Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

lol nerlens noel is not good at offense

when mcgary plays the thunder do good, wonder if scotty brooks will ever notice

marc gasol just hit a gorgeous game winner in houston

kawhi just posterized boogie, rip boogs

whiteside is amazing, are there any articles or something about how he almost slipped through the cracks?

apparently he was just massively off putting on a personal level

like teams wld interview him and just be all fuck no

lol ok then

hard to imagine someone cld be that awful considering all the knuckleheads who get multiple chances in the nba

iirc he was too arrogant or some such. must have been on a different level

like how can you be too arrogant to be an nba player

Yah wtf

how can athletic seven footer be too arrogant to be in the nba!

like what was he doing???

yeah i mean unless it was literally like interviewing hannibal lecter how bad could it be

btw sixers came back from way down in the last two mins to tie then noel too the potential game winner and just threw it really hard off the backboard, no idea what he was doing in the game i swear every time he takes a shot thats not a dunk he does something incredibly bad

"hi hassan im daryl morey and this is kevin mchale"
"pfft, i bet youre not even rly good at math and also im a better PF than u mchale you wanna fight?"

"what would you say you bring to the..."
"you mind if i eat?"
"...sure."
*pulls out costco bag of funyuns*
"what would you say..."
*smacks lips real loud*
"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

the crazy thing is how far out of the nba whiteside fell, he was playing in lebanon, which is like not in the top 20 basketball leagues in the world, no nba teams come close to scouting it

prolly blackballed in all the cool leagues by morey since whiteside dumped all his funyun dust on him after the interview

marco hit like 30 footer just a bit ago

westbro 4 straight trip dub jesus

whiteside avg'd 13 & 8 w/ 5.5 blocks in college but he played for marshall so i guess all the recruiters hated him too

heat have him next season for the league minimum lol

lol isaiah canaan has 31, 7 & 6, the sixers are so weird

they also just fouled intentionally down three w 30 seconds left on the clock :/

did the thunder just not play any d at all tonight or what the heck even

thunder are just not too good sans durant, unless they play mcgary which they dont do too much

sixers have shot some insane amount for FTs fwiw

also canaan hit a million threes

on paper i think they have the personnel to be a halfway decent defensive team or at least better than a team that gives up 118+ to philly

but i guess their coach is scott brooks

yeah i mean obvs they are better than that just one of those games

westbrook is a pretty poor ft shooter in the clutch based on the three or so close thunder games i've seen this year

an absolute treasure trove of close observation right there

westbrook has done many bad things down the stretch tonight in both regulation and ot, he tends to force it

which is the same issue that plagues him in the playoffs generally

that mask makes him look like an even more unchill dude than i thought possible

he is basically every definition of trying too hard

he is insanely unchill its really something, but you know hes living his truth and i respect that

trade durant, the world deserves a season of this shit

otm

spencer hawes has truly become a gross looking mfer

i estimate there is a 100% chance spencer hawes spends his leisure time browsing 4chan for 'lulz'

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_ThsjUU0AEbQUC.jpg

"what would you say you bring to the..."
"you mind if i eat?"
"...sure."
*pulls out costco bag of funyuns*
"what would you say..."
*smacks lips real loud*
"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
--brosario nawson (m bison)

dying @ this

xps yea no one wants to imagine sir manbun's browsing history

10% of spencer hawes' personal income is earmarked specifically for penny arcade merchandise

and dresden codak patreons

blaze/clips is real good