Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

pop in March every year is like that part in jurassic park where the guy says that the raptors are testing the fences

harden's island thing is so appallingly lame, it actually upsets me

https://vine.co/v/Ol9glQLLIEI

The lakers have less than 60 points with only like 4 minutes left in the game

https://vine.co/v/OlEMl7HIIhl

This is like watching a mantis shrimp pounce on its prey

The Lakers are getting ballhawked by Glen Davis.

Ed Davis looks like he just watched Old Yeller on quaaludes

the race for the 8th spot is heating up!

http://i.imgur.com/hpGgcwO.png

Is it mathematically possible for the east to have three playoff teams below .500?

seems like it lol

xp the way the bucks are going, it's all but guaranteed.

http://i.imgur.com/jPAFWQg.jpg

hanging out w ur boyfriends clay

most of them aren't even there i think?

i haven't checked in but i think portland has like 5 guys out of this game

ya dame is here tho

he is very handsome say hello for me

i knew re the resting but bought these last min 4 cheap

your dollars:meyers leonard ratio is going to look v good at year's end

lol

oh and of course also the rare lopez on lopez action v sexy

ummmm listen blazers I know you might be mad at the celtics bc evan turner beat you on an implausible buzzer beater but can you like not let brooklyn win a game

you can blame this one on that east coast snowstorm awhile back

Clay
Posted: April 6, 2015 at 7:50:31 PM
oh and of course also the rare lopez on lopez action v sexy

have been hollerin abt this tbh

not sure what the blazers tanking strat is here no one wants the spurs but also no one knows where theyll end up

blazers are m/l guaranteed the 4 seed bc of the division championship so they can't really tank into position

I saw a Lopez v Lopez matchup last year when robin was a pelican

Or maybe they were the hornets so two years ago? I'm so used to the Pelicans already I can't remember

i knew re the resting but bought these last min 4 cheap

― lag∞n, Monday, April 6, 2015 7:45 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wonder if I shld try this b4 the season is up

Tonight prob the best night for cheap tix tho with the natl title game

they have a shot at the 3rd spot tho xp

spurs might end up 5th idk

even with the clippers leading the season series against portland I'd rather face them than the spurs bc of the bench issue

I'd rather face the clippers bc they're more vulnerable than the spurs, stotts probably a better coach than doc, Portland's lucky fans get to hate on the clips for two weeks

lillard went off in the middle of the third huh

Meyers Leonard career high, congrats lags #witness

Dollars:Meyers Leonard career high ratio through the roof

The Heat are incredibly injured

Meyers Leonard career high, congrats lags #witness

― Clay, Monday, April 6, 2015 9:09 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

#blessed

its funny cause my friend who i went with i was explaining as we were waiting in line how myers was actually a very skilled basketball player who didnt understand basketball and he was skeptical so it was a pretty cool performance from that perspective

hot halftime lopez on lopez competition btw

https://ton.twitter.com/i/ton/data/dm/585234890888781824/585234890913927170/nx5MP6yu.jpg

that is a decent description of meyers actually. he might be one of those guys that improves significantly once he figures how to like turn his body in the direction he wants it to go without having to think about how to do that for a sec

huge games for OKC and the pelis tonight. OKC has the easier schedule by far (barring tonight vs spurs), but the pelis have the possibility that some of their playoff-guaranteed opponents might rest starters.

PHX only 3 games behind but their last five are brutal.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/russell-westbrook-gave-the-car-he-got-for-winning-all-star-mvp-to-a-single-mom-in-need-165433030.html

word to russell

nice

got my playoff tix!

:)

sick

nice nice. i forget what team you're near?

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2015/4/7/8365261/byron-scott-lakers-fox-hole-god-the-lakers-are-so-sad
first off just gaze lovingly at that URL text, then delight in byron throwing his players under the bus, taking zero responsibility for running plays that make derek fisher look like an offensive genius:

"I got a sense of a whole lot of them I wouldn't want to be in a fox hole with," Scott said after Monday's practice. "I think they'd end up shooting me in the back. So I've got a pretty good sense of the guys that I think are going to be around, that we will build around, build together in this process and go through it."

uh, no byron, if a purge ever happened they'd shoot you in the front and sides long before getting to the back because you're stupid and bad

wow what a clueless a-hole

Sources told ESPN that Scott agreed to a four-year, $17 million contract with the Lakers

sick move