Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

celebrity chefs are the corniest ppl in the world

He's definitely cornified

I'll give him this much he knew about Oppa Gangnam Style hella early

lol

NBA Legion ‏@MySportsLegion 1h1 hour ago
Trade is done: Clippers get Austin Rivers, Suns get Reggie Bullock and Celtics get Shavlik Randolph, per source.

welcome back shavlik! lol

@fosterdj
For those keeping score: LAC gave up Dudley, Bullock, a 2017 1st, a 2017 2nd, CDR, Farmar (BAE, waived) for cap relief and AUSTIN RIVERS.

wow very nice work

not that that is really what happened but still

:--------/

Congratulations to the WCF champs the Golden State Warriors

bullock is a good pick up for the suns, i bet he starts bombing threes for them almost immediately

YES SHAVLIK RANDOLPH IS BACK BABY

One of my favorite utter randos

this trade only means anything if doc actually gives rivers serious minutes

think of how unchill it wld be to have yr dad be yr nba coach

Ugh I feel like the commish should have stopped that

Like, here have whatever other random ass Celtic and we're just gonna route Austin somewhere else sorry

Doc b powertrippin'

dad coach will yell at his son and embarrass him in front of the other parents and fans. dad coach will then let son pierce his ear to make it up to him.

Boston is waiving jordan farmer and buying out Nate rob, ainge has been unleashed this week piling up second rounders and trade exceptions from these weirdo trades

At this pace I expect him to crumple up tayshaun prince and shove him in a coinstar machine just to see if anything comes out

celtics got farmar? this is too much

i cant keep up

ainge u win

celebrity chefs are the corniest ppl in the world

idk how but this t bombed me

this trade only means anything if doc actually gives rivers serious minutes

― k3vin k., Thursday, January 15, 2015 5:40 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark

they traded a pick and an ex-first round pick who seems fairly decent, if they do that for a player who barely plays it's almost worse?

yeah the only thing that makes sense about this trade at all is that rivers is rivers son

(why they have the same last name)

feel like doc the GM may in fact be appreciably worse than bron the (unofficial) GM

like this move seems straight up stupid for the clips

nets looking to trade for...lance stephenson, because...they really like awful contracts I guess wow

doc proves he has no shame

lance's contract isn't bad, expensive now sure but it expires after next year

I thought it was 3 plus an opt out, is it only 2? that's slightly better

but more like that team seems seriously addicted to adding every malcontent player to its roster

lance is two + team option, $9m in each of the first two.

http://hoopshype.com/salaries/brooklyn.htm

if they're starting an on-the-fly rebuild (without picks... ever... idk how they really do this tho) lance works out as a contract that expires the same year basically all their other albatrosses expire.

lance's contract is fine esp for a team like the nets with money falling out of their earholes

but with ownership up in the air and thus continuity in the front office a question over the next few years why even bother really xp

Billy King trying to save his job by making the 8 seed I imagine is the motivation

Woj also reporting an uptick in bropez trade talks, speaking of nets albatrosses

god the nets owe deron williams 22.3 million in 2016-17

yea and iso joe is like 22, 25 something insane like that?

23 this year, 24 mil and chance next year holy fuck

deron is still getting paid the year after that!

:)

joe's decent still but massively overplayed

d will looks completely unplayable on a lot of nights

by the end of the d will contract it might look like one of the worst in nba history

if it's true that the kings were trying to trade for d will the nets should've done just about anything to get rid of that contract

I think sacto also wanted plumlee and that was the issue

i can't really imagine a time when that dwill contract seemed reasonable. i remember there was a year when he seemed like the best pg in basketball, but that seems like a really long time ago.

How has doin waiters been for the t

Pronounced 'dwon' waiters btw