bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

yeah thats no good

q: could you beat Bill 1 on 1?

Super Bowl XLIX was like the last episode of The Sopranos

followed by 7000 more words

does he make a comparison between phil leotardo and pete carroll? does he compare their heads of white hair? does he compare the previously little-known malcolm butler to the previously little-known walden belfiore aka the guy who takes out leotardo?

squawks backup cb repeatedly getting torched is aj's suv catching fire and exploding

so a cowork3r of mine was sitting next to s1mm0ns' table at a restaurant last night and he was loudly holding court w/bros on how "i'm toying with the idea of moving back to bos4on" and how "i could own that city if i was there!" something something about not having the same power in l.a.

attempting to figure out what that wld look like and failing

like what exactly wld he own idk

if u want to be a powerful media person its better to do it in a place that like has media right

he'd have to dethrone a wahlburg or two

grantland v wahlburgers in the ultimate st paddys day brawl

maybe he can come back just long enough to run dan shaughnessy out of town

maybe simmons was just fantasizing. why'd he want to give up l.a. and brodowns with kornheiser at the kimmel mansion?

sundays wldnt be the same w/o jimmy

theres some underground dudebro sports tweeter in boston wishing a motherfucker would move back in on his turf right now

so a cowork3r of mine was sitting next to s1mm0ns' table at a restaurant last night and he was loudly holding court w/bros on how "i'm toying with the idea of moving back to bos4on" and how "i could own that city if i was there!" something something about not having the same power in l.a.
--LIKE If you are against racism (0mar l1ttle)

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jordan!

@BillSimmons: I am never leaving the West Coast. Oh, and I had dinner with my family at home last night. We got takeout.

wow j0rdan s breaking shit off ilx give this dude a pulitzer already

xp loool

xp maybe the assbag who runs barstool sports will challenge simmons to a highlander-type battle, would be one of the only times I'd favor simmons in a fight

omars coworker is luna btw

(my post was too late, intended for bison)

i heard bill simmons was secretly a woman, let's break this story

lmao

can we googleproof my post? it's 100% true but...don't want to have it come back to here as it were.

lol @ "a source"

10ud1y h01d1ng ¢0u®† w/ b®0s

HA!

:D

i can't believe i got subtweeted so quickly

hot damn

in the midst of a grantland shootaround post around cavs drama (lol) that touches briefly on boogie's "god's plan" speech, this choice nugget from bill simmons:

I can’t tell you how focused I am on the possibility of a Boogie/Boston trade. Like, you have no idea.

and then later:

Boogie for Jared Sullinger, Kelly Olynyk, Marcus Thornton’s expiring, our unprotected 2015 no. 1 pick, the unprotected 2015 Clippers pick AND Dallas’s future no. 1 pick. THIS IS GOD’S PLAN!!!! Wait, what are you guys talking about?

as great as that would be for the Cs, this has to be a new high water mark for simmons absurdity, right? even as crazy as vivek is and as incompetent as his front office is?

hes making a joke

...is he tho?

yes

BS report player interviews from all star weekend - lowry, boogie, splash bros, john wall, bosh, korver & horford and elfrid payton & victor oladipo - have been really enjoyable

Boogie sounded mad bummed out

anyone think hell still be playing for sacto in two years

man i really hope not. i am looking v much forward to see him contend

Just watched the Lowry interview, he was great.

I predict boogie will seek a sign and trade.

yeah the lowry interview was awesome, boogie sounds v sad

Lol when he tweeted the SNL column, all the @'s back were WHERE THR FUCK IS TRADE VALE PT 2. ASSHOLE

lmao

they did the trade value column as an episode of the grantland basketball hour but apparently i am the only one who watches that

I listened to it in podcast form - not bad when divorced from commercial breaks and having to actually see the really weird/corny animations

clay im worried about yr level of engagement with bill simmons content

he is a v big part of my life it's true

simmons is a force for good in the world just embrace it

his/lowe's podcasts are essential if you have long commutes

i dont pod