bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

lol @ "a source"

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HA!

:D

i can't believe i got subtweeted so quickly

hot damn

in the midst of a grantland shootaround post around cavs drama (lol) that touches briefly on boogie's "god's plan" speech, this choice nugget from bill simmons:

I can’t tell you how focused I am on the possibility of a Boogie/Boston trade. Like, you have no idea.

and then later:

Boogie for Jared Sullinger, Kelly Olynyk, Marcus Thornton’s expiring, our unprotected 2015 no. 1 pick, the unprotected 2015 Clippers pick AND Dallas’s future no. 1 pick. THIS IS GOD’S PLAN!!!! Wait, what are you guys talking about?

as great as that would be for the Cs, this has to be a new high water mark for simmons absurdity, right? even as crazy as vivek is and as incompetent as his front office is?

hes making a joke

...is he tho?

yes

BS report player interviews from all star weekend - lowry, boogie, splash bros, john wall, bosh, korver & horford and elfrid payton & victor oladipo - have been really enjoyable

Boogie sounded mad bummed out

anyone think hell still be playing for sacto in two years

man i really hope not. i am looking v much forward to see him contend

Just watched the Lowry interview, he was great.

I predict boogie will seek a sign and trade.

yeah the lowry interview was awesome, boogie sounds v sad

Lol when he tweeted the SNL column, all the @'s back were WHERE THR FUCK IS TRADE VALE PT 2. ASSHOLE

lmao

they did the trade value column as an episode of the grantland basketball hour but apparently i am the only one who watches that

I listened to it in podcast form - not bad when divorced from commercial breaks and having to actually see the really weird/corny animations

clay im worried about yr level of engagement with bill simmons content

he is a v big part of my life it's true

simmons is a force for good in the world just embrace it

his/lowe's podcasts are essential if you have long commutes

i dont pod

u just download them its ppl talking think about it as a verbal column

i just dont like listening to ppl talk

People talk too much.

specifically: bill simmons

its so slow and u cant just like skip around if u get bored

i listen to ilx in podcast form btw

i dont get it. yall have music in your city? i recommend it for driving it is a very good audio companion to driving. a lot of cars have radios installed for free and they can access some pretty good music stations. now with smartphones somepeople plug their smartphones into their cars that makes music come out too.

pods r so hot right now, everyone out there podding

i download podcasts to my smartphone and plug that into my car!

ok i guess i understand but does your phone also play music?

music is kind of like podcasting except the talking is organized according to time and melodies and also there are tracks that you can skip if you dont like that melodic talking as much.

i listen to music podcasts sometimes

do they talk about music or sing about podcasts?

the thing about podcasts is they're very now if i wanna hear zach lowe and jeff van gundy talk about basketball it's gonna be irrelevant a week later

those music stations on the radio have songs about having sex sometimes, thats pretty thrilling if youve never heard.

do the songs make sex noises or?

man look SOMETIMES im not even fucking kidding there are some

do they talk about music or sing about podcasts?

― brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, February 16, 2015 11:03 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that wld be like dancing about streaming video

m bison otm

sometimes i dance with music that is from a streaming video

some pot-vs-kettle here, but yeah

http://deadspin.com/bill-simmons-is-a-name-dropping-waste-1691345977

lmao sneak peak of the third part of a three part series

lol how can you try to read that and not swiftly come to the conclusion that however bad simmons is drew magary is much much worse.

they r just both bad in their own ways god bless

I strongly dislike magary but that column is basically what he's good for

simmons is a force for good in this world and if you disagree you're kidding yourself. that dude is pathetic