2015 NBA 'OFFS

he is tho it's unpredictable but he brings it out in people & that messes up their shit, it has to be the bieber haircut

like I'm kinda surprised z-bo didn't get tossed

yeah i mean "why am i banging in the post with a tall bieber this is absurd" prob a common thought of his opponents xps

omg dame u r so bad at defense stop

omg when I put this game on it was a blowout! did I ruin it by 'liking' Memphis during a game last week??

uh memphis ultimately losing this game is the opposite of the game being ruined hello

lopez with the hair and the beard and the crazy eyes really has a convincing look going

xp no you're right I'm glad it got interesting at least

memphis is a really smart bball club, i do appreciate the way they play

the pierce/lebron story windhorst told is this

the feud started in 2004 in a preseason game at the mohegan sun that took place on the first night of the 2004 sox world series (nb i haven't factchecked this story). apparently the teams got into it a lil bit and lebron was going harder than he should in a preseason game. at one point windhorst said he picked pierce's pocket and went down the court and dunked it and then came back and kinda grilled pierce (if he has the dates right lebron would've been 20, pierce 27). so the teams kind of had this beef and then had to play another preseason game a few days later at a college arena in ohio (maybe ohio state or cincinnati). the game was real chippy agaom (something specific might have happened here but i forget). after the game since it was a college arena the two locker rooms were adjacent to each other and windhorst said pierce tried to storm into the cavs locker to fight lebron and had to be carried back into the celtics locker room by a bunch of people. and i guess that's where it began but, windhorst says, nobody remembers especially in boston because it was happening right as the sox were winning the world series.

then he told a few other stories. he said at some point in lebron's first cleveland run maverick carter's dad was sitting courtside one night and started going at it with pierce. so pierce puts up like 44 points while talking trash to maverick carter's dad the entire game. he also mentioned the time bron and pierce kind of spilled into the crowd and bron's mom ran down the steps and like berated pierce, and then when they got up bron cursed his mom out (i think this is a famous bron moment).

simmons talked about how in game 5 of the 2012 east finals -- the game in miami where pierce hit that dagger three right in lebron's grill -- pierce and kg were talking the most personal trash to bron that anyone had ever heard or something. he then said (idk if this is him editorializing or passing on real celtics gossip) that pierce and kg really thought they had "broken" lebron that game and were gonna snuff out the run in miami. then the next game is where bron dropped 30 in the first half at the garden with that possessed terminator look on his face the entire time.

lmao wow nice ty

portland utterly fell apart in the last couple minutes

i love pierce and kgs belief in the power of their trash talk

i wonder if kg ever really went in on duncan or theres just no point

kg "your mothers pussy tastes like peaches"
duncan "youre playing great tonight kevin keep it up i really admire the hard work youve put into your game"

lma just complete garbage tonight

welp portland were not the better team this series

like lebron taking off the cavs jersey on his way into the lockerroom levels of quit xp

where's good job good effort kid

kobe taking no shots for a half level of quit

i give you my personal guarantee ('The Clay Bond') that portland wins this series

― Clay, Wednesday, April 29, 2015 7:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was hacked btw, you guys make sure to use some good passwords or it will happen to you

mine is ilovehoops

the (non) reaction shots of high as hell on pain killers conley are killing me

the girl in the commercial with the talking horse seems cool

uhhh now u sound like the one high as hell on painkillers

that commercial is execrable, sorry, I'm over it

love how they keep referring to z-bo as lamarcus' 'old friend' when roy and aldridge ran zach out of town after one year with him

uhhh now u sound like the one high as hell on painkillers

― Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:23 AM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wish

commercials like that are the reason I have the TV on mute and keep missing Important Basketball Plays v_v

lol portland keeps hitting desperation 3s this is ridiculous

*transforms into spurs & warriors fan*

luv playoff basketball u guys

lol

sportcasters think calling memphis arena"the grindhouse" is cooler than it actually is

memphis went 1-15 from three

really too bad abt conley being out for the dubs series

dubs are legit having one of the luckiest seasons of all time

i dont think a healthy memphis wld really have much of a shot but it wld be an interesting matchup personnel/stylewise

want to see someone "go gritty" v the dubs

gatorade no one knows who the hell jabari parker is

love farmersonly.com

shaq is the least funny human being who ever lived

he will be gone soon ;)

gatorade no one knows who the hell jabari parker is
--lag∞n

um we all do now, wow rude

just wanna say the vaguely hallucinatory vibe that affects posts during the 2nd half of late playoff games is great, especially the lagoon commercial diaries

I wld pay j0rdan to transcribe all of windhorsts podcasts

it's ok i don't mind doing it pro bono

http://i.imgur.com/e5Qebq7.png

:|

lolllllll

the brands... found me

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