2015 NBA 'OFFS

lma just complete garbage tonight

welp portland were not the better team this series

like lebron taking off the cavs jersey on his way into the lockerroom levels of quit xp

where's good job good effort kid

kobe taking no shots for a half level of quit

i give you my personal guarantee ('The Clay Bond') that portland wins this series

― Clay, Wednesday, April 29, 2015 7:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was hacked btw, you guys make sure to use some good passwords or it will happen to you

mine is ilovehoops

the (non) reaction shots of high as hell on pain killers conley are killing me

the girl in the commercial with the talking horse seems cool

uhhh now u sound like the one high as hell on painkillers

that commercial is execrable, sorry, I'm over it

love how they keep referring to z-bo as lamarcus' 'old friend' when roy and aldridge ran zach out of town after one year with him

uhhh now u sound like the one high as hell on painkillers

― Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:23 AM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wish

commercials like that are the reason I have the TV on mute and keep missing Important Basketball Plays v_v

lol portland keeps hitting desperation 3s this is ridiculous

*transforms into spurs & warriors fan*

luv playoff basketball u guys

lol

sportcasters think calling memphis arena"the grindhouse" is cooler than it actually is

memphis went 1-15 from three

really too bad abt conley being out for the dubs series

dubs are legit having one of the luckiest seasons of all time

i dont think a healthy memphis wld really have much of a shot but it wld be an interesting matchup personnel/stylewise

want to see someone "go gritty" v the dubs

gatorade no one knows who the hell jabari parker is

love farmersonly.com

shaq is the least funny human being who ever lived

he will be gone soon ;)

gatorade no one knows who the hell jabari parker is
--lag∞n

um we all do now, wow rude

just wanna say the vaguely hallucinatory vibe that affects posts during the 2nd half of late playoff games is great, especially the lagoon commercial diaries

I wld pay j0rdan to transcribe all of windhorsts podcasts

it's ok i don't mind doing it pro bono

http://i.imgur.com/e5Qebq7.png

:|

lolllllll

the brands... found me

http://i.imgur.com/EgXIKmx.png

then the brands came for me
and there was no one to speak out

I wld pay j0rdan to transcribe all of windhorsts podcasts

― 龜, Thursday, April 30, 2015 8:35 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

willing to reappropriate the money earmarked for coach nick

I think the horse is jermaine from flight of the conchords

oh... wow damn

xp it def is that kiwi voice is recognizable anywhere

horse dont like me no more :(

http://i.imgur.com/Sjiv2qN.png

no response

https://youtu.be/OboOBJy2xHY

following the battle for the 7/8 seed in the east the past few weeks (partly cuz i want the nets in the lottery, partly cuz i want to be able to see someone interesting/entertaining) has really really driven home for me how bad the east is. curious if thibs ends up in new orleans. orlando would be an interesting fit but supposedly billy donovan is going to finally take that job.

― balls, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 03:56 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

donovan took that job

I had no idea Blake Griffin had such an awful rebounding season, what the hell is that about? His TRB% has declined every year and is getting pretty fucking bad for a guy with his talent.

Deandre

dre def took some of those missing rebounds

also started playing outside more

be curious if pf defensive rebounding is down across the league since power forwards started playing on the perimeter more and they have to be there to guard them

deandre's been around a while tho... and blake always liked jumpers.