Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

http://twitter.com/AdrianChen/status/559803539405684736

this is one of my favorite tweets ever btw

Clay I like you a lot as a person but why did you get a suit made using the PDX carpet as yr fabric

i'm just doing me man try not 2 judge

my friend casey made some carpet/hoops mashups on twitter the other day

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there was some very juicy stuff on simmons' podcast with windhorst about blatt and bron

Windhorst's role in the media is so bizarre and corrupt. He's like one of those boxing websites that is run by a specific promoter.

xp why are some of these carpet ballers wearing baseball caps? i dont remember the mid 90s nba too clearly but im p sure clyde the glide never wore a hat during games

pdx carpet man that was the source for the 'shop has a hat on is all

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thru the looking glass here, how deep does this carpet madness go

man assertive kelly O has a big ol' shiner but playing through it, love the spirit but questionable decision by boston's white gazelle and brother brad

PDX carpet madness? Turn back, you poxy fule!

dear pacers:

i have nothing against y'all or your fans per se

but you've been to two EC finals in two years & everyone knows this is just a down year, you'll be back

so for this this spring can you just like....not

sincerely, liam

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sup

yooo! awesome man

Very nice xp

Who is that sprightly antelope

yoooo, word cad, enjoy

pleasantly surprised by how well crowder has turned out on the Cs

Windhorst's role in the media is so bizarre and corrupt. He's like one of those boxing websites that is run by a specific promoter.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 6:03 PM (3 hours ago)

i agree 100% btw

i guess no one was awake to watch the end of that game last night, but seriously ho does doc get away with having deandre jordan inbound the ball on that last possession? no one calls him on that?

Yah that was weird usually Barnes passes on those

there's no need to deandre to be on the floor when they're down 4 with :12 left

Yeah bad choice. That bench hurt them so bad last night tho. Jamal will help but not sure that's enough? Hawes has been so bad but it seemed like he would be a good fit when they signed him.

RUSS

harden has 51 btw

i started a poll for mvp please your vote means everything to me
who is mvp 2014-15

okc just ran the exact same play on four consecutive possessions playing a 1 pt game against Dallas with 2 mins to go.

the struggle is real

cousins is putting up a pretty historic stat line tonight

wow, the kings just ran one of the dumbest plays i've ever seen

down 4, inbounding the ball with 10 seconds left. cousins catches that ball at the top of the key, fakes a couple handoffs, waits for the clock to run down to 5 (remember they're *DOWN 4*), takes it to the rack, bricks a layup, buzzer

there are big stat lines all over the league tonight, it's crazy

chandler parsons clutch as hell tell ur friends

steven Adams left the game looked like he might have been hurt

maaaaan RWB should not have to shoot 4 consecutive 3s and brick em all, ban scott brooks

on account of brooks not running an actual offense

brooks has at least one play i know this bc he kept running it

maaan russ's points were on 9 free throws and 10/32 shooting, those are like 2013-14 kyrie numbers

main takeaway from the c's/pacers was how bad hibbert is now, tyler zeller just destroyed him for much of the first half.

also the celtics shoot way too many midrange 2s when turner and bradley play together, smart is going to need some time to actually have an offensive game, and i. thomas didn't come back right from that bruised back. olynyk and crowder played v. well together.

the absolute glee LMA displays when matched up with blake griffin is so great

xp hibbert has been very sad since paul george met his wife :/

and very bad as a result

cp3 & nic batum having an interesting shootout

lol kaman just shoved chris paul to the floor for no discernable reason and a scrum broke out and big baby flopped *during the scrum*

everybody hates clips

chris paul rn is unreal, 35 & 17 w/ 3 minutes to go

shoulda waited until after tonight's game to make that poll ;)

christ, if the clippers blow this one

ha i had the same thought xp

blazers announcers trying to sell us on the idea that Batum didn't flop there

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/583486308967919616

lol xp

how is this a 2 point game

my favorite memory of the clippers announcers is when Brandon Roy had one of his many knee injuries and Mike Rice thought it was just a turned ankle and the play by play guy almost lost his standard patronizing tone out of annoyed rage