Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

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whhhuuuuuuu

Spottie, Sunday, 1 February 2015 06:35 (eleven years ago)

"Boris walks into the gym one day wearing flip-flops and holding his customary cappuccino, which was a staple for him every morning," Griffin recalled. "It was during pre-draft workouts, so he sees the Vertec and asks what it is.

"We tell him it measures your vertical leap by determining how many of the bars you can touch. He asks what's the highest anyone has ever gone, and we tell him Amare' cleared the entire rack.

"Boris puts down the cappuccino, takes off his flip-flops and clears the entire rack on the first try. Then he calmly puts his flip-flops back on, picks up his cappuccino and walks away, saying, 'That was not difficult."

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 1 February 2015 06:42 (eleven years ago)

boris is awesome

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 1 February 2015 06:46 (eleven years ago)

haha thats amazing. was watching some 2005 suns on nbatv the other day and he was so svelte.

Spottie, Sunday, 1 February 2015 06:53 (eleven years ago)

Next spurs jersey I get is either kawhi or boris tbh

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 1 February 2015 13:40 (eleven years ago)

@ESPNStatsInfo: Spurs lost by 20 last night, only 2nd time in 364 home games with Duncan, Parker & Ginobili all playing that they lost by 20 or more. #Elias

one of the two worst loses in a d-p-j year

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 February 2015 14:54 (eleven years ago)

thought you guys would all be pumped abt the big game

that's right knicks vs lakers this afternoon

Clay, Sunday, 1 February 2015 22:44 (eleven years ago)

i almost watched as a goof

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 February 2015 22:53 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/OtQKdr9QVTl

, Sunday, 1 February 2015 22:54 (eleven years ago)

lol sigh

Nhex, Sunday, 1 February 2015 23:05 (eleven years ago)

good move jlin

micah, Monday, 2 February 2015 01:52 (eleven years ago)

r jefferson murdered rondo who is out indefinitely with a fractured face
https://vine.co/v/OtDO5TYvm3w

Spottie, Monday, 2 February 2015 17:48 (eleven years ago)

i hate richard jefferson so much

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 February 2015 17:59 (eleven years ago)

oh man that is brutal

lag∞n, Monday, 2 February 2015 19:07 (eleven years ago)

rondooooo :(

brimstead, Monday, 2 February 2015 19:38 (eleven years ago)

Just 5 more days spottie. Hoping demarre's back by then bc 40 min a night of bazemore might not cut it against ur dudes

Heez, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:58 (eleven years ago)

should be a good one!

dont rush achilles injuries ime. but yeah hope he plays

Spottie, Monday, 2 February 2015 21:07 (eleven years ago)

bezed god might have that extra spark players get when they play their old teams tho

Spottie, Monday, 2 February 2015 21:07 (eleven years ago)

speaking of the bazed god. apparently his perfect & timeless reaction burned a hole in blake's psyche hahaa

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/why-aint-he-dunkin/

Spottie, Monday, 2 February 2015 21:21 (eleven years ago)

Lol. Carroll's questionable for tonight so hopefully back for Friday

Heez, Monday, 2 February 2015 21:33 (eleven years ago)

Zach Randolph currently has his best FG% and TS% since 2003

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 2 February 2015 21:48 (eleven years ago)

Wtf Richard Jefferson why u do that to rondo

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Monday, 2 February 2015 22:11 (eleven years ago)

speaking of the bazed god. apparently his perfect & timeless reaction burned a hole in blake's psyche hahaa

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/why-aint-he-dunkin/
--Spottie

lollll bazemore's got some moves, daaaamn

slothroprhymes, Monday, 2 February 2015 23:37 (eleven years ago)

Yah blazemore won the 2011-2012 season with his bench reactions.

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 00:20 (eleven years ago)

atlanta down 13 with only a few minutes left in the 3rd

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 02:42 (eleven years ago)

browing in process

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 02:43 (eleven years ago)

atlanta are behind because millsap is shorter than a. davidson #analysis

micah, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 02:52 (eleven years ago)

westbrrok trip dub and the 4th q just started

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 02:53 (eleven years ago)

RIP hawks, tough schedule ahead too

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:01 (eleven years ago)

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 2m2 minutes ago
Tyreke Evans now has 9 career games with 12 or more assists. 4 of them have come in his last 5 games.

maybe tyreke is a point guard after all

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:01 (eleven years ago)

haha nets upset clips

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:06 (eleven years ago)

tyreke has put up some surprisingly solid numbers for stretches this season

Clay, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:10 (eleven years ago)

nice 22 & 20 for deandre in a loss i guess

Clay, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:12 (eleven years ago)

NOLA getting that 8th seed no longer seems like the total impossibility it once did, only 3 behind PHX

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:46 (eleven years ago)

holding that spot is a more dubious proposition tho

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:46 (eleven years ago)

and like, don't we all believe the thunder will eventually get good again?

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:54 (eleven years ago)

they need to get good again very soon

micah, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 03:57 (eleven years ago)

I mean they won tonight but it was 1. vs the magic and 2. pretty close. they have to win 24 more to be near playoff contention, 26 more (50 total) for a better chance, 30 more for a guarantee.

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 04:04 (eleven years ago)

I can see them winning 20 more but I think all the preexisting damage means they fall just short of the cutoff point in this season's west

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 04:07 (eleven years ago)

jeff green asserted

micah, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 04:32 (eleven years ago)

RIP hawks, tough schedule ahead too

― Spottie, Monday, February 2, 2015 10:01 PM (1 hour ago)

do not fret. they'll beat the wiz

Heez, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 04:37 (eleven years ago)

jeff green v assertive. 5 really tough (basically) buzzer beater losses now.

Spottie, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 04:48 (eleven years ago)

hope nola grab a playoff spot behind a rampaging brow and he wins the mvp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 13:34 (eleven years ago)

not really feeling our front runners curry and harden needs to be brow

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 13:35 (eleven years ago)

they have an OKC back to back next and then the bulls, but after those the schedule isn't terribly hard for them, like it's more or less balanced between hard and easy games until the very end, which is all games against contenders

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 14:16 (eleven years ago)

I would be fine with curry as MVP, much less so with harden, but if they even just get to the 1st round and no further on brow's back, it makes his case indisputable (I'd hope) even to the old heads who keep repeating "MVPs get teams to the playoffs"

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 14:18 (eleven years ago)

(to clarify, harden is v good but are we really gonna make that face the surrogate and embodiment of the NBA?)

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 14:20 (eleven years ago)

curry is a fine MVP choice imo. i bet lebron ends up winning it again tho lol

sae nnwurd - throw sum mo ka (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 17:11 (eleven years ago)

prefer mvp to be dominant on both ends, curry wldnt be as weak a choice as rose, approx as weak a choice as nash tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 17:42 (eleven years ago)

with both curry and especially harden i feel like theres a certain lack of discipline, they both still have room to grow

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 17:44 (eleven years ago)


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