2014-15 NBA regular season thread: 82 games of injuries and inevitabilities

i did not call nor imply anyone here was dumb except for joakim noah who is not here

didn't say you did
lookit me, i'm detached guy on internet who criticizes anyone who dares to take things more seriously than i deem reasonable zzzz.

brooo

I don’t like it when people portray me and judge me because it’s not fair to me. It’s not.

i see what u did there. internet guy is clever.

post a gif or some shit now!!

thank ya

granny....

really wish this was a safer space for hating nba players

#hoopsgate is gonna be a rough few months

Boguts been amazing tonight

if you dont like joaquin noah you dont like nba basketball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7kpjKNbbPc

this is such terrible defense, gay has no idea where courtney lee even goes and it's not even a great inbounds play

Noah's a great player and all, but c'mon, he's got the face of a shitheel

noah shoots the ball with frontspin and plays in the nba so he can say what he needs to say

never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ3y5hTHuP4

wow did not know joakim noah brought it out in people like this

he looks like he sleeps under a bridge or on a desolate beach with a handle of liquor and can indeed be a shitheel, but he's p good at the basketball

slothroprhymes I appreesh that today is perhaps your first day in stepping in the pile of shit that is Granny Dainger so please don't be too alarmed

oh great I guess he's the raccoon tanuki/missingNO of ILH?

If those are yr only reference points for worst posters of ILX you have had a charmed life

i mean i've only been on this thing a lil while i'm sure i'll get to other monsters eventually but yeah that's about it

If those are yr only reference points for worst posters of ILX you have had a charmed life

― 龜, Friday, November 14, 2014 8:23 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

if you dont like joaquin noah you dont like nba basketball

― micah, Friday, November 14, 2014 1:49 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is verifiably not true

noah shoots the ball with frontspin and plays in the nba so he can say what he needs to say

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, November 14, 2014 4:23 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a good indicator his personality defects imo

and fwiw ive always thought he was a good player, he just has no chill as a human being

btw the hollinger power rankings have begun and golden state is number one http://espn.go.com/nba/hollinger/powerrankings

celtics are on the first page!

cavs... are not

mavs #3 what what

i feel like this list is largely meaningless rn but i will take it and use it as fuel for my irrational hope machine

ya obvs it doesnt have too much info at this point but its fun to see how teams have done so far

should look back at this at the end of the season for a hearty lol at what im assuming will be a drastic reshuffle

once again, LOLSIXERS.

those poor bastards have to play the free throw fuckheads and then SA next, the slaughter will be beyond our imagining

time capsule

http://i.imgur.com/XY4567a.gif

yes thanks

Vince's inbounds pass on that alleyoop was dope!

Still can't believe we're like four years into Vince Carter cool vet roleplayer

like if u were rose u wld prob be happy he stood up for u but also a lil embarrassed for him

― lag∞n, Friday, November 14, 2014 12:18 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Feel like this is the most accurate part of noahgate and the most detached from whether u like him or not

I've gone from total sports hate to admiration for his hustle and game but he is still a crazy corny dude who I would probably be embarrassed by in public if I were his teammate or friend but would also feel totally loyal to him and vice versa, like everyone has that friend you know is actually cool but can't stop being kinda wack in public

I would go on a road trip into the wilderness w him but might still pretend to not know him very well when hanging out w friends in public

lmao

the thing that makes noah worse and less sympathetic than the average embarrassing friend is his whole shtick is motivated by the core belief that he is very cute, its like he got a lot of good feedback being a hammy eight year old and decided to stick with it

John Schuhmann ‏@johnschuhmann 1m1 minute ago
How bad is it for the Lakers this season? They actually lost a Fan Night vote ... to the Kings and Pelicans.

oof

might want to rethink that overpaying twilight kobe for ratings strategy

the buss family does not second-guess financial decisions sir, the siblings lack the mental capacity to do so

lol tru

btw sacto was up one and shooting two free throws with .6 left in that game last night

craaaazy

also how awesome wld it have been if enraged kobe went to another team

thats a narrative i honestly wld not have minded the media beating into the ground

actually nm yes i wld

no the kobe era is ending exactly how it needs to.

prob true, still gonna finish up this multi volume alternate history tho