Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

how has jordan hamilton never been able to stick with one team

i bet giannis would still go number 1

I'm pretty sure that's the top two tho

was about to say blake looks kinda sleepy on D but then that block was pretty all right

(only just turned this game on)

didn't even realize blake was back, curious how the clips adjust to that

9-8-8 in 33 minutes and already back to bitching at refs again

man blake got dunked on and has been acting like a huge baby for the last 5 mins

clips did more or less fine without him

^ why i'm curious how they handle it

like who even thought about how blake was gone over teh past month and a half or whatever

Lowe said something interesting about how his absence made things easier for deandre bc they did not always share the space well (in lowe's opinion), i would have to check but I'd guess that the lack of Blake's scoring mostly cut into their point differential more than anything else

aaahahahaha ariza

god help me I'm agreeing with clipper player frustration

wow ariza

AD close to a quad-dub??!!! https://twitter.com/nba/status/577258592690126848

he prob won't get 2 more blocks and 3 more dimes but 26-11 whoaaaaaa

aaaargh nuggets you're not going anywhere LET AD COOK AND WIN GODDAMN YOU

wow wtf faried

dame made a difficult finger roll layup, blazers color guy: "yeah! that's an Ice Man, finger -- uhh -- whatever!"

Ahhh, I fondly remember the Ice Man's famous finger lifts

http://i.imgur.com/awBZcCn.gif

Yo AD you're not supposed to catch it this high... fyi

ibaka's having surgery smh http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12494252/serge-ibaka-oklahoma-city-thunder-undergo-procedure-injured-knee

luckily they have depth there now. bet he's back for the playoffs.

better see the juiceman

trim the pubes and get juiced

ibaka has experience getting juiceman doctor's appointments amid the playoffs and coming back despite projections of being done till next season (last WC finals!), he'll be fine

serge knows a guy who knows a guy as I understand it

this guy! the man behind OKC' juicemen!
http://giant.gfycat.com/TallPastJohndory.gif

"dr. donnie strack" is an excellent fake name

gazing longingly at his lost innocence

Mark Deeks ‏@MarkDeeksNBA 1m1 minute ago
Pau Gasol got better at age 35. @YoungNBA looks at how that's even possible. http://bit.ly/1EkG3oB

pau is the juiceman

I am about pau's age and have recently started working out for m/l the first time in my adult life, but I've been progressing at a pretty crazy clip and am starting to understand how the juicemen may have the right idea.

gasol leaving the trve juiceman kobe may have given him juiceman like effects.

pau means dick - obv's juice

the Wizards pa announcer seems like a real goofball.

tho I suppose "professional pa announcer" is probably a job that attracts goofballs

celtics r good team now :)

it's nice to be able to say/think that without having to add a dozen qualifiers and "but this still sucks" caveats and "but really next year tho"s

lol wait birdman shoots the three now

wow this cleve miami game is bad

jazz currently up on the hornets 81-39

lol the celtics are the 7th seed rn

it makes perfect sense considering they are a good basketball team

i must admit i admire the ilhers of boston for their unflagging support and faith

lolll the celtics haven't had a single national game all season (NBA TV notwithstanding) but magic get one against the mavs on ESPN Wednesday, before hawks-dubs? smh

looked like russ just fouled out putting parsons on his ass as retaliation for something the refs did.

jazz/hornets now 94-60, charlotte shooting a crisp 28%

ooof

some very dedicated jeremy lin fans snuck into oracle arena, it seems

dang, russ ran out of juice I guess

Pau is having an amazing season but he's also become a totally awful defender