Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

dame made a difficult finger roll layup, blazers color guy: "yeah! that's an Ice Man, finger -- uhh -- whatever!"

Ahhh, I fondly remember the Ice Man's famous finger lifts

http://i.imgur.com/awBZcCn.gif

Yo AD you're not supposed to catch it this high... fyi

ibaka's having surgery smh http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12494252/serge-ibaka-oklahoma-city-thunder-undergo-procedure-injured-knee

luckily they have depth there now. bet he's back for the playoffs.

better see the juiceman

trim the pubes and get juiced

ibaka has experience getting juiceman doctor's appointments amid the playoffs and coming back despite projections of being done till next season (last WC finals!), he'll be fine

serge knows a guy who knows a guy as I understand it

this guy! the man behind OKC' juicemen!
http://giant.gfycat.com/TallPastJohndory.gif

"dr. donnie strack" is an excellent fake name

gazing longingly at his lost innocence

Mark Deeks ‏@MarkDeeksNBA 1m1 minute ago
Pau Gasol got better at age 35. @YoungNBA looks at how that's even possible. http://bit.ly/1EkG3oB

pau is the juiceman

I am about pau's age and have recently started working out for m/l the first time in my adult life, but I've been progressing at a pretty crazy clip and am starting to understand how the juicemen may have the right idea.

gasol leaving the trve juiceman kobe may have given him juiceman like effects.

pau means dick - obv's juice

the Wizards pa announcer seems like a real goofball.

tho I suppose "professional pa announcer" is probably a job that attracts goofballs

celtics r good team now :)

it's nice to be able to say/think that without having to add a dozen qualifiers and "but this still sucks" caveats and "but really next year tho"s

lol wait birdman shoots the three now

wow this cleve miami game is bad

jazz currently up on the hornets 81-39

lol the celtics are the 7th seed rn

it makes perfect sense considering they are a good basketball team

i must admit i admire the ilhers of boston for their unflagging support and faith

lolll the celtics haven't had a single national game all season (NBA TV notwithstanding) but magic get one against the mavs on ESPN Wednesday, before hawks-dubs? smh

looked like russ just fouled out putting parsons on his ass as retaliation for something the refs did.

jazz/hornets now 94-60, charlotte shooting a crisp 28%

ooof

some very dedicated jeremy lin fans snuck into oracle arena, it seems

dang, russ ran out of juice I guess

Pau is having an amazing season but he's also become a totally awful defender

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_NBA 24s25 seconds ago
Dream: On a plane piloted by Whitford. Radar showed a bird flying toward engine. Gobert also on plane, stuck hand out window, rejected bird.

NBA gametime app really does not need to alert me when greg monroe misses a game, why is this so bad now

notifications off forever

https://instagram.com/p/0VXGyxK-he/

does that constitute a blol or is it too what-the-fucking-fuck for that

i dunno but she is very aggressive with the tags there

wtf thats some weird shit

tryna stay in that will

My friend was at the clips/rockets game and sat close to the clips bench

He said that Hedo would just sit at the end of the bench and eat popcorn, taken from the fans sitting around him

like, from fans' individual popcorn buckets or off the floor/chairs??

thats pretty desperate hedo they can give you snacks later you know

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He said that Hedo would just sit at the end of the bench and eat popcorn, taken from the fans sitting around him

― 龜, Tuesday, March 17, 2015 2:29 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

Fans' popcorn buckets xxp

I'm imagining like, kids at a zoo feeding peanuts to elephants

"ok kids, plz observe the wild hedo. he was in the NBA finals once. then...i dunno, some juiceman shit involving weak androgens, it got weird. now he is tired, and angry. hand him some popcorn."

NBA gametime app really does not need to alert me when greg monroe misses a game, why is this so bad now

― k3vin k., Tuesday, March 17, 2015 12:13 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

almost, but not quite, as bad as finding out flip goddamned saunders has to miss a game against the raps "for personal reasons!"

simmons getting on my wavelength in part 7 trade value column

UPDATE: Latest odds for Kevin Love’s new home address this fall: Back Bay (-120), Brookline (+200), Beacon Hill (+350), Wellesley (+500), Weston (+500), South End (+700), Charlestown (+2000), Scituate/Hingham/Duxbury (+4000), Revere (+2000000).

David Aldridge ‏@daldridgetnt 5s6 seconds ago
OKC officially announces Serge Ibaka will be out 4-6 weeks following arthroscopic surgery on R knee.

-_-