Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

dubs clips 2nite perfectly timed for ilx controversy

dray out

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12588495/no-3-russell-westbrook

More objective evidence that the Objective Juiceman is objectively juicing

Dunks By The Numbers

21.6 mph: Westbrook's top speed when driving to the basket. At this rate, he dribbles only once every 16.2 feet.

27.16: Maximum acceleration, in feet per second squared, during Westbrook's coast-to-coast play. Sprinter Usain Bolt's acceleration is 31 feet per second squared.

3.36 seconds: Time it takes Westbrook to travel from baseline to baseline. That's more than half a second faster than the time it takes a typical NBA player to cover the same distance.

11.5 feet: Height of the ball at the top of his vertical-more than 5 feet above Westbrook's height of 6-foot-3.

9 feet: Horizontal distance Westbrook flew after taking off on the dunk. His air time during that flight: more than half a second.

18.1 feet: Projected length of that jump if he didn't need to put the ball through the rim. It's the average length of a pickup truck.

900 degrees per second: Approximate rotational velocity of Westbrook's forearms during the overhead two-handed jam. Combine his flight speed and the angular speed of his forearms, and the math says his hands were moving at more than 40 mph.

297: Number of Westbrook's career dunks (through March 24), or 0.85 every 48 minutes.* The average 6-foot-3 player dunks 0.03 times every 48 minutes.

6: Factor by which he dunks more often than a player his height should.* His dunk rate suggests that he plays more like someone who's 6-9.

Hey, Mr. Juicyjuice Man, play a song for me
In the jingle jangle morning, I'll come dunkin' on you

dray out

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 12:17 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is sad, all that buildup with the "cool story glenn" thing. they better meet in the playoffs.

Girlfriend was unimpressed by that Zach Lowe essay.

-* Kevin Love sucks.

• I’m a Celtics fan. I’d rather cheer for a team that wins half their games over fives years than a team that wins every game for two years after losing all of them for five.

honestly i love chili's

I used to like it but the new burgers are so small. Getting rid of the awesome blossom is a war crime, too.

It was better than Applebee's, Applebee's has really fallen apart.

etaeoe, i'm jealous that you exchange NBA-related emails with your girlfriend

@SBondyNYDN
Lionel Hollins says he doesn't believe in resting players: "I don’t think managing your minutes lengthens your career by one minute."

oh lionelpaws

ugh isiah subbing in on inside the NBA :/

kawhi_literally_taking_the_ball_from_wades_raised_hands.gif

Hah kawhi just yanked the ball away from Wade and Wade barely moved to try to do anything about it

Lol xp

@SBondyNYDN
Lionel Hollins says he doesn't believe in resting players: "I don’t think managing your minutes lengthens your career by one minute."

― polyphonic, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 7:38 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is probably true if you're talking about your coaching career

Hah kawhi just yanked the ball away from Wade and Wade barely moved to try to do anything about it
--juice college (agent hibachi)

it was so beautiful and hilarious, just like, "dwyane...dwyane. what do you really think you can do with that ball. let me have that. here...okay. don't be sad. gabrielle's at home."

pistons are up by 15 on the hawks despite being out rebounded

danny green and kawhi are ruining d-wade's fucking life

it's beautiful

Love the foul. Fuel the rivalry

Lmao flagrant review in the first 142 seconds

When it existed, the similar style Awesome Blossom at Chili's was ranked "Worst Appetizer in America" by Men's Health magazine in 2008 for the unusually high totals of calories and fat, with 2,710 calories, 203 grams (1,827 calories) of fat, 194 grams of carbohydrates, and 6,360 milligrams of sodium, with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon.

Remember those first three years when Bogut wasn't injured that much but also wasn't very good?

_When it existed, the similar style Awesome Blossom at Chili's was ranked "Worst Appetizer in America" by Men's Health magazine in 2008 for the unusually high totals of calories and fat, with 2,710 calories, 203 grams (1,827 calories) of fat, 194 grams of carbohydrates, and 6,360 milligrams of sodium, with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon._

RIP

with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon._

!!!

need draymondo

that thing... is disgusting

from dray to lee has got to be one of the larger defensive downgrades in the league

Haha yah

Think outback has a similar appetizer called the bloomin onion which is equally as death inducing

http://www.stevekuntz.com/officeparty/office1.jpg

ilh poster matt armstrong relaxes at home

Clips gonna blow the dubs out cos its their turn to do that

somehow all the soda is the grossest part of that to me xp

yea their shooting is on vacation tonight

xxp dying of irl lols

the count chocula and yogurt juxtaposition makes me think abt replacing cereal milk w/ yougurt and that i think is where i get grossed out

Ok what's the story behind that photo

idk i was gis'ing for awesome blossom pix

http://www.stevekuntz.com/officeparty/

Office Foods Me with all the food. We have G-r-r-r-a-p-e soda, an Awesome Blossom from Chili's (with extra awesome), Coke, String Cheese, Mixed Berries Yogurt, Count Chocula, Peach Iced Tea, and yes, that bag on the bottom contains mung beans. I don't know where my brother found those, but they smell like death!

Davis/Turkoglu/Rivers is such a depressing rotation

Office Party 2006

to clarify it is an NBC's The Office themed party and not a party for people who work together in an office.

Steph curry looking pretty muscular?

"Bogut gives them a presence up front that the organization has never had"

Nate Thurmond being put on blast by Kevin Calabro wtf

Omg RIP chris paul

a villain earns a villain's death

replacing cereal milk w/ yougurt and that i think is where i get grossed out

― Clay, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 11:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a great thing to do! (depending on the cereal {prob not count chocula})

breaking espn has a new responsive web site

klay time

what happened to CP3