans rebound rate by year, the bottom one is what the espn algo predicted he wld do this year, this is an underreported story

http://i.imgur.com/GRInwjV.png

Blake's DRB% has gone down every season, something's going on there.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, April 30, 2015 5:11 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah im not saying that nothing is going on there just that maybe theres not as much going on as it might seem

also he has short arms, maybe they r getting shorter

Nature consequence of the aging process.

athleticism has definitely declined a little, he doesn't do as many completely bonkers things anymore

might have something to do with the clips defensive schemes changing, emphasizing getting back on d more

clips team DRB%
12-13 15th
13-14 26th
14-15 9th

clips team ORB%
12-13 7th
13-14 20th
14-15 28th

was a hallmark of doc celtics teams too, just did not contest O rebounds

i would guess that a big proportion of blakes missing rebounds are/were o boards but i cbf proving it

in other news there is a body of water in my country called Lake Burley Griffin, i would like to make a pun about this but i feel it is too obscure

Blake Burly Griffin &c

rose 7 assists in 8 mins

dunleavy such a dirty player

bulls came 2 play 2 nite

Jimmy Butler's hops very underrated I guess cuz he never goes for style points

my god this is a bloodbath

holy crap that is...a sizable deficit for thee yung bucks

Jeez turned this on a little late and it was already a 20 point game

same here. q: were any of Rose's assists "nice"? Feel like he never gets any 'wow' ones.

oh giannis no

Dick move by Giannis I liked oj mayo getting in butlers grill but a late tackle is just stupid

haha scottie pippen coming off the bench for a fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKb5l-RxQFQ