Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

"what would you say you bring to the..."
"you mind if i eat?"
"...sure."
*pulls out costco bag of funyuns*
"what would you say..."
*smacks lips real loud*
"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

the crazy thing is how far out of the nba whiteside fell, he was playing in lebanon, which is like not in the top 20 basketball leagues in the world, no nba teams come close to scouting it

prolly blackballed in all the cool leagues by morey since whiteside dumped all his funyun dust on him after the interview

marco hit like 30 footer just a bit ago

westbro 4 straight trip dub jesus

whiteside avg'd 13 & 8 w/ 5.5 blocks in college but he played for marshall so i guess all the recruiters hated him too

heat have him next season for the league minimum lol

lol isaiah canaan has 31, 7 & 6, the sixers are so weird

they also just fouled intentionally down three w 30 seconds left on the clock :/

did the thunder just not play any d at all tonight or what the heck even

thunder are just not too good sans durant, unless they play mcgary which they dont do too much

sixers have shot some insane amount for FTs fwiw

also canaan hit a million threes

on paper i think they have the personnel to be a halfway decent defensive team or at least better than a team that gives up 118+ to philly

but i guess their coach is scott brooks

yeah i mean obvs they are better than that just one of those games

westbrook is a pretty poor ft shooter in the clutch based on the three or so close thunder games i've seen this year

an absolute treasure trove of close observation right there

westbrook has done many bad things down the stretch tonight in both regulation and ot, he tends to force it

which is the same issue that plagues him in the playoffs generally

that mask makes him look like an even more unchill dude than i thought possible

he is basically every definition of trying too hard

he is insanely unchill its really something, but you know hes living his truth and i respect that

trade durant, the world deserves a season of this shit

otm

spencer hawes has truly become a gross looking mfer

i estimate there is a 100% chance spencer hawes spends his leisure time browsing 4chan for 'lulz'

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_ThsjUU0AEbQUC.jpg

"what would you say you bring to the..."
"you mind if i eat?"
"...sure."
*pulls out costco bag of funyuns*
"what would you say..."
*smacks lips real loud*
"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
--brosario nawson (m bison)

dying @ this

xps yea no one wants to imagine sir manbun's browsing history

10% of spencer hawes' personal income is earmarked specifically for penny arcade merchandise

and dresden codak patreons

blaze/clips is real good

lol i forgot turkoglu was even in the league

is tream choppy for any one else? been bad for me lately

https://vine.co/v/O0PDOBrtxZW

no foul call on this

which is why they won't be dangerous in the playoffs. doesnt seem to get those calls when it matters

2006 nba finals aside

naturally

jeez lillard's night has been terrible

hes had a weird year.

v up and down since the new year. player of the week last year and just goose eggs tonight

feel like the blazers pretty much always have one of their top 4 guys playing absolutely terrible and one other guy steps up and has an excellent game and it balances out, i.e. batum playing really well tonight

woooow cp3 with that classy savvy vet move

feel like dames game has reached that level were he just needs to refine it now, get a lil bit better and a bunch of things

mark jackson thinks deandre jordan should be first team all-nba center

mark jackson sayin stuff

paul is having himself a game

Report: Grizzlies suspended Tony Allen for practice altercation with Nick Calathes

lol