Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

everybody hates clips

chris paul rn is unreal, 35 & 17 w/ 3 minutes to go

shoulda waited until after tonight's game to make that poll ;)

christ, if the clippers blow this one

ha i had the same thought xp

blazers announcers trying to sell us on the idea that Batum didn't flop there

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/583486308967919616

lol xp

how is this a 2 point game

my favorite memory of the clippers announcers is when Brandon Roy had one of his many knee injuries and Mike Rice thought it was just a turned ankle and the play by play guy almost lost his standard patronizing tone out of annoyed rage

*blazers announcers

pretty huge win for the clips BTBOTR

Batum is weird cuz in general he's pretty cool and chill but every once in a while he'll do a megaflop or a nut punch

http://bkref.com/tiny/n84p7

nobody's had 40+ with 17 assists since 1994 until paul tonight

i started a poll for mvp please your vote means everything to me
who is mvp 2014-15

― Clay, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 10:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boycotting for no cp3 sry

kevin refusing to publicly denounce a guy who has now delivered multiple nut shots in his career basically makes him the rick santorum of ILH

Haha what was Kaman thinking w that push? So many crazy stat lines tonight indeed

Spurs bench scored 69 points tonight nbd

kevin refusing to publicly denounce a guy who has now delivered multiple nut shots in his career basically makes him the rick santorum of ILH

― J0rdan S., Thursday, April 2, 2015 1:05 AM (7 hours ago)

if it was indeed intentional then that's not cool but it's pretty tough to tell. obviously you figure kaman thought it was

BTW what the fuck is this new ESPN website design, whyyyy

i think i like it so far on tablet, it's very bloggy.

Spurs bench scored 69 points tonight nbd
--#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie)

#chill, similarly chill is the fact that golden state can win 69 if they don't lose again this season, which is entirely possible

did not see most of mavs/OKC, this is amazing
https://youtu.be/mTuTrRNyd_k

er, i mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTuTrRNyd_k

sweet move

niice

thats the rondo we know and love

Classic rajon

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12600658/cleveland-cavaliers-coach-david-blatt-says-not-unusual-lebron-james-call-plays

http://i.imgur.com/xXMDqFy.png

lol i love this story

lebron is weird

the whole thing is weird

Was this all generated by that windhorst pod? Because the exchange about bron's Miami vacation was amazing also, roughly simmons says have we ever figured out what happened, long pause, windhorst sighs and says "well he went to Miami and something happened." Simmons says "he just rested?" Windhorst says "I guess" in this super resigned way

Basically he'd probably say juice man he was seeing tha juice man except he's made the deal to be brons Pravda

so weird

"well he went to Miami and something happened."

lolll

ha yeah that was funny, i was actually pretty shocked windhorst said that given how dependent his career is on access to lebron

I mean I would buy that mostly he rested and avoided the pre-trades cavs (read dion) and hung out with Ray and tried to convince him to come back and talked backup plans with Wade but he def came back looking extremely spry

i don't actually believe he juiced i just think it's funny to insinuate

just the idea of him taking a mid season vacation is hilarious

how bron got his groove back

http://keepittrill.com/media/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/juice-world-2-dgb.jpg

well he went to Miami and something happened

obviously this has to be the playoffs thread board description

http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/juiceman.jpg

guys its cool bron just was getting some fiber

Was this all generated by that windhorst pod? Because the exchange about bron's Miami vacation was amazing also, roughly simmons says have we ever figured out what happened, long pause, windhorst sighs and says "well he went to Miami and something happened." Simmons says "he just rested?" Windhorst says "I guess" in this super resigned way

Basically he'd probably say juice man he was seeing tha juice man except he's made the deal to be brons Pravda

Reminder that lebron had windhorst go on tv and say lebron wasn't injured and was just "sending a message" by playing lazy basketball.

I would be more comfortable saying lebron went to miami and got juiced if I knew what the hell was going on with him at the start of the season. Dude was out of breath 2 minutes into games.

Were there tapeworm speculations?

Remember when Jason Giambi got that weird parasite that steroid users get and the media had to be like hmm that's weird

matt if it was revealed that gobert was a juiceman would you be crushed or remain undaunted in your love

think wade might've fucked his knee up for good (at least the foreseeable recent future) on that fall. yeeeeesh.

rachel maddow did a segment on the pdx carpet tonight