Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

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close one in the first sunday matinee game, deandre setting multiple records

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 19:07 (eleven years ago)

Guys injuries are never funny but...goddamn I cannot stop laughing about Russell's face dent

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 March 2015 19:17 (eleven years ago)

And also the sequence of posts above capped by a shot of his...dented face

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 March 2015 19:18 (eleven years ago)

And the plunger advice clay posted as the grace note. Basically ilh runs this

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 March 2015 19:19 (eleven years ago)

I think it's mostly the phrase "face dent" that seems kinda amusing, especially considering the fact that most humans experience facial cuts and lacerations, but russ being the 1st soldier of skynet that he is, it's a dent

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 19:23 (eleven years ago)

obviously get well soon tho robot russ

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 19:24 (eleven years ago)

the gif version is amazing. his eyes....

moullet, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:31 (eleven years ago)

someone should put fire on those ala kobe's reactionn to mike brown coaching

moullet, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:32 (eleven years ago)

the pitbull intro for the abc games makes the ESPN lenny kravitz intro seen like the height of artistry

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:37 (eleven years ago)

pitbull is good

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:38 (eleven years ago)

xp *seem

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:39 (eleven years ago)

gibson and butler now injured, does anybody give credence to theories that 1) thibs practices are too hard/often, 2) the chicago training staff is to some extent responsible (amin elhassen has mentioned this as a possibility several times since the start of this season) or perhaps that 3)thibs espousing the concept of rest has reached a critical point? is the pace of the schedule & travel the culrpit? interested in ur wildest hottest most speculative takes

pursuit of happiness (art), Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:40 (eleven years ago)

also wonder if anybody has done any kind of look at injury rates league-wide to determine if what chicago is experiencing now/this season is outside expected parameters, or if it just seems that way

pursuit of happiness (art), Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:41 (eleven years ago)

thibs def plays his players too many minutes this is a proven fact, extrapolating from that wld not be surprised if the entire org doesnt put enough effort into keeping players healthy

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:42 (eleven years ago)

aside: lebron on the over-the-shoulder transition fast break block is probably my fav overall nba move

pursuit of happiness (art), Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:47 (eleven years ago)

thibodeau's obsessive nature is def a huge factor at this rate and as such it's kinda unsurprising that he has one of the highest career win percentages among active coaches but has not taken a title

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:48 (eleven years ago)

playing love w the second unit as much as possible seems like the ultimate no brainer

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:56 (eleven years ago)

maybe they have been doing this idk

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:57 (eleven years ago)

lol shumpert

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 20:58 (eleven years ago)

wld kinda like to see houston blow cleve out today idk why just in the mood for that

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:03 (eleven years ago)

playing love w the second unit as much as possible seems like the ultimate no brainer

― lag∞n, Sunday, March 1, 2015 3:56 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they barely seem to even get him touches with the first unit, it's weird.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:11 (eleven years ago)

gm-coach-player bron h8s love prob

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:12 (eleven years ago)

that the wiggins trade is already looking dubious is like wow

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:13 (eleven years ago)

wld kinda like to see houston blow cleve out today idk why just in the mood for that
--lag∞n

you like free throws and josh smith I guess, smh man

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:14 (eleven years ago)

u like poop

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:14 (eleven years ago)

stop lying to us NBA commercial, there are no dedicated nets fans

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:22 (eleven years ago)

heads up ilh great opportunity

http://i.imgur.com/UdXZM1e.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:46 (eleven years ago)

poor shump, he is not having an easy time with harden

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:17 (eleven years ago)

eject bron

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:28 (eleven years ago)

harden legit kicked bron in the nuts and bron can't even make his FTs dang

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:28 (eleven years ago)

"dwight howard happy to see someone else miss free throws" lol

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:29 (eleven years ago)

re: melo horse have I ever bragged here abt how at 13 @ basketball camp I beat peak Tim Hardaway at horse in front of the whole camp and he got really pissed about it

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:32 (eleven years ago)

hah what?

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:33 (eleven years ago)

this game is fabulous btw everyone should watch it

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:33 (eleven years ago)

there was a campwide single elimination horse tourney and the winner got to play Tim Hardaway, the camp sponsor. This was like 1993 or 94? I was an excellent shooter as a kid and won the tourney and played Hardaway in front of everyone and beat him bc he was a shitty outside shooter at the time and I knew it. I was also *extremely tiny* for my age and this embarrassed him further, I assume, and when he missed the last shot he grabbed the board and spiked the ball against the gym wall super hard and the crowd went silent and he walked out of the door, it was really weird for everyone.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:38 (eleven years ago)

melo would have destroyed me at horse though, let's be real.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:39 (eleven years ago)

were you like incredibly nervous

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:40 (eleven years ago)

nah after blasting through the tourney basically untouched I was v confident and excited iirc. it was like "oh now I get to outshoot tim hardaway, cool."

the crowd was against me though, so that's like a couple hundred teenage boys yelling heinous stuff at you, which I don't think I'd experienced before or since.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:45 (eleven years ago)

that is p awesome clay

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:48 (eleven years ago)

I cannot shoot for shit now btw, it was a passing phase. I was a teen korver and now I am a mere thirtyish perk.

Clay, Sunday, 1 March 2015 22:50 (eleven years ago)

jeez bron is 3-8 on FTs that's borderline rondoesque

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:05 (eleven years ago)

clay that is a dope story

FEAR THE BEARD

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:06 (eleven years ago)

for someone who can't really shoot well this dellavedova kid ain't half bad, today at least

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:08 (eleven years ago)

I have not forgotten his dramatic crumpling a couple games back tho

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:09 (eleven years ago)

bron is so bad at clock management idgi

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:09 (eleven years ago)

dellevedova is half bad, in fact he's full bad, no idea how he gets the minutes he does

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:10 (eleven years ago)

great play lebron

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:11 (eleven years ago)

this is some ugly basketball now

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:19 (eleven years ago)

lolllll

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:28 (eleven years ago)

lmao tuff ft night 4 bron

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 March 2015 23:28 (eleven years ago)


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