2015 NBA 'OFFS

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other than the literal geographical issue, whys that

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:04 (eleven years ago)

fun ending so far

polyphonic, Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:06 (eleven years ago)

yeah, like i'll daydream of ways to move new orleans and memphis to the east and then i'm like who can i move to the west and the only plausible team really is milwaukee and there's no way in hell they're gonna let themselves be in a different conference from chicago and moving chicago to the west almost definitely just exacerbates imbalance issues longterm irregardless of how good that team is right now. basically just do away w/ conferences, go to that weird four or five mega divisions thing someone proposed, accept you can't have truly balanced schedules for every team plus teams don't want it - the bucks want to play the bulls more than they play the suns and the suns want to play the lakers more than they play the bucks - and just do it 1-16 and any inequalities or unfairness in the system will be weeded out by having seven game series. baseball and football don't rig their playoffs to have some sort of geographical balance in the finals, maybe when there were really good odds the finals were going to be lakers-celtics and lakers-celtics was a really optimal scenario for a league that wasn't as established or strong as mlb it made sense to have a system that funneled things to that matchup but it's 2015.

balls, Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:13 (eleven years ago)

I think Steph just phase shifted wow I've never seen that move before

, Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:17 (eleven years ago)

Quick reaction by Kidd and Dudley calling timeout!

Also stupid hero ball by rose trying to split a triple team with a behind the back dribble

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:18 (eleven years ago)

Also never passing on a full possession to win the game

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:19 (eleven years ago)

jared dudley, heroballer

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:19 (eleven years ago)

wow nice

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:20 (eleven years ago)

Lol Bayless knew rose can't make that Manu style back cut fast enough and burned him

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:20 (eleven years ago)

or wait nvm bayless stupid similar names and matching headbands

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:21 (eleven years ago)

Dudley threw a great pass tho

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:30 (eleven years ago)

there's probably several reasons this couldn't happen beyond logistics and inertia but maybe you could do away w/ divisions and then for scheduling since not everyone can play everyone else an equal amount of times you do it that every team has a home and home w/ every other team in the league and then the rest of the schedule is purely determined by previous year's record a la the nfl (sorta, only like two or three games are determined that way in the nfl schedule). this would 1) increase number of holy shit amazing matchup games every season 2) generate more out of nowhere cinderella teams 3) incentivize winning and create something as close to relegation as could be possible in american professional sports since bottom dwelling teams either thru incompetence or design would lose out on revenue. this might solve the tanking issue since it's really hard to deliberately construct a team that can put up one of the worst records in the league playing a disproportionate number of its games against equally awful teams several years in a row.

balls, Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:30 (eleven years ago)

wow norris cole doin some dumb shit out here

aka why you never trust ex-heatles

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:35 (eleven years ago)

other than the literal geographical issue, whys that

Man you go either place and all you hear is badger this and gopher that, natural rivalry

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:44 (eleven years ago)

Uh oh klay alert

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:04 (eleven years ago)

Oops he missed the heat check 3

juice college (agent hibachi), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:04 (eleven years ago)

man brooms should be on deck in NOLA

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:16 (eleven years ago)

kevin love has a national tv commercial in which rebounding is a metaphor for the restorative qualities of... chocolate milk #branding

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:31 (eleven years ago)

but he duz not rebound much no mo commercial inaccurate

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:32 (eleven years ago)

if this was minny love the offensive boards alone would do it tho

I have not seen this commercial is it on ESPN or TNT?

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:32 (eleven years ago)

just ran during the last dubs & pelis break

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:34 (eleven years ago)

wow can't believe i just outed myself as an official member of the chocolate milk street team

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:36 (eleven years ago)

there are better ways to make chocolate milk

http://fandbnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/64790-Cocoa-Pebbles-Kyrie-original.jpg

balls, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:37 (eleven years ago)

Chocolayte Milk

Wow

, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:38 (eleven years ago)

now write it in wingdings and really have yr eyes opened

balls, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:39 (eleven years ago)

haha nbd man your secret's safe with ILH

I must've missed it I'm at a bar and the hoops are only on one televisions as opposes to the basedball and white ppl with sticks bullshit on many televisions

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:39 (eleven years ago)

(xps clay)

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:40 (eleven years ago)

lol dayo

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:41 (eleven years ago)

o man ESPN cameras just had the long painful "life comes at you fast" close up on monty's face

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:43 (eleven years ago)

AD chipping away single handed tho

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:13 (eleven years ago)

i love the harden taco bell commercial for real, like the director was all "james just be you, just say your thoughts and feelings about breakfast, about fashion, really just say whatever. we love you here at the bell."

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:15 (eleven years ago)

davis is for real beasting rn

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:17 (eleven years ago)

rip to the brow c u in october

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:33 (eleven years ago)

also rip to the rest of the pelicans, for whom i do not really care

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:34 (eleven years ago)

go blazermen

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:43 (eleven years ago)

I support anyone in the same underdog boat as my team

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:43 (eleven years ago)

what the heck

http://i.imgur.com/qDlktU6.png

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:44 (eleven years ago)

wes has been calling himself "ironman" for a few years bc he plays through injuries or something. like when he scores the gameops guys play the riff to the sabbath song and stuff. it is silly.

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:46 (eleven years ago)

is harvey firestein doing color on this game wth

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:47 (eleven years ago)

is por cooked? abtum looks injured

moullet, Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:05 (eleven years ago)

everyone is injured and they are bad

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:06 (eleven years ago)

but i mean portland isn't really like suddenly cooked so much as they've been a sub .500 team since the all-star break and memphis is maybe the worst matchup in the west for them other than gsw

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:10 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDfKFZJUEAEHp42.jpg

found my new fave hashtag

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:44 (eleven years ago)

but legit none of these make sense bc none of them are kevin love or rajon rondo or juiceman

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:49 (eleven years ago)

*those

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:49 (eleven years ago)

from what i can tell #futurelaker is a good way to find what young players are doing well at the moment in a nationally broadcast game

Clay, Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:53 (eleven years ago)

this is why lakers fans are the actual worst people who have ever existed in the history of ever

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:00 (eleven years ago)

brow averaged 31-11-3blk for that series

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:15 (eleven years ago)

He was so good and it still felt like they didn't use him enough on offense. His midrange game is already top notch.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:22 (eleven years ago)


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