Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

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that's a good jvg opinion tho

jvg and i think alike abt these things, hes also adopted by idea for only ever shooting one FT each trip to the line

JVG jokingly proposed introducing a 21-point shot. He eventually talked himself into supporting higher-point shots.

I agree with the straight rankings idea as well

nate robinson half court shots should be worth 21 points at least

everytime they cut to Quinn Snyder I wonder if the guy is composing some kind of cocaine murder opera

― Clay, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 10:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy's look is so weird, i wish someone would just ask him about it

he def looks like a cop whos gone dirty to feed his drug habit

just like in the movies

bad lieutenant: non-port of mormonism salt lake city

hes also adopted by idea for only ever shooting one FT each trip to the line

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

how does this work

http://worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2005/02/01/MUSnyder_t640.jpg?a6ea3ebd4438a44b86d2e9c39ecf7613005fe067

well i know whose playing him in the movie they make after he murders the entire jazz roster in cold blood

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/Michael_Shannon_cropped_2009.jpg/220px-Michael_Shannon_cropped_2009.jpg

speaking of troy murphy http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/26/sports/basketball/whats-that-former-nba-player-doing-at-columbia-studying.html

hes also adopted by idea for only ever shooting one FT each trip to the line

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

how does this work

― J0rdan S., Thursday, March 26, 2015 12:22 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if its an and one the one ft is worth 1 if its a two point shooting foul its worth 2 if u get fouled behind the line its worth three

and we will never be subjected to players robotically low fiving their entire team after a missed shot ever again

that's interesting

i would be cool with that rule if it switched back to the current way under 2 mins or something

jvg full of opinions last night incl the okc-1D comparison where kd=zayn. They will survive apparently.

lol did he mean theyll survive after KD leaves post 2015-16 or in these playoffs? cuz if it's the latter I think JVG might've been on the pills again

they will survive, they will continue to be an nba basketball team

he was talking about this season i think. He went from saying any announcer who describes a game as a "2 possession game" or "3 possession game" should be shot to then deciding that what he really wanted to talk about was 1D then related how he'd been counseling 3 teenage girls and assuring them that 1D would continue and then compared the situation to OKC and said that things would be okay, then danny green drained a 3.

lol

yeah JVG was def on the pills again

man, the things that happen when OKC gets pantsed on national TV

He's too old to play him in the movie after he poisons the other 29 head coaches in his garage but I actually think quin Snyder looks more like Ray liotta

def liotta vibes at the very least

and we will never be subjected to players robotically low fiving their entire team after a missed shot ever again

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 26, 2015 12:30 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Man this drives me nuts free throws should be one after the other no dicking around hard five count until your second shot, you violate it u lose

Basically fuck Dwight and his eleven second dribble routine which is a violation literally every single time

If you break that five seconds the opposing guards should be handed the ball live right there no checking it out of bounds just effing go

This Zazasova thing is blowing my mind

The bucks are ersan ilyasova, zaza pachulia, and some young players who complement them

and a few older vets. khris middleton isn't "young" the way giannis and MCW and Jabari are and he is good

man you and your bizarro euroballers

I do like both of those dudes tho I am a well documented bucks underdog supporter

Middleton is 23

Seriously tho there is a very weird zazasova thing going on right now. A lot of plays are run specifically for them.

The ersan thing I kinda get because he's been productive before but zaza pachulia: triple double threat?

I guess I think of 23 as not "young" given that giannis and jabari are both 20 but MCW is also 23 which I didn't know, thought he was younger, my thesis is squashed

but yeah I feel like kidd is trying whatever works in terms of who he prioritizes in plays, their shit was not working post ASB & maybe this will work on terms of getting them back above .500 and then some

*in terms

Ersan with 12 consecutive FGM including 5 threes

uggghhhh please lose pacers

interesting to see george hill closing games with cj watson. almost like hes a natural sg

there's def an alternate universe out there where ersan is a multiple-time all star

New career high for Turk Nowitzki

Ersan with 12 consecutive FGM including 5 threes

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 26, 2015 10:08 PM (59 minutes ago)

remember that contract year a few years back?

Yeah he's an odd duck

def seems like a bit of a headcase

as an honorary turk im rooting for him

kd having another foot surgery, no basketball activity for 4-6 months.

starting to get some ouiji board feelings about this dude, not happy abt that

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"Bone graft surgery" man that sounds gross as f

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