https://vine.co/v/OpeJ1viBed5
― lag∞n, Thursday, 8 January 2015 04:25 (eleven years ago)
he acts exactly like a monkey
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 January 2015 04:30 (eleven years ago)
he makes me so happy
― Clay, Thursday, 8 January 2015 04:33 (eleven years ago)
https://vine.co/v/OpevzaX3vzD
― lag∞n, Thursday, 8 January 2015 04:38 (eleven years ago)
monkey!!
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 January 2015 04:39 (eleven years ago)
https://vine.co/v/OpM671xTjE0
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:12 (eleven years ago)
Quality.
AND quantity, come to think of it.
― Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:22 (eleven years ago)
lol
― lag∞n, Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:22 (eleven years ago)
Bethlehem Shoals @freedarko 32m32 minutes agoTHIS IS THE BEST PIECE OF BASKETBALL WRITING I HAVE EVER READ. @runofplay. http://grantland.com/the-triangle/wolf-on-the-rock-the-ludicrous-glorious-doom-of-kobe-bryant
― lag∞n, Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:23 (eleven years ago)
Good article, I can see why you like it so much.
― Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:36 (eleven years ago)
it's p decent, takes a markedly more nuanced look at the whole mess than its subject probably deserves
― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:40 (eleven years ago)
its decent and nuanced to poop on
― lag∞n, Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:42 (eleven years ago)
wau hot take there
― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:48 (eleven years ago)
you use that term a lot but i dont think you know what it means
― lag∞n, Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:50 (eleven years ago)
wasn't trying to zing or anything just meant it seemed like a strong crit, article didn't seem that bad if nothing great either
― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:51 (eleven years ago)
Using the term 'hot take' on ILX is like trying to claim you know the color of the boathouse at Hereford
― 龜, Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:52 (eleven years ago)
its red (hot color)
― lag∞n, Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:52 (eleven years ago)
can't rightly say I know the color of any boathouses anywhere
― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:57 (eleven years ago)
I ambushed you with a cup of coffee.
― Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Thursday, 8 January 2015 22:05 (eleven years ago)
He was a narcissist, but a strangely impersonal narcissist, like a general whose army happens to be deployed inside himself.
Why do writers write sentences like this
― Clay, Thursday, 8 January 2015 22:53 (eleven years ago)
because someone let them
― lag∞n, Thursday, 8 January 2015 22:53 (eleven years ago)
because they are deployed inside themselves
― lag∞n, Thursday, 8 January 2015 22:54 (eleven years ago)
There were five or six sentences that I c/p'd on my phone to highlight as just atrociously underthought "smart things to say" garbage thoughts in that article before I hit that one, but that metaphor took the cake.
― Clay, Thursday, 8 January 2015 22:59 (eleven years ago)
well I guess it is a simile excuse me
how does kobe make me feel asks the smart man
― lag∞n, Thursday, 8 January 2015 23:07 (eleven years ago)
the same things people have been saying about kobe for years, adorned in terrible prose
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 January 2015 00:50 (eleven years ago)
ref with cramps
https://vine.co/v/Op3uBAnUxWb
― k3vin k., Sunday, 11 January 2015 01:19 (eleven years ago)
Lmao
― Spottie, Sunday, 11 January 2015 01:28 (eleven years ago)
― lag∞n, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:03 (eleven years ago)
http://youtu.be/AhUf3YCuE-8
― micah, Sunday, 11 January 2015 10:19 (eleven years ago)
https://vine.co/v/OpXhXaEeYqn
― 龜, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:48 (eleven years ago)
*sigh* ok
― lag∞n, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:54 (eleven years ago)
lol he must be diabetic?
― k3vin k., Sunday, 11 January 2015 19:31 (eleven years ago)
https://vine.co/v/ODbqg7mpZzr
― Clay, Monday, 12 January 2015 08:34 (eleven years ago)
good job, internet
― Nhex, Monday, 12 January 2015 14:30 (eleven years ago)
ah that runofplay guy who wrote the kobe bit is the worst person on earth. i only know him for doing the same terrible shit for soccerball, except no one here criticises him for it, which makes me want to switch sports
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 10:05 (eleven years ago)
https://twitter.com/MrMichaelLee/status/554727787022389248
― Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:26 (eleven years ago)
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/daryl-morey-made-a-really-dumb-gynecologist-joke-on-twitter-225342543.html
― Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 00:22 (eleven years ago)
really can't wait for his stilted apology
― i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 15 January 2015 00:44 (eleven years ago)
i don't really see how this is offensive or even a joke?
― micah, Thursday, 15 January 2015 01:29 (eleven years ago)
it's just a corny cliché joke made by terrible men who don't know anything about women's health issues or, like, why people become doctors
― Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 01:34 (eleven years ago)
yup, posted here cos its funny that its not funny. dad joke territory
― Spottie, Thursday, 15 January 2015 01:38 (eleven years ago)
yeah i agree its def not funny. but using it to show like the line between work and the fun you have at home doesnt make light of womens health or w/e
― micah, Thursday, 15 January 2015 01:52 (eleven years ago)
well the joke is if you were a gynecologist you'd be happy at work all the time b/c haha looking at women's genitals all day high-five man that's the life, rather than being a serious occupation taken up by extremely well-trained people who do life-saving work for women and families every single day.
― Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 01:58 (eleven years ago)
there i explained a punchline on the internet are you proud now dad
― Clay, Thursday, 15 January 2015 01:59 (eleven years ago)
It is not funny any way you slice it, at face value, or that someone has an outlook that would offer it as a joke.
― Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Thursday, 15 January 2015 02:01 (eleven years ago)
it is sad that apparently there are adult men who consider the word gynecologist in the same light as a ten year old considers the word fart
― Aimless, Thursday, 15 January 2015 02:11 (eleven years ago)
well the joke is if you were a gynecologist you'd be happy at work all the time b/c haha looking at women's genitals all day high-five man that's the life, rather than being a serious occupation taken up by extremely well-trained people who do life-saving work for women and families every single day.― Clay, Thursday, January 15, 2015 12:58 PM
― Clay, Thursday, January 15, 2015 12:58 PM
ok rite maybe morey should stick to bball
― micah, Thursday, 15 January 2015 02:22 (eleven years ago)
Also may I say fuck daryl morey
― brosario nawson (m bison), Thursday, 15 January 2015 02:38 (eleven years ago)
$5000 fine for this one https://vine.co/v/OD0PKZxP9UD
― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:41 (eleven years ago)