Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

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well current matchups can also be setting shit up down the line.

― o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Wednesday, January 28, 2015 6:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

problem is in this open seeding scheme theyre less likely to reoccur year to year

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:11 (eleven years ago)

watching the sportscenter crawl in a bar b/c i hadn't left the house for two and a half days, did i really just see lebron james - questionable (wrists)?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:15 (eleven years ago)

how can someone have problems with both wrists

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:16 (eleven years ago)

xp the struggle with juno is so real in this city

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:25 (eleven years ago)

re: wrists, idk maybe he was bench pressing and lifted too much & made both wrists hurt

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:26 (eleven years ago)

(i don't know jackshit about weight-lifting)

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:26 (eleven years ago)

or he could have fallen in the game and landed on both hands

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:27 (eleven years ago)

Kobe out 9 months, just hang it up dude

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:30 (eleven years ago)

possible

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:32 (eleven years ago)

xp fine i guess it is possible to fall equally bad on multiple wrists

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:32 (eleven years ago)

it wldnt have to be equally bad, they just both have to be bad enough but one cld still be worse

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:32 (eleven years ago)

agree its a weird diagnosis tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:33 (eleven years ago)

maybe he was playing tennis and has a two handed backhand

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:34 (eleven years ago)

makes much more sense

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:36 (eleven years ago)

maybe he dunked really hard?

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:37 (eleven years ago)

and needs to wear double wristbands like the gawd
http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/article/media_slots/photos/001/423/026/hi-res-5891648425c755db365bb80e55defff5_crop_exact.jpg?w=650&h=433&q=85

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:37 (eleven years ago)

maybe he woke up this morning and his wrists felt tight and hes not sure why

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:37 (eleven years ago)

the worst case scenario

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:40 (eleven years ago)

#old

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 23:44 (eleven years ago)

kinda hate that ESPN's hastily scheduled hawks national game is against the nets

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 00:53 (eleven years ago)

relatively minor price to pay tho I guess esp since it's a home game, which means ORGAN JAMS

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 00:55 (eleven years ago)

lebron wrists thing btw was from game against detroit last night. went for a block and came down kinda weird and fast and had to brace himself with both hands. just a hard fall thing.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:09 (eleven years ago)

... just hard fall things ...

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:09 (eleven years ago)

(wrists)

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:12 (eleven years ago)

I think Dallas-Toronto would be a p exciting matchup honestly Dallas is fun and watching rondo v Lowry and parsons trying to stop derozan would be p sweet

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:14 (eleven years ago)

Kobe is totally resuming his quest to torture us next year he has 25 million or whatever dollars to bank by not retiring

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:15 (eleven years ago)

well of course, no one walks away from 25 million, even people worth 250 million or more

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:17 (eleven years ago)

shit, knowing him he prob thinks he could beat the mailman's record even though reality should hit him in the face and say "no you fucking can't"

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:19 (eleven years ago)

he cld easily get that money w/o playing another minute

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:19 (eleven years ago)

just dont officially retire and its his

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:20 (eleven years ago)

wld be cool if he just totally dogged his rehab and got super fat

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:21 (eleven years ago)

cavs are playing v good d, moz.gov has changed everything

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:21 (eleven years ago)

lol @ mental image of fat kobe

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:21 (eleven years ago)

i want to see fat defeated beardo kobe

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:23 (eleven years ago)

I feel like some low key substance abuse problem is a more likely scenario than fat kobe

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:23 (eleven years ago)

sitting at the end of the bench in an old purple bath robe

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:24 (eleven years ago)

like he doesn't play games but travels with the team and shows up reeking of whiskey, throwing cups at wayne ellington

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:25 (eleven years ago)

omg the hawks organist is playing "try me" by dej loaf

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:26 (eleven years ago)

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThEn2YWGAxr8hHu4Zb2-pVonBmIt5AW8mljvt-mPIL9_lct9Do

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:26 (eleven years ago)

carrying on loud rambling conversations with fans while ignoring the game

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:26 (eleven years ago)

sitting at the end of the bench in an old purple bath robe

― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 28, 2015 5:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

all eating a slice of pepperoni,licking melted cheese off his hand, crumbs in his depression beard.

wearing all five of his rings everywhere he goes.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:27 (eleven years ago)

apparently he is interested in filmmaking, so now I'm imagining a drunk sam peckinpah-esque kobe in a director's chair

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:28 (eleven years ago)

pretty sure by "interested in filmmaking" kobe means he is interested in funding documentaries about himself.

o-TIM-DUNCAN-SAD-facebook.jpg (Clay), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:31 (eleven years ago)

well, yeah no doubt. but him being him I can imagine trying to "be artistic" about it, screaming at the director of photography like "I scored 81 points once and you can't even watch the bergman movies I asked you to visually reference"

indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:33 (eleven years ago)

a series of increasingly deranged movies by kobe about kobe is something i could get into

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:35 (eleven years ago)

that reminds me how weird it is that elton brand was productin werner herzog movies for a minute there

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:36 (eleven years ago)

producing

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:36 (eleven years ago)

such a good movie too

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:36 (eleven years ago)

lol apparently the hawks went to a drake concert and were surprised to see coach bud in attendance too

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:40 (eleven years ago)

also coach bud's shirt collar tonight is really kicking some ass

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 January 2015 01:41 (eleven years ago)


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