Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

gobert is so huge that Dante Exum was nearly concussed from running into him off a pick

god watching westbrook brick 3s is just gorrrrgeous

Jazz playing the entirety of the jeffersons theme song during a timeout and the crowd audibly gleefully singing along which is weird because

it's Salt Lake City

spurs are killing the westbrooks now

xp and also they dont have al jefferson or richard jefferson on their team, its weird, SLC is weird

spurs scored 71 in the first half but they shit the bed yesterday, idk abt this team i think theyre just a great home team and a lousy road team???

everytime they cut to Quinn Snyder I wonder if the guy is composing some kind of cocaine murder opera

http://streamable.com/in9l

quiz who is on the heat I have no idea
--J0rdan S.

a fairly common issue among fans of the franchise

duncan hittin corner 3s in this motherfucker

(you specifically are not fair weather j0rdan afaict but you know what I mean)

checking in on SA holy fuck, rip to juiceman and the juicemanettes

spurs up 30 on the westies

at least MMG is getting some minutes and OKC fans can bask in the glory of his weird running hands

actually im kind of a FA

(you specifically are not fair weather j0rdan afaict but you know what I mean)

actually i kind of am a fair weather fan so it's ok

38 point game

JVG rambling and rambling and rambling.

this game had a full quarter of garbage time

xxp eh, oh well, takes all kinds etc.

JVG and whoever he's with (pasch?) rephrasing a debate had by ILH users lagoon and j0rdan a little while ago about playoff seeing

*seeding, christ, drinking typos

who's side was jvg on

SPURS: *pour gasoline all over entire OKC roster*
OKC: hey what is this stuff you're putting on us it's weird
POP: what? did you ask me a question?
SCOTT BROOKS: uh well I guess not of you're acting like that
TIM DUNCAN: *tosses lit match*
OKC: this really hurts
DION: I'm open

xp JVG wants the lagoon plan of straight up record based seeding, pasch raised your objections about rivalries, divisions etc. to little avail bc jeff van was in rant mode

xp to self: *if you're

that's a good jvg opinion tho

jvg and i think alike abt these things, hes also adopted by idea for only ever shooting one FT each trip to the line

JVG jokingly proposed introducing a 21-point shot. He eventually talked himself into supporting higher-point shots.

I agree with the straight rankings idea as well

nate robinson half court shots should be worth 21 points at least

everytime they cut to Quinn Snyder I wonder if the guy is composing some kind of cocaine murder opera

― Clay, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 10:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy's look is so weird, i wish someone would just ask him about it

he def looks like a cop whos gone dirty to feed his drug habit

just like in the movies

bad lieutenant: non-port of mormonism salt lake city

hes also adopted by idea for only ever shooting one FT each trip to the line

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

how does this work

http://worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2005/02/01/MUSnyder_t640.jpg?a6ea3ebd4438a44b86d2e9c39ecf7613005fe067

well i know whose playing him in the movie they make after he murders the entire jazz roster in cold blood

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/Michael_Shannon_cropped_2009.jpg/220px-Michael_Shannon_cropped_2009.jpg

speaking of troy murphy http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/26/sports/basketball/whats-that-former-nba-player-doing-at-columbia-studying.html

hes also adopted by idea for only ever shooting one FT each trip to the line

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 11:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

how does this work

― J0rdan S., Thursday, March 26, 2015 12:22 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if its an and one the one ft is worth 1 if its a two point shooting foul its worth 2 if u get fouled behind the line its worth three

and we will never be subjected to players robotically low fiving their entire team after a missed shot ever again

that's interesting

i would be cool with that rule if it switched back to the current way under 2 mins or something

jvg full of opinions last night incl the okc-1D comparison where kd=zayn. They will survive apparently.

lol did he mean theyll survive after KD leaves post 2015-16 or in these playoffs? cuz if it's the latter I think JVG might've been on the pills again

they will survive, they will continue to be an nba basketball team

he was talking about this season i think. He went from saying any announcer who describes a game as a "2 possession game" or "3 possession game" should be shot to then deciding that what he really wanted to talk about was 1D then related how he'd been counseling 3 teenage girls and assuring them that 1D would continue and then compared the situation to OKC and said that things would be okay, then danny green drained a 3.

lol

yeah JVG was def on the pills again

man, the things that happen when OKC gets pantsed on national TV

He's too old to play him in the movie after he poisons the other 29 head coaches in his garage but I actually think quin Snyder looks more like Ray liotta

def liotta vibes at the very least

and we will never be subjected to players robotically low fiving their entire team after a missed shot ever again

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 26, 2015 12:30 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Man this drives me nuts free throws should be one after the other no dicking around hard five count until your second shot, you violate it u lose

Basically fuck Dwight and his eleven second dribble routine which is a violation literally every single time

If you break that five seconds the opposing guards should be handed the ball live right there no checking it out of bounds just effing go