Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

just looked at OKC's starters from last night - this fucking team literally started dion waiters at the 3 so it could keep roberson at the 2; the former goes 3/12 shooting and the latter has 2 points in 18 minutes

...and they win anyway! bc 1. RWB da juiceman and 2. timberwolves. what a time to be alive!

i believe it was the philly game in which the hawks rested xp

yeah hawks rested against sixers (b2b, night after the cavs), they played against the nuggets.

kerr was saying that he picked the denver game as the rest game partly because of the altitude.

Do NBA players shave their pubes? Who was the first to start doing it? May have asked this before.

what makes you think NBA players would be any different than regular people

found that russ photo kind of gross on a personal aesthetic level but good for him if he dgaf

I feel there is a certain metrosexuality element to pube shaving which may have stalled widespread adoption

lol did i miss something that sparked this conversation?

Not at all

I feel like Dan Majerle might have been the first

lol did i miss something that sparked this conversation?

― call all destroyer, Saturday, March 14, 2015 4:46 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think one of the juiceman photos posted upthread showed a shirtless russ with some pretty prominent pubes

nba players def shave their armpits at a rate like 10 times the rest of the male population

That was just a treasure trail xp

celtics won four straight, which I don't think has happened once all season

8th seed has to happen now right

tbh though they're enjoyable to watch regardless since the all star break, I'll take what I can get

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/576932367971061760

can't believe the warriors have steph on the contract they have him on

http://vine.co/v/O9lPHVqHJix

Up 111-73 vs the Knicks. And the 4th q hasn't started yet.

That curry contact was about right when he signed it. But yeah him not being paid what he's currently worth is what's allowed this team to have the depth it has.

at the time it felt a tad risky even!!

Ugh I got 13th in that same tournament. Not shved's fault this time.

Jazz NBA ranks (per gm) since All-Star

#1 DefRtg
#1 REB%
#1 PIE
#1 BLK
#1 Opp FGM
#1 Opp 3PT%
#1 Opp DREB
#1 Opp REB
#1 Opp BLKA
#1 Opp PTS

That curry contact was about right when he signed it. But yeah him not being paid what he's currently worth is what's allowed this team to have the depth it has.

― Steph def def (Spottie), Sunday, March 15, 2015 12:20 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

at the time it felt a tad risky even!!

― J0rdan S., Sunday, March 15, 2015 12:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wld just like to point out that i have always been otm abt steph being superstar

"He's great. He's very engaging. He's a normal guy," Bogut said of Kerr's gesture. "We're definitely not used to that in a head coach."

lol

#1 in PIE

Delicious go jazz

I mean you gotta imagine mormons are solid at baking

god what a boring team tho except for the crazy rudy gobert shit

about 4 months too late no doubt but wtf are these godawful thunder unis?

like a group of mental asylum orderlies having a pick up game on their break

Bulls go to guy in crunch appears to be mirotic

mirotic looks legit

2011 draft pick

Would gobert go number 1 in a 2013 redraft

also juiceman evidence for westbrook: no signs of fatigue after clocking 40+ minutes in the middle of march ijs

Westbrook is so unquestionably the juiceman

xxp no, but anthony bennett sure as shit would not be no. 1

austin rivers is remarkably pathetic

i bet giannis would still go number 1

lmao at houston having basically identical records with or w/o d12

lol barnes body slam

how has jordan hamilton never been able to stick with one team

i bet giannis would still go number 1

I'm pretty sure that's the top two tho

was about to say blake looks kinda sleepy on D but then that block was pretty all right

(only just turned this game on)

didn't even realize blake was back, curious how the clips adjust to that

9-8-8 in 33 minutes and already back to bitching at refs again

man blake got dunked on and has been acting like a huge baby for the last 5 mins

clips did more or less fine without him

^ why i'm curious how they handle it

like who even thought about how blake was gone over teh past month and a half or whatever

Lowe said something interesting about how his absence made things easier for deandre bc they did not always share the space well (in lowe's opinion), i would have to check but I'd guess that the lack of Blake's scoring mostly cut into their point differential more than anything else