2015 NBA 'OFFS

they have a knack for pulling games outta their asses at the end, especially if they can keep things low scoring with their defense

hm yeah guess i haven't been paying attention. prob just want something interesting to happen. xp

thats really their only weird upset chance against a healthy bulls though.

also idk why people think the rockets are so much a lock to get out of the first given their current handicaps

yeah bucks struggled down the stretch. bulls out of the east is interesting.

mavs suck at offensive rebounds and houston is strong at defensive rebounds iirc

thats true but they're missing two notable defenders and there are ways around dwight (if he's even all the way back? keeps being in and out)

bucks over bulls is the only weird outta nowhere upset I could remotely see happening. I just have no faith in the bulls anymore idk.

― Clay, Thursday, April 16, 2015 11:34 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bucks have not been great since the trades 11-18 since asb

MCW has been looking less awful lately tho

Hey guys, remember when Roy Hibbert was good?

hey matt how much did melvin hunt cost you last night?

Presuming Gallo has the same production, about 10 grand.

Gallo's first half was strong enough that I just needed something like 10-4-2 (20 fantasy points) for first. Not the worst beat I had this year tho.

ten grand, jeez

Hey guys, remember when Roy Hibbert was good?

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, April 16, 2015 3:49 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i definitely remember when he was the gobert/sanders of years past, yeah

haha

Sometimes players get worse yeah

Btw that was a really impressive performance by Gallo, he scored on draymond one on one like it was nbd

hibberts collapse last year was monumental. he was so shook for so long

Hibbert is an odd duck, a total overachiever who is also a headcase is a rare combo

feel like a lot of what was attributed to hibbert was just great pacers team D

He should've stuck with Parks & Recs.

feel like a lot of what was attributed to hibbert was just great pacers team D

Yeah I think that's possibly true. He's VERY slow and they did a great job funneling people to him. But what he did do in that situation was still good.

Hibbert is a D+/C- NBA athlete who somehow figured out a way to be really good for a while.

i remember for a while he was hitting what seemed like a ton of really weird impossible shots too, then he flipped a switch to not being able to make a simple layup or 3 foot hook

He definitely got the yips and we won't know why until Paul George writes an autobio or something

he's still the master of going straight up on d tho

He's still a good defender, with all the new revenue that contract isn't so bad

hibbert def seemed like a plus player to me even though his offense was weirdly bad given his size

i say seemed cuz i won't pretend to have watched more than 5 minutes of the pacers this year

haha otm, that 2ot game was the first time I've really watched them this year and we don't have compupost to keep us updated on them anymore

we won't know why until Paul George writes an autobio or something

wasn't the rumor that hibbert's wife cheated on him...with PG :/

i mean thats a pretty surefire way to utterly destroy the mental constitution of a teammate, KG practically broke carmelo anthony's brain in half with honeynutgate

i remember hearing that rodman caught vinnie johnson fucking his wife and it turned him into the rodman we know today*

* circa 1996

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/sources--thunder-to-evaluate-scott-brook-s-future-as-coach-052154505.html

this is my triumph

It's pretty crazy how good mirotic was without shooting well, he might be the best player on the Bulls in 2 years.

i remember hearing that rodman caught vinnie johnson fucking his wife and it turned him into the rodman we know today*

* circa 1996

He was contemplating suicide in Detroit and understandably has never really fully elaborated why.

Letting his freak flag fly was good for us and him and America

o definitely

not to mention north korea

I won't front I loved crazy 90s Dennis Rodman

"OKC eliminated" and "Westbrook scoring champ" as back to back notifications within five minutes from the NBA app was p incredible

I'm weirdly already a little sad that we prob won't have Scott brooks to kick around next year, we might have to pile on Monty w if he survives

Brooks and his amazing intelligent eyewear will land a job elsewhere, but OKC will still have a wretched front office.

I won't front I loved crazy 90s Dennis Rodman
--juice college (agent hibachi)

we all did man we all did

Not me! #youngrepublican

wait was he a republican or are you or were you at that time

I stopped being a Spurs fan when they traded Rodman and will not return until the flopping Frenchman is gone

I was (though not really)!

o man speaking of hey man remember the 90s - http://grantland.com/1990s-orlando-magic-oral-history/

I stopped being a Spurs fan when they traded Rodman and will not return until the flopping Frenchman is gone
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, April 16, 2015 7:36 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no rush

you have debased yourself, m bise. Debased yourself with Bruce Bowen, the flopping Francoadulterer. I remain pure.

you wager literal thousands of dollars on professional sporting events

nah, 100 a day

hopefully some day tho, go with 10% of the bankroll for now

is this years cavs team weaker than last years heat?